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A letter to Gary Bettman from EA Sports regarding the Colorado Avalanche

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Dear Gary,

This is out of control. We just spent two years and almost $200M on the filming of Transformers 3, and when we went to edit it we found Ryan Kesler lurking in the background of every single shot.

Please do something,
Paramount Pictures

Brilliant.

by StiflersMom on Mar 16, 2011 4:57 AM MDT reply actions  

LOL!
Dear Gary,

We’re writing to express our deep concern over how exactly we’re supposed to include this year’s Colorado Avalanche in our upcoming release of our NHL 2012 game. As you know, our current ratings systems isn’t designed to accept negative numbers.

Yours,
EA Sports

Its ok, EA. We’ll be back in the playoffs next year with a player named Landeskog or Larsson lighting things up, and Bryzgalov or Vokoun in net. All you have to worry about now is Edmonton.

Jumpin' on the Johnson bandwagon.
Good Goalie. THIS SUMMER. Make it Happen, Sherman!

by andidee15 on Mar 16, 2011 9:57 AM MDT reply actions  

Yeah I came over to post this, but all I can say is “ouch”, followed by, yep, the truth hurts. And being a maple leafs fan, he knows the truth when he sees it.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Mar 18, 2011 11:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Your 2010-2011 Colorado Avalanche: WINNING!*

*Based on Charlie Sheen’s definition of “WINNING.” Such as "I just lost my $2M per show TV gig and now broadcast insanity over the internets “WINNING.”

We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.

by Bob in Boulder on Mar 16, 2011 10:21 AM MDT reply actions  

Maybe this definition of Winning

Or, I’m selling out every show I announce, at like $5k per. then I smoke a bunch of crack and have sex with chicks you can only dream about.

Honestly I’m not sure he isn’t on to something. And I think the Avs could do with SOME kind of WINNING, and not all this depressing losing I keep watching.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Mar 18, 2011 11:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

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