If you feel like helping someone else revel in misery:
1. At least 50 people post comments that include something which could be understood as "Do it!".
or, 2. More than 200 people vote on the poll, and >75% vote "Yes"
or, 3. At least 10 people like this idea enough to give it a good old-fashioned rec'ing.
And if all of the above happen, I will make photographic documentation of the evening available for all. (Though, of course, I'll not provide any indecent photos in any case. No need to worry, kids.)