Tank At Home Tonight (To the tune of Eddie Money's 'Take Me Home Tonight' (featuring Ronnie Spector))

I feel hungry, it's a hunger
That tries to keep a fan awake at night
Is Larsson the answer I shouldn't wonder
Or will Landeskog whet Sherm's appetite
With all the power of his checking
It isn't safe to skate near the boards alone
Anticipation's running through me
Let's tank this season, get the drafting on

Nugent-Hopkins is good
But Landeskog is better.

Tank At Home Tonight
I don't want to see us score till its opening night
Tank At Home Tonight
Listen Koci
Just like Arnason
Be a little baby

I get frightened in all this darkness
I get nightmares, and I hate when Henrik scores
Duchene needs company, a guardian winger
To help him score when the defense blows

Nugent-Hopkins is good
But Landeskog is better.

Tank At Home Tonight
I don't want to see us score till its opening night
Tank At Home Tonight
Listen Koci
Just like Arnason
Be a little baby
Be a little baby

Just like Arnason
Just like Arnason
Be a little baby
Play in Russia
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
He feels no hunger
It's a horror

Tank At Home Tonight
I don't want to see us score till its opening night
Tank At Home Tonight
Listen Koci
Just like Arnason
Be a little baby
Be a little baby

* BEHIND THE MUSIC: I decided to go for the hat-trick and make this third song (since we haven't seen a hat-trick round these parts in some time). Enjoy! And if these songs annoy you, I apologize but a man has to make a livin' rippin' off other people's hit songs :::COUGH:::: Kid Rock ::::COUGH::::