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“Old on, I can’t ear de question, I forget to take dese dam rings out of my ears agen” (best attempt at french accent"

by Alden Smith on Mar 23, 2011 7:35 AM MDT reply actions  

This 4 time Stanley Cup Champion goaltender, considered the greatest goaltender who ever lived, once kicked Backup Goaltender Chris Osgood’s ass

“Who is me Alex? "

Avalanche Shutouts are a powerful Aphrodisiac
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time

by Jibblescribbits on Mar 23, 2011 7:50 AM MDT reply actions  

I chuckled. Roy would’ve beaten Wilson in a Jeopardy match. Most likely through punching.

by MalachiConstant on Mar 23, 2011 8:08 AM MDT up reply actions  

Watson you mean? Wilson was a volleyball in Castaway

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

by chiavsfan on Mar 23, 2011 9:34 AM MDT up reply actions  

Sigh.. I even quasi double checked with the google auto fill bar. Apparently many others have made the same mistake as I.

by MalachiConstant on Mar 23, 2011 9:35 AM MDT up reply actions  

Screw a caption. Look at that face. That is the face of an ego-maniacal goal-tending savant who loves the game with a fiery passion.

I miss him so.

by MalachiConstant on Mar 23, 2011 8:07 AM MDT reply actions  

“Are you kidding me with that mustache?”

Screw the tank. I want to WIN!
Avalanche Breakaway: a blog of hockey goodness

by Cheryl Bradley on Mar 23, 2011 8:29 AM MDT reply actions   1 recs

“I just want some poutine… wait, you can fly it in?! Awesome Sauce”

Winnik is a fucking #Winner. Le P'tit Français est un Des Boys. Can Johnson bring me loads of happiness? Bucket Loads. Ryan O`Byrne must have #TigerBlood

Because 30 is different than 20.

by Sandie Gauthier on Mar 23, 2011 8:56 AM MDT reply actions  

This is my “Mile High Hump Day Caption Thread” face….

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by i2strange97 on Mar 23, 2011 9:03 AM MDT reply actions  

That’s not what your mother said last night Trebek.

We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.

by Bob in Boulder on Mar 23, 2011 9:11 AM MDT reply actions   1 recs

I’ll take Jap Anus Relations for 200

Hejduk, don’t make me sad. Take a bad game and make it better. Remember to put it in to the net. Then you can start to make it better.

by Pinchy The Lobster on Mar 23, 2011 9:29 AM MDT up reply actions  

I would like the “Penis mightier than the sword” for 400

Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.

Thanks for everything Foppa!

by Americanario on Mar 23, 2011 11:36 AM MDT up reply actions  

I’ll take The Rapist for 400, Alex

by Markopolo on Mar 23, 2011 12:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

Catch the semen for 600.

We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.

by Bob in Boulder on Mar 23, 2011 1:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

Why don’t you give me ape tit for uh, 8,000.

I'm just like everyone else, only way better.

by wtnelson on Mar 23, 2011 3:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

“Problem?”

I make music. I don't think it's despicable, do you?

by SteveHouse on Mar 23, 2011 9:15 AM MDT reply actions  

“Not in the R’s? That’s not what your mother said.”

Hejduk, don’t make me sad. Take a bad game and make it better. Remember to put it in to the net. Then you can start to make it better.

by Pinchy The Lobster on Mar 23, 2011 9:28 AM MDT reply actions   1 recs

“they are so screwed when I retire.”

Each of my replies is a work of art, each more brilliant than the last.

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Mar 23, 2011 10:32 AM MDT reply actions  

“Before we go, you’ll have to tell me who does your hair. Look at mine. It looks like a friggen helmet.”

"It's all about the $"

by Busted Twigg on Mar 23, 2011 11:40 AM MDT reply actions  

So, Patrick

How do you feel about being the last good goalie the Avs will have for the next 15 years?

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Mar 23, 2011 12:06 PM MDT reply actions  

“I’ll never tell you guys what I did with the 3rd Stanley Cup ring…”

I'm just like everyone else, only way better.

by wtnelson on Mar 23, 2011 12:40 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

“Andrew Brunette? Never heard of him. Why do you ask?”

I am the most humble blogger of all time

by David Driscoll-Carignan on Mar 23, 2011 1:14 PM MDT reply actions  

“Lemme tell you guys, the pussy in America is waaaay better than in Canada!”

by HansoBonanzo on Mar 23, 2011 1:17 PM MDT reply actions  

 reporter- “Escusez moi? My wife is French Canadian, eh!”
cameraman (thinks to himself) “This could get interesting… better keep the camera rolling!”

by HansoBonanzo on Mar 23, 2011 1:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

“They are going to replace me with how many guys?”

by pra4snow on Mar 23, 2011 1:43 PM MDT reply actions  

Not enough, there are still holes in front of the net.

Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.

Thanks for everything Foppa!

by Americanario on Mar 23, 2011 1:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

a whole bunch of guys

Patrit19: Languishing for Landeskog since 2011

by patrit19 on Mar 23, 2011 2:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

Reporter asks, “Patrick, did you put that dog shit in Brendan Shanahan’s locker before today’s game?”

To which Roy responds, “Why yes, yes I did.”

Shabalagoo

by YammerinYeti on Mar 23, 2011 4:42 PM MDT reply actions   1 recs

What was Bertuzzi doing in Shannahan’s locker?

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

2010-2011 Colorado Avalanche: Hugging the cap floor and waiting on their revenue share, because hey, billionaires need welfare too!

by Hopfenkopf on Mar 23, 2011 4:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

Looking for some class and not finding any.

Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.

Thanks for everything Foppa!

by Americanario on Mar 23, 2011 6:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

an den she unbuttoned my….

....Ti4?...

by Hetz on Mar 23, 2011 6:37 PM MDT reply actions  

That’s reassuring. Looks like there are lots of goalies for Sherman to choose from – and we have the only for sure Starter spot open. We actually might have the chance to attract someone decent because of that, like Bryzgalov (Please let it be Bryzgalov!).

But it also shows that teams can get away with paying goalies less. Will that turn away the best candidates because the organ-I-zation will offer less than they want? And that’s assuming of course that they’ll even be looking this summer.

Jumpin' on the Johnson bandwagon.
Good Goalie. THIS SUMMER. Make it Happen, Sherman!

by andidee15 on Mar 24, 2011 7:18 AM MDT up reply actions  

You’re right, that WAS hilarious when Selanne missed that wide open wrap-around…

Twitter - @23_TheDuke

by slapshotr2007 on Mar 23, 2011 8:41 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

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