Worst Season Ever?
by David Driscoll-Carignan on Apr 11, 2011 7:00 AM MDT
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PrintIt's finally in the books. The Avalanche finished up the 2010-2011 season with 68 points, the lowest total since the franchise moved to Denver. The Avs missed the playoffs for the 2nd time in 3 years and have ZERO 2nd-round playoff wins since the lockout. In fact, they have as many playoff wins in the last seven seasons (16) as they did in their first year in Denver.
In other words, we're in a bit of a lull right now folks. The Avs had a grand total of 18 regulation wins (and just FOUR in the 2nd half). The Avs' 227 goals were the 3rd lowest total in Avalanche history and the 1st half vs 2nd half splits were a cliff-dropping 136 to 91. The 288 goals allowed were an Avalanche worst by 31 goals. PK? Worst ever.
Of course, there were mitigating factors. The Avs lost a franchise-record 474 man-games to injury...and these weren't insignificant players on the shelf. Yes, 288 goals is a hell of a lot of goals, but the Avs used three goalies this year - two that aren't starting goalies and one who is but didn't play like one (until he was traded, of course). And, thanks to the injuries, the Avalanche used 17 different defensemen. 17!
There are some positives. The team toughness was upgraded substantially this year with additions like Ryan O'Byrne and Erik Johnson. Hits is a fairly wonky stats, but the official Avalanche total of 1,726 was the third highest in Avalanche history. And, for the first time since the Avalanche traded Chris Drury and Stephane Yelle away, the Avs were over 50% at draws for the year. It took 8 years to replace those guys in the circle, but they've finally done it! (Stastny, Duchene, O'Reilly and McClement all finished over 50% for the year). Oh, and attendance was up this year, stopping a trend of 4-straight seasons of declining numbers. Actually, if you really want to take liberty with interpreting the numbers, you could say the Avs' attendance increased for the first time since the 99-00 season. But not even I am that reckless and irresponsible.
There are some other intriguing statistical oddities from the season that I'll be looking at over the next week or so. For now, here's a big table with Avalanche season totals in some key (or not so key) metrics, thanks to nhl.com, hockey-reference.com and the few Avalanche media guides I have around or could find online.
| Year | W | L | T/OTL | Pts | PS Wins | MG Lost | GF | GA | PP% | PK% |
| 95-96 | 47 | 25 | 10 | 104 | 16 | 326 | 240 | |||
| 96-97 | 49 | 24 | 9 | 107 | 10 | 277 | 205 | |||
| 97-98 | 39 | 26 | 17 | 95 | 3 | 231 | 205 | 17.3 | 87.0 | |
| 98-99 | 44 | 28 | 10 | 98 | 11 | 239 | 205 | 18.9 | 83.6 | |
| 99-00 | 42 | 28 | 11 | 96 | 11 | 233 | 201 | 19.5 | 84.4 | |
| 00-01 | 52 | 16 | 10 | 118 | 16 | 270 | 192 | 22.0 | 82.7 | |
| 01-02 | 45 | 28 | 8 | 99 | 11 | 212 | 169 | 18.0 | 86.9 | |
| 02-03 | 42 | 19 | 13 | 105 | 3 | 251 | 194 | 18.7 | 82.4 | |
| 03-04 | 40 | 22 | 13 | 100 | 6 | 417 | 236 | 198 | 20.3 | 83.7 |
| 05-06 | 43 | 30 | 9 | 95 | 4 | 205 | 283 | 257 | 18.8 | 84.6 |
| 06-07 | 44 | 31 | 7 | 95 | 0 | 292 | 272 | 251 | 21.1 | 80.2 |
| 07-08 | 44 | 31 | 7 | 95 | 4 | 325 | 231 | 219 | 14.6 | 81.4 |
| 08-09 | 32 | 45 | 5 | 69 | 0 | 368 | 199 | 257 | 15.7 | 79.9 |
| 09-10 | 43 | 30 | 9 | 95 | 2 | 352 | 244 | 233 | 18.1 | 80.2 |
| 10-11 | 30 | 44 | 8 | 68 | 0 | 474 | 227 | 288 | 18.5 | 76.1 |
| Year | Hits | Blks | FO | Maj | Ave Att | Sellouts |
| 95-96 | 16,017 | 38 | ||||
| 96-97 | 16,061 | 41 | ||||
| 97-98 | 1,134 | 750 | 47.9 | 81 | 16,061 | 41 |
| 98-99 | 1,577 | 931 | 50.6 | 77 | 16,061 | 41 |
| 99-00 | 1,674 | 963 | 51.5 | 52 | 18,007 | 41 |
| 00-01 | 2,161 | 929 | 51.3 | 46 | 18,007 | 41 |
| 01-02 | 2,325 | 1,248 | 51.4 | 37 | 18,007 | 41 |
| 02-03 | 763 | 330 | 47.9 | 40 | 18,007 | 41 |
| 03-04 | 1,573 | 1,044 | 50.0 | 55 | 18,007 | 41 |
| 05-06 | 951 | 1,254 | 48.1 | 38 | 18,007 | 41 |
| 06-07 | 964 | 1,251 | 48.6 | 22 | 17,613 | 15 |
| 07-08 | 1,168 | 1,081 | 47.8 | 49 | 16,843 | 13 |
| 08-09 | 1,462 | 1,317 | 47.8 | 48 | 15,429 | 7 |
| 09-10 | 1,568 | 1,226 | 47.7 | 61 | 13,948 | 5 |
| 10-11 | 1,726 | 1,176 | 50.6 | 45 | 14,821 | 5 |
| Year | Pt Leader | Gl Leader | Best +/- | Worst +/- |
| 95-96 | 120 | 51 | + 32 | - 3 |
| 96-97 | 86 | 33 | + 31 | - 10 |
| 97-98 | 91 | 27 | + 21 | - 12 |
| 98-99 | 96 | 41 | + 27 | - 8 |
| 99-00 | 81 | 36 | + 30 | - 10 |
| 00-01 | 118 | 54 | + 45 | - 3 |
| 01-02 | 79 | 26 | + 18 | - 5 |
| 02-03 | 106 | 50 | + 52 | - 12 |
| 03-04 | 87 | 35 | + 30 | - 8 |
| 05-06 | 87 | 32 | + 13 | - 14 |
| 06-07 | 100 | 36 | + 18 | - 8 |
| 07-08 | 71 | 29 | + 22 | - 6 |
| 08-09 | 59 | 27 | + 2 | - 21 |
| 09-10 | 79 | 28 | + 15 | - 13 |
| 10-11 | 67 | 27 | + 5 | - 23 |
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The Avs
have never missed the playoffs after retiring a number on opening night.
HUNWICK. WHY.
DECENT OFFICIALS. WHEN? NEVER.
bizarre
I am the most humble blogger of all time
by David Driscoll-Carignan on Apr 11, 2011 7:07 AM MDT up reply actions
So you’re saying they won’t make the playoffs next year?
Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.
Thanks for everything Foppa!
Footer: We'll miss seeing you clear the riff raff off your lawn.
by Americanario on Apr 11, 2011 10:37 AM MDT up reply actions
Their toughness may have increased, but they still don’t seem to initiate contact with people until they are already losing. They also still can’t play a complete game (something that has lacked since the lockout). Their coaching is suspect, their defense was god awful. After Christmas they basically lost their offense as well. This was the most brutal 2nd half of a season I have ever sat through.
Yes, injuries were a big part of things, but again, even horrible teams tend to win more than 5 times in the 2nd half of a season.
Everyone can be sunshine and daisies if they want (and I will probably be there starting with the opening drop next season)…but this team is ways off IMO, especially with the current ownership, and their “red headed stepchild” treatment of this team.
I hope I’m proven wrong
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Why must you make me sad with your completely accurate dump on the avs. Sigh.
"I’m predicting 50pts in the NHL for Hensick next season. Anyone want to put $20 on it?" - DetAvs, Jun 18, 2010 3:45 AM EDT
by Hardshell_Taco_del_Lowayne on Apr 11, 2011 1:14 PM MDT up reply actions
even horrible teams tend to win more than 5 times in the 2nd half of a season.
Except perhaps when they only have 2 starting defenders at any given time, are missing 4 of their top 6 forwards, and don’t have a goaltender that can bail them out with any confidence. I still say injuries were a much bigger factor than people want to admit.
"My name is still Cameron Awesome, and I still play defense, yo! (Though, admitedly, I really do need to learn how to fight.)"
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by Cheryl Bradley on Apr 11, 2011 5:40 PM MDT up reply actions
i agree to a certain extent, but hoping significant injuries do not again occur is a good way to a) be disappointed, and b) make more excuses next season.
Yes, they are a factor. But not one that should have led them to lose damn near every game since christmas. Something else is going on; I think they just aren’t that good yet. Maybe some of them will be, but I think we’ve seen that some of the guys that were counted on (paging Brandon Yip) just can’t replicate their success.
"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?
I think that injuries exposed what is wrong with our system. We looked really good until they caught up with us. Assuming that they wont happen again (especially if we dont take steps to prevent them) is just plain stupid. Hopefully we wont be back in the 470 range again, but there is always the chance that we might be. Next season, we need to be prepared to for the worst-case scenario (meaning what happened this year). We’ve got a lot of good pieces, but a bit more depth – especially in the top 6 and veteran leadership – and a goaltender that is able to steal games on a semi-regular basis are vital to our success next year.
Just a Colorado girl in Montana who <3s the Avs.
We need more depth
There’s no argument with that.
But there is not a single team that can properly plan to play 17 different guys on defense.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
by A.J. Haefele on Apr 11, 2011 6:20 PM MDT up reply actions
I hear ya. I seem to recall quite a bit of displeasure with our healthy defense in the first part of the year too though.
"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?
How naive we were.
Everyone freaking out about Quincey, who was actually playing fantastic hockey, and Hannan who was…Hannan. Sigh…
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
by A.J. Haefele on Apr 12, 2011 12:59 AM MDT up reply actions
I heart the Hobbit…even if he did essentially feel me up in Vegas.
"My name is still Cameron Awesome, and I still play defense, yo! (Though, admitedly, I really do need to learn how to fight.)"
Avalanche Breakaway: a blog of hockey goodness
by Cheryl Bradley on Apr 12, 2011 8:01 AM MDT up reply actions
Oooh la la la
Winnik is a fucking #Winner. Le P'tit Français est un Des Boys. Can Johnson bring me loads of happiness? Bucket Loads. Ryan O`Byrne must have #TigerBlood
Because 30 is different than 20.
by Sandie Gauthier on Apr 12, 2011 8:09 AM MDT up reply actions
I heart the Hobbit…-even if- especially because he did essentially feel me up in Vegas
FTFY
"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?
Please elaborate on who the 4 missing top 6 forwards were, please.
If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!
Moe, Larry, Curly, Bashful, Doc, Dopey, Grumpy, Happy, Sneezy, Sleepy and Beachie.
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by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 12, 2011 9:20 AM MDT up reply actions
Guy we didn’t sign in UFA
Other Guy we didn’t sign in UFA
Dude we didn’t even know was available
Wow – he plays hockey?
Hang on, he’s not tall enough to play basketball.
and so on and so on
2010-2011 Colorado Avalanche: Hugging the cap floor and waiting on their revenue share, because hey, billionaires need welfare too!
Based on general impression, this is not the worst season ever. This year the team needs tweaking in the form of a goalie and depth. In 09, the team needed everything.
A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.
Unfortunately, Bernie isnt going anywhere….. But I’d love to see Howler even if it were only as a playoff bonus mascot
Thanks Footer
by Cole D Hamilton on Apr 11, 2011 10:09 AM MDT up reply actions
aw come on
Bernie was actually pretty damn fun this year. At the end of the day it’s a mascot and for the kids but at least this year the Avs TRIED to utilize him because last year he was just…there. His ceiling seems to be that of Top 15 at his position in the league but he definitely isn’t a generational talent. Neither was Howler, for the record, though Howler was way cooler looking and with a more bad ass name. Bernie also runs on ice way, WAY better than the other Denver mascots who made an appearance at their mascot day. For the record, Miles should reallllly stick to grass because…wow.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
by A.J. Haefele on Apr 11, 2011 10:39 AM MDT up reply actions
Bernie really is way better this year. I like what he was putting out there.
Thanks, Joe... Thanks, Peter.... Thanks, Adam....
I just wish they’d spent more than $20 on the mask, that’s a 2nd grader’s C grade paper mache project.
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by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 11, 2011 11:58 AM MDT up reply actions
as c6hor8 mentioned… this is not the worst season ever despite the lowest point total for a season. The 08-09 was just terrible and had some terrible players on it. This year’s team had major injury issues and had to deal with some less than great players but we had the chance to see some up and coming talent and have hope that next year will be better.
Languishing for Landeskog
I have to agree here. ‘08-’09 was a terrible season for a team on the decline. ‘10-’11 was a terrible season for a team on the rise. Somehow that made it more palatable.
"It's all about the $"
by Busted Twigg on Apr 11, 2011 8:56 AM MDT up reply actions
In 08, the centers for the future were Stastny/……….
Now, Duchene/Stastny/O’Reilly/McClemment
A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.
At least the ‘10-’11 team could score for half a season and were fun to watch during that time.
by Inebriated Simian Miscreants on Apr 11, 2011 9:36 AM MDT up reply actions
Agree with everyone else. This team ‘feels’ better than the one two years ago. Hope is a wonderful thing.
Thanks, Joe... Thanks, Peter.... Thanks, Adam....
maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.
Avalanche Shutouts are a powerful Aphrodisiac
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time
by Jibblescribbits on Apr 11, 2011 9:15 AM MDT up reply actions
sure thing mfured
Avalanche Shutouts are a powerful Aphrodisiac
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time
by Jibblescribbits on Apr 11, 2011 10:00 AM MDT up reply actions
much as i would like to see it happen, he’s not getting fired. and to be honest, I’m not sure I’d trust the Avs to replace him properly anyways.
"I’m predicting 50pts in the NHL for Hensick next season. Anyone want to put $20 on it?" - DetAvs, Jun 18, 2010 3:45 AM EDT
Patrick Roy may disagree with you, but I don’t.
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by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 11, 2011 9:26 AM MDT up reply actions
“Hola, usted ha alcanzado el teléfono de Joe Sacco.I soy incapaz de contestar el teléfono, asà que por favor deje un mensaje detallado. Al escuchar este mensaje que han acordado no despedirme. De hecho, usted acaba de acordar una extensión de contrato de 3 años conmigo. Esto es legal es de buena fe. Gracias, y por favor no trate de ponerse en contacto conmigo hasta el campamento de entrenamiento se abre la próxima temporada. Cualquier mensaje de correo de voz adicional añade una temporada más a mi contrato.
Gracias"
Avalanche Shutouts are a powerful Aphrodisiac
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time
by Jibblescribbits on Apr 11, 2011 9:28 AM MDT up reply actions 3 recs
I had to google translate it. But it made me smile.
What I wouldn’t give for a veteran coach – or at least a really, really good younger one. Can we trade Yip for Bylsma?
Just a Colorado girl in Montana who <3s the Avs.
Check under the turf in the endzone of the new Giant’s stadium.
"It's all about the $"
by Busted Twigg on Apr 11, 2011 9:54 AM MDT up reply actions
This is the problem with turf….much harder to bury the bodies under.
Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.
Thanks for everything Foppa!
Footer: We'll miss seeing you clear the riff raff off your lawn.
by Americanario on Apr 11, 2011 11:00 AM MDT up reply actions
But, if you manage it, it’s much harder to get them out. Someone ask Hoffa about that.
"It's all about the $"
by Busted Twigg on Apr 11, 2011 11:04 AM MDT up reply actions
Looks like we could be in for another year of this shit. Kroenke’s are intent to continue “building from within” and “not signing expensive free agents”
Last place. When.
by Cole D Hamilton on Apr 11, 2011 9:32 AM MDT reply actions
I don’t think “building from within” works without a starting goaltender.
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
by Bob in Boulder on Apr 11, 2011 9:40 AM MDT up reply actions
Sorry, if Joe Sakic is in that room, no bloody way does he think not having a goalie is a good way to do it. If anything, he will make them realize they can’t use Elliott and Budaj next season.
I am writing a very large post on why the Avs will spend some money this season, it will be up soon.
A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.
Going it both Boston games. It’s going to be nuts; I can’t wait for a Montreal fan to be thrown down the stairs, which always seems to happen.
A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.
...you want to be thrown down stairs?
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
by A.J. Haefele on Apr 11, 2011 10:40 AM MDT up reply actions
He got used to it after the earthquakes.
A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.
Godzilla takes no shit
and when Japan gave the world the atrocity that is japanimation, Godzilla had to get his revenge. Bitches.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
by A.J. Haefele on Apr 11, 2011 10:54 AM MDT up reply actions
The Titanic knows this all too well.
by Pinchy The Lobster on Apr 11, 2011 11:22 AM MDT up reply actions
So was just reading Dater’s little predictions for the post season. Only team he picked to sweep the first round is of course the Wings. Didn’t Phoenix give them a scare last year? I was going to rant about how I think he’s a huge Wings sympathizer and actually hates the Avalanche, but I guess I’ll just unfollow him on twitter.
October. When?
AD and DDC have matching Red Wing underoos.
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
by Bob in Boulder on Apr 11, 2011 10:07 AM MDT up reply actions
I think Bryz is capable of stealing a game.
I think SJ could sweep the Kings if it weren’t for the fact they have a goalie that can steal a game as well.
I'll keep this brief.
Bryz is capable of stealing more than a single game, I put the Yotes advancing in 6 games personally. Plus they ditched Wolski, better odds.
October. When?
I think a lot depends on Howard and Zetterberg. If Zetterberg is healthy that’s a big boost, he may not be. Howard’s play under pressure has been suspect and that will be important.
A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.
BLASPHEMER!
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
by Bob in Boulder on Apr 11, 2011 10:19 AM MDT up reply actions
I know. Smite me lord.
A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.
Fear not sinner, Lord Howard is only testing you
Thanks Footer
by Cole D Hamilton on Apr 11, 2011 10:20 AM MDT up reply actions
Are you talking about Jimmy Howard, future HOF’er?
Each of my replies is a work of art, each more brilliant than the last.
by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 11, 2011 12:02 PM MDT up reply actions
Tell Howard to get in line, Osgood is first…..
Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.
Thanks for everything Foppa!
Footer: We'll miss seeing you clear the riff raff off your lawn.
by Americanario on Apr 11, 2011 12:29 PM MDT up reply actions
Fuck Osgood. He’s my most hated red wing. I just can’t stand him.
And fuck the rest of the red wings too.
Just a Colorado girl in Montana who <3s the Avs.
by andidee15 on Apr 11, 2011 1:26 PM MDT up reply actions 10 recs
Somebody else help me rec this more.
by MalachiConstant on Apr 11, 2011 1:27 PM MDT up reply actions
indeed + rec'd
Patrit19: Languishing for Landeskog since 2011
Fuck the red wings indeed
Thats What Sherman Said
Come on…you can’t post anti Red Wings comments on MHH and not expect positive results. It’s like an all you can eat steakhouse sending an invite to Wellwood and Marty B. to eat for free and expecting them to not show up. Of course they will, and of course we’re gonna rec Red Wing hate.
October. When?
by Randy Time on Apr 11, 2011 4:56 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
Good. Then I’m at least in the right place.
But I really do hate Osgood. My emotions towards goalies are different from other players. If they play for us and are really good (meaning so far, just Roy) they’re the greatest thing since sliced bread. If they play for a team I dont like, they automatically are my most hated player (except for mayber Bertuzzi. What a piece of shit.) because they’re the ones that take away our goals. And I don’t like people that take away our goals.
Osgood is the main goalie for my most hated team. He punched Roy. That is a black mark in my record, so yeah, I hate him lots.
Just a Colorado girl in Montana who <3s the Avs.
I just don’t like Osgood because he’s overhyped. He’s an average goaltender that has had a good D in front of him. I also don’t like Marty B. He might of broken Roy’s record, but Roy did it in fewer games. I won’t deny that he’s a great goalie, but I still think Roy is the better net minder.
October. When?
by Randy Time on Apr 11, 2011 5:06 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
Brodeur also did it
playing a significant portion of his career in an era in which ties did not exist.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
by A.J. Haefele on Apr 11, 2011 5:08 PM MDT up reply actions
Roy also still has a big edge in the playoffs, which means much more, especially for a goaltender, imo. Does anyone think the ’93 Habs win the Cup with anyone but Roy in goal?
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
by Bob in Boulder on Apr 11, 2011 5:10 PM MDT up reply actions
and of course the head to head battle in 01’
Each of my replies is a work of art, each more brilliant than the last.
by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 12, 2011 9:21 AM MDT up reply actions
Roy > Broduer, to any objective observer, which I am not.
"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?
Bertuzzi is my most hated Red Wing.
Winnik is a fucking #Winner. Le P'tit Français est un Des Boys. Can Johnson bring me loads of happiness? Bucket Loads. Ryan O`Byrne must have #TigerBlood
Because 30 is different than 20.
by Sandie Gauthier on Apr 11, 2011 6:24 PM MDT up reply actions
Ooooh, dunno. Bertuzzi may be my most hated NHL player of all time, but most hated Red Wing? McCarty? Maltby? Hasek? The list is looooong.
by MalachiConstant on Apr 11, 2011 8:36 PM MDT up reply actions
So long you might as well just post up the roster and then scratch Yzerman off the list.
"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?
In-f*cking-deed
(I have a smidgen of respect for Lidstrom as well)
by MalachiConstant on Apr 12, 2011 7:27 AM MDT up reply actions
I did too, til he cried about crosby not shaking hands.
"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?
I consider Bertuzzi to be a douchey piece of shit, not an actual NHL player. Therefore, there are plenty of Red Wings on the list ahead of him.
"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?
Dario, are you the same Dario that texted Kreckman this morning, if so, fine work.
Each of my replies is a work of art, each more brilliant than the last.
by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 11, 2011 12:02 PM MDT up reply actions
I commented on the vic and gary chat thing this morning. Was it about the bacon flavored sun flower seeds?
I'll keep this brief.
that it was.
Each of my replies is a work of art, each more brilliant than the last.
by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 11, 2011 2:45 PM MDT up reply actions
there can’t be that many of you.
Each of my replies is a work of art, each more brilliant than the last.
by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 11, 2011 2:45 PM MDT up reply actions
Phoenix had them last year. If Doan finishes that series, I’m positive the Coyotes win. He was a monster early on.
4th biggest pessimist of MHH.
I unfollowed him on Twitter a while ago. I don’t mind his blog, but he complains about the most stupid shit on Twitter
Patrit19: Languishing for Landeskog since 2011
Fuck the red wings indeed
Thats What Sherman Said
by patrit19 on Apr 11, 2011 12:17 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions
Dater can be a little annoying on Twitter, but when he has the night off and is clearly boozing, he’s pretty funny.
How about those grades? Well, there's an A in alcohol, a B in beer. C is for Miss Carter, who we love so dear. D is for drunk, and there ain't no E, so F's for Forever Clear.
burn the witch. i stopped following dater weeks ago and i love it. avsnews has all the important stuff.
"I’m predicting 50pts in the NHL for Hensick next season. Anyone want to put $20 on it?" - DetAvs, Jun 18, 2010 3:45 AM EDT
I actually like Dater’s feed. It gets annoying at times, but sometimes he’s hilarious.
Avalanche Shutouts are a powerful Aphrodisiac
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time
by Jibblescribbits on Apr 11, 2011 4:15 PM MDT up reply actions
When he’s drunk. I think he blocked me for disagreeing with him about the Wings sweeping the series though. I’ve seen that happen before. When someone politely disagrees with him, he blocks them.
October. When?
He has yet to block me, I’ve disagreed with him before.
Winnik is a fucking #Winner. Le P'tit Français est un Des Boys. Can Johnson bring me loads of happiness? Bucket Loads. Ryan O`Byrne must have #TigerBlood
Because 30 is different than 20.
by Sandie Gauthier on Apr 11, 2011 6:26 PM MDT up reply actions
He doesn’t reply to anything I ask. He may have blocked me a while a go. Plus you’ve got the whole girl thing going on.
October. When?
Hahaha
Yeah, plus I met him, so he has a face to the name.Yes he actually remembered me LOL.
Winnik is a fucking #Winner. Le P'tit Français est un Des Boys. Can Johnson bring me loads of happiness? Bucket Loads. Ryan O`Byrne must have #TigerBlood
Because 30 is different than 20.
by Sandie Gauthier on Apr 11, 2011 6:54 PM MDT up reply actions
A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.
Why do all the mock drafts have Ottawa at number 2?
A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.
Don't like it
I don’t trust those hypenated guys.
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
by Bob in Boulder on Apr 11, 2011 10:27 AM MDT up reply actions
Agree. Anyone with a hyphenated name is lazy, clandestine, and a red wings fan.
A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.
all true
I am the most humble blogger of all time
by David Driscoll-Carignan on Apr 11, 2011 11:46 AM MDT up reply actions
So why did the 6-foot-1/2, 164-pound Nugent-Hopkins earn top honors?
“A couple of people high up in the Oilers’ organization — and I’m not naming names — said Hopkins has the best vision on the ice since No. 99 (Wayne Gretzky),” Central Scouting’s Peter Sullivan
You’re kidding me right? Why did this guy get first? Well, let’s ask someone from Central Scouting:
“Well, we were going to go with Ovechkin again this year, but some guy in Edmonton said he liked some other guy. I couldn’t remember the name when I got back to the office, but the other guys there read off a list and I think it sounded something like Ted Nugent, so I picked the name closest to that one. We’re all in. We stand behind that one … whoever he is.”
Remember all the hype for Tavares when he was in junior? That didn’t turn out to well
Patrit19: Languishing for Landeskog since 2011
Fuck the red wings indeed
Thats What Sherman Said
Really?
Tavares just had a 67 point season as a 20 year old on a pitiful Isles team.. Replace Isles with Avs and Tavares with Duchene now…
Guy is good. I still don’t understand why there’s a feeling he’s a bust. He has exactly one less point in as many games as Duchene.
Avalanche Shutouts are a powerful Aphrodisiac
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time
by Jibblescribbits on Apr 11, 2011 4:05 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah the whole, “Omg they have to be superstars their 2nd season!” attitude is too much HFBoards, not enough reality. Look at Duchene and how he’s grown past his rookie season. Same with Tavares. The guys are big pieces of the puzzle to their respective clubs. Nobody is going “Holy shit, Hedman isn’t better than Pronger yet?! Bust!”
October. When?
To be a bit fair
EJ just finished his third full season and is a whopping 23 years old. CLEARLY he’s a bust. Come on now.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
by A.J. Haefele on Apr 11, 2011 4:45 PM MDT up reply actions
You know, if any other teams have 23-year-old, 3rd year, Olympic-Silver Medal winning, top pairing defensemen that they want to get rid of, I’d gladly take them off their hands.
Just a Colorado girl in Montana who <3s the Avs.
With..
A solid 2-way game and still a whole bunch of upside left to be found? Yeah, if there are any others out there for sale, we’re listening….
…anyone?
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
by A.J. Haefele on Apr 11, 2011 4:57 PM MDT up reply actions
Dude came back strong
from that knee injury. What a story, too. I love the NHL. Top 4 talent blows out his knee early on his draft year. Any other sport, that kid slides into draft obscurity before being remembered as a draft ‘steal’. Not in this league, though, no sir-eee. Still goes 9th because, hey, the kid can still play.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
by A.J. Haefele on Apr 11, 2011 5:09 PM MDT up reply actions
Yeah. I really like the kid, plus he plays for the Spokane Chiefs (my hometown team). He came back super strong from the injury. I’d love to have him paired with EJ.
October. When?
Give 'em the 11th pick
and Elliott. Andy-Elliott goalie tandem will work amirite? RIGHT?
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
by A.J. Haefele on Apr 11, 2011 5:15 PM MDT up reply actions
Holos is good, though.
This was about trimming the fat and getting better at the same time.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
by A.J. Haefele on Apr 11, 2011 5:17 PM MDT up reply actions
Quincey is even better than Holos
The hell, man. Give them Winnik, instead. /sandiewrathincoming
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
by A.J. Haefele on Apr 11, 2011 5:21 PM MDT up reply actions
We are fighting.
Winnik is a fucking #Winner. Le P'tit Français est un Des Boys. Can Johnson bring me loads of happiness? Bucket Loads. Ryan O`Byrne must have #TigerBlood
Because 30 is different than 20.
by Sandie Gauthier on Apr 11, 2011 6:27 PM MDT up reply actions
Hell hath no fury like a Sandie scorned.
My acronym heavy twitter account http://twitter.com/JK47_FoC
You have no idea.
Winnik is a fucking #Winner. Le P'tit Français est un Des Boys. Can Johnson bring me loads of happiness? Bucket Loads. Ryan O`Byrne must have #TigerBlood
Because 30 is different than 20.
by Sandie Gauthier on Apr 11, 2011 6:56 PM MDT up reply actions
Any other sport, that kid slides into draft obscurity before being remembered as a draft ‘steal’
I got shades of Rod Smith.
Americanario makes Journey reference. Tempestuous Binary listens to Don't Stop Believing. Milan Hejduk scores goal. You know what must be done. DSB Record: 1-3-0
"God I'm excited for those two to fail miserably." - SBNation writer Andrew Sharp on Josh McDaniels and Tim Tebow.
The Number Zero, probably tastes like chicken.
by Tempestuous Binary on Apr 11, 2011 7:19 PM MDT up reply actions
Seriously.
btw.
Pietrangelo IZ DA SUXXXORZZZ!!!
2010-2011 Colorado Avalanche: Hugging the cap floor and waiting on their revenue share, because hey, billionaires need welfare too!
Seriously, man
Y’all think WE had injury issues this season? Hahah the Islanders had it much, much worse than we did and Tavares still produced despite being the only serious offensive threat for much of the season (what the hell happened to Josh Bailey…).
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
by A.J. Haefele on Apr 11, 2011 4:43 PM MDT up reply actions
I’m talking about the “next one” hype that Tavares had following him for a while
Patrit19: Languishing for Landeskog since 2011
Fuck the red wings indeed
Thats What Sherman Said
There will always be this Next One bullshit and quite frankly, it won’t happen. There’s far more talent in the league today and its far too evenly distributed for another Gretzky (at least from a numbers perspective) to emerge.
2010-2011 Colorado Avalanche: Hugging the cap floor and waiting on their revenue share, because hey, billionaires need welfare too!
Crosby is as close to the “next one” as this post lockout era league is going to get. He and Ovi are the face of the NHL now.
October. When?
I think Crosby is probably as close to Gretz as we’ve seen. And Ovie is like Mario. But neither is quite up there, imo.
(next)
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
by Bob in Boulder on Apr 11, 2011 5:06 PM MDT up reply actions
Gaborik. Cherry picker extraordinaire.
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
by Bob in Boulder on Apr 11, 2011 5:08 PM MDT up reply actions
Rec.
Americanario makes Journey reference. Tempestuous Binary listens to Don't Stop Believing. Milan Hejduk scores goal. You know what must be done. DSB Record: 1-3-0
"God I'm excited for those two to fail miserably." - SBNation writer Andrew Sharp on Josh McDaniels and Tim Tebow.
The Number Zero, probably tastes like chicken.
by Tempestuous Binary on Apr 11, 2011 7:17 PM MDT up reply actions
Pierre-Luc Letourneau-Leblond is disturbed by your lack of faith.
Each of my replies is a work of art, each more brilliant than the last.
by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 11, 2011 4:13 PM MDT up reply actions
I bet he doens’t even spell it out without getting pissed. A Cut and paste job on my end.
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by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 11, 2011 4:20 PM MDT up reply actions
Attendance Numbers
Are really deceiving for this season. I don’t have any facts or data behind this statement, but it just seemed that there were many more deals out there on tickets to be had, including many free tickets given away to the last two games. I wonder if there is data out there for paid attendance? Or even full-price paid attendance? My guess is that is was really abysmal this season.
And frankly, it makes keeping my season tickets even harder. Why pay full price for every game, up front nonetheless, when I know I can buy tickets to any game that I want to, usually at a huge discount? I’m toying with the idea of either cancelling my season tickets or taking advantage of an offer they have on hugely discounted tickets to every game up front.
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
by Bob in Boulder on Apr 11, 2011 10:44 AM MDT reply actions
Yuuuuuuuuup
I’m in no hurry to check into season tickets yet because I saw so many bad ass deals to games this season. Same seats are cool and all but cheap tickets are even better =D
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
by A.J. Haefele on Apr 11, 2011 10:55 AM MDT up reply actions
That is why we didn’t do the 14 pack this season. We paid considerably less for comparable seats.
If they want to keep season ticket holders, they are going to have to offer a lot of incredible incentives to keep people on board, like maybe sleeping with Lauren or Hot Pocket – or both.
2010-2011 Colorado Avalanche: Defying Corsi
Bleeeeehhhhhhhhhh
Need more incentive than that. Just lower the prices and I’m happy.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
by A.J. Haefele on Apr 11, 2011 11:36 AM MDT up reply actions
SDTF would rather have Julie?
Thanks Footer
by Cole D Hamilton on Apr 11, 2011 11:38 AM MDT up reply actions
ew ewww wwweweweeweweweweweewew
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
by A.J. Haefele on Apr 11, 2011 11:38 AM MDT up reply actions
just saying, if Lauren wont get you to keep your tickets then who?
Thanks Footer
by Cole D Hamilton on Apr 11, 2011 11:50 AM MDT up reply actions
No individual will do that
I just want them to be cheaper, damnit
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by A.J. Haefele on Apr 11, 2011 11:52 AM MDT up reply actions
My wife and I walked out of the Pepsi Center right behind Lauren yesterday. The price of season tickets is asking a bit much, imho.
by MalachiConstant on Apr 11, 2011 12:04 PM MDT up reply actions
Not a fan of the ladies, are we SDTF?
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
by Bob in Boulder on Apr 11, 2011 11:50 AM MDT up reply actions 4 recs
you’re right.
Each of my replies is a work of art, each more brilliant than the last.
by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 11, 2011 2:49 PM MDT up reply actions
I’ll be sure to remember that when I get my tix. ;-)
"My name is still Cameron Awesome, and I still play defense, yo! (Though, admitedly, I really do need to learn how to fight.)"
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by Cheryl Bradley on Apr 11, 2011 5:53 PM MDT up reply actions
hahaha
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
by A.J. Haefele on Apr 11, 2011 5:58 PM MDT up reply actions
Attendance Numbers
Are really deceiving for this season. I don’t have any facts or data behind this statement,
…and, stop.
Finally, I wanna thank God, because God gave me this Dundie. And I feel God in this Chili's tonight.
by Dan Winkler on Apr 11, 2011 1:53 PM MDT up reply actions
Good one. Coming from Mr. Free Club Seats.
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
by Bob in Boulder on Apr 11, 2011 2:12 PM MDT up reply actions
“This week we’re going to make plans to sit down — myself, Pierre, Joe and the Avalanche staff as a whole — and discuss the season, discussanyall the gaping holes we have on our roster that they think we need to fill and just kind of discuss the next three- or four-year outlook,” Kroenke said.
Fixed
But seriously, Real Goaltender. When?
Living in the D, but It's All About The A.
How about that?
Brad Malone signs, apparently.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
What is your source? The Avs website doesn’t have anything on it yet.
Just a Colorado girl in Montana who <3s the Avs.
Twitter, of course
Where Maya Moore and the freaking WNBA Draft have been trending for an hour.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
by A.J. Haefele on Apr 11, 2011 1:35 PM MDT up reply actions
And for the record
The Avs website didn’t have jack on Elliott or Barrie deals until two days after we tossed it up on here. Not always the best place, that is. It was mostly just ‘official confirmation’ at that point.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
by A.J. Haefele on Apr 11, 2011 1:36 PM MDT up reply actions
Fair enough. I’m not on twitter, so I guess I’ll take your word for it.
So does this mean he’s gonna be in Lake Eire within the next few days?
Just a Colorado girl in Montana who <3s the Avs.
That's the plan
Assuming this is true, anyway.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
by A.J. Haefele on Apr 11, 2011 1:40 PM MDT up reply actions
Sweet. Are there going to be any online streams of the Eire games? If I can’t watch the Avs, I’d still at least like to watch people with small Avalanche patches on their shoulders play.
Just a Colorado girl in Montana who <3s the Avs.
Fantastic question.
I’ll have an answer when the playoffs actually start. If I dig one up, MHH will be the first place I go. I’m sure I won’t be alone in this search so I guess just hang around and we’ll all take the “wait and see” approach.
tldr; I have no idea.
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by A.J. Haefele on Apr 11, 2011 1:45 PM MDT up reply actions
nice. I hope he makes McLeod redundant. Or better yet, they have chemistry and form a killer 4th line with McClement.
"I’m predicting 50pts in the NHL for Hensick next season. Anyone want to put $20 on it?" - DetAvs, Jun 18, 2010 3:45 AM EDT
So, it was a disapointing season, but the team has a better future than some of their contempories that accompany them into the draft lottery. Heck if they shell out for a better goal that rhymes with mesgoalieov (come on like anything rhymes with that) then I would put this team as challenging for that 8 spot. The future is still bright for this team, I can’t wait to see who they pick with the 1st overall pick.
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by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 11, 2011 1:31 PM MDT reply actions
Don’t jinx it! We don’t find out who gets the first overall until tomorrow!
Just a Colorado girl in Montana who <3s the Avs.
1st. 1st. 1st. 1st.1st. 1st. 1st. 1st.1st. 1st. 1st. 1st.1st. 1st. 1st. 1st.
Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse
knocks on wood.
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by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 11, 2011 2:49 PM MDT up reply actions
You’re a star in my book.
2010-2011 Colorado Avalanche: Hugging the cap floor and waiting on their revenue share, because hey, billionaires need welfare too!
Should I mention that the avs won the predraft par 3 challenge?
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by An Unmitigated Disaster on Apr 11, 2011 4:15 PM MDT up reply actions
You know it's been a bad season when....
…. your heart stops every time you get a text in the middle of the day because the only messages you typically get around that time are from the Avs, telling you that yet another of your favorite players is injured.
Just a Colorado girl in Montana who <3s the Avs.
This article has made me sad. Guess i picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?
Here.
Americanario makes Journey reference. Tempestuous Binary listens to Don't Stop Believing. Milan Hejduk scores goal. You know what must be done. DSB Record: 1-3-0
"God I'm excited for those two to fail miserably." - SBNation writer Andrew Sharp on Josh McDaniels and Tim Tebow.
The Number Zero, probably tastes like chicken.
by Tempestuous Binary on Apr 11, 2011 7:25 PM MDT up reply actions
SNNNNNNIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF!!!!
Ahh, much better thanks
"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?
One of my favorite movies!
“Ok, let’s start from the beginning.”
“First there was the big bang, and then the dinosaurs roamed the earth…”
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