San Jose travels to Vancouver tonight to put a subtle crap colored punctuation mark on their season.  What's that you say?  San Jose could win Game 5?  On the road? In Vancouver? While exerting effort?  Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.  Vancouver is one win away from their first trip to the Stanley Cup Finals since 1994 while the Sharks are looking to win only their third playoff game in their last 9 tries.  Yeah, they dominated the first round, but they don't give Cups out for that.

I hope to see more than 9 frackin' comments in tonight's thread or you people are grounded for the Boston-Tampa Bay Game 6.