June 1st Stanley Cup Finals Open Thread
Game 1 in Vancouver as the Canucks face off against the Boston Bruins for the 2011 Stanley Cup. No links, no superlatives, just get it done Timmy.
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Cap of potentially $63.5 million next season. Philly has to be stoked they could be gifted a buuunch of extra cap space.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
Is here where we spout off about how dumb Chicago is for going all out to win that Cup and putting themselves in salary cap hell … for one season … in which they still took the Western Conference Cup reps to seven games? What a bunch of idiots they are.
4th biggest pessimist of MHH.
"There's always next season." -- Jimmy Howard on not winning the Calder Trophy.
No...?
This is why I said, “Philly”. Not Chicago.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
Exactly
Dixom should start a new comment thread for that
Avalanche Shutouts are a powerful Aphrodisiac
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time
by Jibblescribbits on Jun 1, 2011 5:58 PM MDT up reply actions
I give Dixom a B for his thread placement, but you a corsi-adjusted D+ for your suggestion.
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
by Bob in Boulder on Jun 1, 2011 6:13 PM MDT up reply actions
I confess, I am cheering for Vancouver. Besides, that one fan who pops in here sometimes seems pretty nice. And all of the perpetrators of Bertuzzi evil are gone.
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
Except the fucking fans who defended him, Bob. They’re still there.
Go Bruins.
Mr. Fuji, the devious ways that you put in my mind will come to use.
by Dan Winkler on Jun 1, 2011 5:26 PM MDT up reply actions
Says Red Wing apologist Dan, who refuses to dock the hated wheel for employing that ahole.
Go Canucks.
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
by Bob in Boulder on Jun 1, 2011 5:46 PM MDT up reply actions
To hate Vancouver just because of that incident is stupid IMO.
That being said, I’ve supported Boston (and Nashville) since the playoffs started so it’s needless to say who I cheer for.
Because....fuck the Red Wings!
I hate them for many other reasons. That is just one that always stuck with me.
Common guys were talkin’ Division rival here!
And Canadian….
Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.
Thanks for everything Foppa!
Footer: We'll miss seeing you clear the riff raff off your lawn.
I'm Canadian
There are more Canadians on Boston.
I HATE when people say the Canucks represent Canada.
You should hear the uproar that has caused up here.
I’m Canadian
No one is perfect. ;-P
Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.
Thanks for everything Foppa!
Footer: We'll miss seeing you clear the riff raff off your lawn.
He's Canadian
and that’s what prompted his comment in response to you, so…yes.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
Blasphemer!
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
by Bob in Boulder on Jun 1, 2011 6:27 PM MDT up reply actions
If he knew how to operate a snowblower, he’d be perfect.
Oh, and Detroit? You can stop believin' now.
by Cheryl Bradley on Jun 1, 2011 6:27 PM MDT up reply actions
T_T
too soon, dude.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
Sweets, you need to get into therapy.
Oh, and Detroit? You can stop believin' now.
by Cheryl Bradley on Jun 1, 2011 6:28 PM MDT up reply actions
Common knowledge.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
agreed
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
by Bob in Boulder on Jun 1, 2011 6:30 PM MDT up reply actions
Blasphemer two!
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
by Bob in Boulder on Jun 1, 2011 6:28 PM MDT up reply actions
He is balding a bit as well….
Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.
Thanks for everything Foppa!
Footer: We'll miss seeing you clear the riff raff off your lawn.
Not everyone can have a head of hair like Forsberg.
Oh, and Detroit? You can stop believin' now.
by Cheryl Bradley on Jun 1, 2011 6:34 PM MDT up reply actions
WHICH SEAT DO I TAKE
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
B-but it’s Thursday…..
Would rather watch paint dry than watch a Minnesota Wild game.
by Chris Damasceno on Jun 2, 2011 4:09 AM MDT up reply actions
Why on earth are they making the Canucks start their home games at 5:00 local time? I’d rather go home and watch a game that starts at 7 or 8 mountain time.
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
TV ratings, it’s always about the money.
Draft Larsson + Sign Bryzgalov = Kick ass.
by niwotsblessing on Jun 1, 2011 6:22 PM MDT up reply actions
Beat The Fuck Out Of The Nuck
{name redacted} will always suck.
Draft Larsson + Sign Bryzgalov = Kick ass.
So another vote for Vancouver then.
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
by Bob in Boulder on Jun 1, 2011 6:16 PM MDT up reply actions
They lose every game, gaining choking fame—
Anything else is quite simply luck.
(finished that for you)
Have we drafted Larsson yet?
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who said fuck the Red Wings.
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
by Bob in Boulder on Jun 1, 2011 6:17 PM MDT up reply actions
Im hoping for a meteor
but that isn’t happening, so I have to say go Bruins. Their unis are cooler and they have Nathan Horton, who rocks.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
Canadian anthem yesssssssss
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
I love the Canadian anthem, because whenever I hear it, it’s followed by a hockey game!!
Draft Larsson + Sign Bryzgalov = Kick ass.
by niwotsblessing on Jun 1, 2011 6:21 PM MDT up reply actions
When the Bruins win the Cup at home
I hope they sing our anthem. Because fuck you, Canada, that’s why.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
All about weathering that storm
Get through the first ten minutes, settle in, get calm, play your game.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
Haha
I doubt the Bruins winning the Cup will mean jackshit to that city now. Just another notch on their belt of dominance over the last 10 years.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
Oh crap a Boston power play.
Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.
Thanks for everything Foppa!
Footer: We'll miss seeing you clear the riff raff off your lawn.
They're awful, dude.
It is physically painful to watch.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
This is taking forever...
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
TWHS
Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.
Thanks for everything Foppa!
Footer: We'll miss seeing you clear the riff raff off your lawn.
No
TWSS
Oh, and Detroit? You can stop believin' now.
by Cheryl Bradley on Jun 1, 2011 6:36 PM MDT up reply actions
I really think that should be delay of game.
When a guy is blatantly laying on the puck like that and refusing to move. How is this not the exact definition of delay of game?
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
Reasons Vancouver fans go to games, in order of importance
1. Might see some boobies
2. Get to yell Luuuuu
3. FUHHHHHHooorr theeeeeeeee
4. That thing the guys do with the sticks and the pucks that for some reason ends up in letting the Green Men taunt the other guys
Have we drafted Larsson yet?
Reasons guys do anything, in order of importance
1. Boobies
2. Bacon
3. Boobies
Oh, and Detroit? You can stop believin' now.
by Cheryl Bradley on Jun 1, 2011 6:56 PM MDT up reply actions
Where the fuck is Mario on that list
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
More guys like boobs n bacon than mario. sorry babe.
Oh, and Detroit? You can stop believin' now.
by Cheryl Bradley on Jun 1, 2011 7:00 PM MDT up reply actions
Those guys are idiots.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
Touche!
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
Just about everything does.
Oh, and Detroit? You can stop believin' now.
by Cheryl Bradley on Jun 1, 2011 7:01 PM MDT up reply actions
Seriously, doesn’t Mario get sick of rescuing her every second week. She must be damn good at mini-golf. He should just hit her upside the head with his pimp hand, I assume he has a pimp hand.
The Savage has spoken. Let it be done
December, 1995 - In a strong statement that still resonates to this day, the Montreal Canadiens make it clear to Patrick Roy that the franchise will simply not tolerate championship-calibre goaltending.
DGB
"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less travelled by, and that has made all the difference"
R. Frost
Not true
I don’t really like bacon
Avalanche Shutouts are a powerful Aphrodisiac
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time
by Jibblescribbits on Jun 1, 2011 7:01 PM MDT up reply actions
No bacon, no enforcers.
Explains a lot, really.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
I know, right.
Avalanche Shutouts are a powerful Aphrodisiac
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time
by Jibblescribbits on Jun 1, 2011 7:06 PM MDT up reply actions
Seriously.
Your love of math makes a lot more sense, now. Though I believe you liked Assassin’s Creed games, so maybe there’s hope.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
Why, are, there, commas, everywhere, AJ?
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
LOVE Assassin’s creed. Probably my favorite Game(s) right now. Other than Arkham Asylum, that game was beyond amazing.
Avalanche Shutouts are a powerful Aphrodisiac
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time
by Jibblescribbits on Jun 1, 2011 7:10 PM MDT up reply actions
AA was soooooooooooo well made.
I love atmospheric games. I’m introducing the Beach-ed one to atmospheric games this summer. So excited for this.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
Can’t wait for Arkham City.
Avalanche Shutouts are a powerful Aphrodisiac
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time
by Jibblescribbits on Jun 1, 2011 7:15 PM MDT up reply actions
You and the entire gaming community.
E3 next week. Should be a lot of good news and footage from Arkham City.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
Haha
A whole bunch of broken vaginas at the end of the first.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
I have never understood that symbolism. Vaginas are bad ass.
Oh, and Detroit? You can stop believin' now.
by Cheryl Bradley on Jun 1, 2011 7:04 PM MDT up reply actions
You're a woman
You understand nothing
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
Vaginas are bad ass.
Not the one’s I’ve seen
Avalanche Shutouts are a powerful Aphrodisiac
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time
by Jibblescribbits on Jun 1, 2011 7:06 PM MDT up reply actions
Get out more.
A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.
Jibble measures his success by shots on net. None of them have to go in.
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
by Bob in Boulder on Jun 1, 2011 7:22 PM MDT up reply actions
I was taking it literally
Avalanche Shutouts are a powerful Aphrodisiac
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time
by Jibblescribbits on Jun 1, 2011 7:30 PM MDT up reply actions
Seriously? He’s a fucking moron and a douchebag. No offense to morons or douchebags.
A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.
None taken!
Mr. Fuji, the devious ways that you put in my mind will come to use.
by Dan Winkler on Jun 1, 2011 7:18 PM MDT up reply actions 2 recs
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This is really, really, really, really NSFW only because of bad words (not boobs or anything). It’s not a picture or video or audio, but I just want to make sure we’re all forewarned.
Probably funnier for men than women, but, then again, what isn’t?
Mr. Fuji, the devious ways that you put in my mind will come to use.
by Dan Winkler on Jun 1, 2011 7:14 PM MDT reply actions
I hate having swamp ass. Very uncomfortable.
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
by Bob in Boulder on Jun 1, 2011 7:18 PM MDT up reply actions
I don’t get it. Do people really say guys can’t wear shorts? (I’m from CA. Guys wear shorts more often than pants…)
In Rick Pracey we trust
by Cheryl Bradley on Jun 1, 2011 7:19 PM MDT up reply actions
Seriously!
I didn’t even own pants until like 2 years ago.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
or shorts ….
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
by Bob in Boulder on Jun 1, 2011 7:20 PM MDT up reply actions
Poppycock!
Back in the day I was famous for my blue and orange shorts.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
Shorts are where its at. Much better than skinny chick jeans, on guys obviously. Girls get a pass. Mostly becaus ethey were made for them and I dont play god in the fashion world. Just the real world.
The Savage has spoken. Let it be done
December, 1995 - In a strong statement that still resonates to this day, the Montreal Canadiens make it clear to Patrick Roy that the franchise will simply not tolerate championship-calibre goaltending.
DGB
"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less travelled by, and that has made all the difference"
R. Frost
I was shocked someone said it was ungentlemanly to wear shorts? Obviously an East Coast Wall Street fuckhole. That shit wouldn’t fly in the laid back west
Avalanche Shutouts are a powerful Aphrodisiac
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time
by Jibblescribbits on Jun 1, 2011 7:30 PM MDT up reply actions
Ours is that bad, why aren’t we in the finals?
Draft Larsson + Sign Bryzgalov = Kick ass.
by niwotsblessing on Jun 1, 2011 7:27 PM MDT up reply actions
Holy hell.
Heart just stopped. Binghamton hit the crossbar with 24 seconds left to play but it didn’t go in. Houston still up 2-1. Fyeaaaaahhhh
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
Houston wins!!
2-1 series lead YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
Wow
Binghamton fans are throwing stuff at the Aeros players.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
must be from detroit
In Rick Pracey we trust
by Cheryl Bradley on Jun 1, 2011 7:33 PM MDT up reply actions
haha
The Houston radio guy was flipping out about it. Ridiculous people think that’s okay.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
Totally classy
Also my “c” and “l” keys are broken, so ignore any extraneous ones in that post
Have we drafted Larsson yet?
hawhawhaw
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
woooooooooooooooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
In Rick Pracey we trust
by Cheryl Bradley on Jun 1, 2011 7:32 PM MDT up reply actions
He always falls down that easily, he’s a pussy.
Draft Larsson + Sign Bryzgalov = Kick ass.
by niwotsblessing on Jun 1, 2011 7:47 PM MDT up reply actions
Don’t pussies always land on their feet?
Yip, Cumisky, and a 7th
by Pacifier Night on Jun 1, 2011 7:49 PM MDT up reply actions
Well done.
Draft Larsson + Sign Bryzgalov = Kick ass.
by niwotsblessing on Jun 1, 2011 7:50 PM MDT up reply actions
He falls down when nobody touches him.
Draft Larsson + Sign Bryzgalov = Kick ass.
by niwotsblessing on Jun 1, 2011 7:51 PM MDT up reply actions
SERIOUSLY.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
Also you just reminded me
X-Men First Class this week SQUEEEEEEEEEEE
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
Bad as in good or bad as in X-Men 3?
Mr. Fuji, the devious ways that you put in my mind will come to use.
by Dan Winkler on Jun 1, 2011 7:47 PM MDT up reply actions
X-Men 3
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
NBC HD on Comcast is bad
Anyone else notice how bad the compression is on NBC HD on Comcast, every time the screen changes rapidly it’s pixelated for just a fraction of a second before it clears up. I never noticed that on Versus.
Is Boychuk the one that got away?
Any team can draft a player. Great teams develop their players.
Traded away for Matt Hendricks.
Draft Larsson + Sign Bryzgalov = Kick ass.
by niwotsblessing on Jun 1, 2011 8:50 PM MDT up reply actions
Thomas is single handedly keeping the Bruins in this game
Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.
Thanks for everything Foppa!
Footer: We'll miss seeing you clear the riff raff off your lawn.
If he doesn’t win the Vezina, Boston should quit the NHL.
Beware the curse of number 18...
by GeorgeInLimbo on Jun 1, 2011 8:48 PM MDT up reply actions
He’s working towards the Conn Smythe. Too bad the Avs didn’t sign him out of college…
Draft Larsson + Sign Bryzgalov = Kick ass.
by niwotsblessing on Jun 1, 2011 8:50 PM MDT up reply actions
If Luongo wins the Vezina the NHL award selectors shoudl quit. How was Price not nominated instead. Also how was Rinne and/or Thomas and/or Price not nominated for teh Hart. I call goaltender bias.
The Savage has spoken. Let it be done
December, 1995 - In a strong statement that still resonates to this day, the Montreal Canadiens make it clear to Patrick Roy that the franchise will simply not tolerate championship-calibre goaltending.
DGB
"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less travelled by, and that has made all the difference"
R. Frost
Fleury > Price this year… especially after Malkin/Crosby and just about every single forward on the top 3 lines went down.
Fleury sucked at the start of the year badly though.But I’d agree it was close between those 2.
The Savage has spoken. Let it be done
December, 1995 - In a strong statement that still resonates to this day, the Montreal Canadiens make it clear to Patrick Roy that the franchise will simply not tolerate championship-calibre goaltending.
DGB
"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less travelled by, and that has made all the difference"
R. Frost
Its good to be back, I see my minions have taken good care of the Kingdom in my absence. Well done.
The Savage has spoken. Let it be done
December, 1995 - In a strong statement that still resonates to this day, the Montreal Canadiens make it clear to Patrick Roy that the franchise will simply not tolerate championship-calibre goaltending.
DGB
"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less travelled by, and that has made all the difference"
R. Frost
Ah Fuck!
Draft Larsson + Sign Bryzgalov = Kick ass.
Shit. Nucks score.
Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.
Thanks for everything Foppa!
Footer: We'll miss seeing you clear the riff raff off your lawn.
How nice for the Nucks to wait until I get home to crush my hopes and dreams.
Can we steal back Kesler? He’s American and needs to be saved from the Canadian Canuckness.
Just a Colorado girl in Montana who <3s the Avs.
Regardless of who won
The experts who picked the Canucks in 4 and 5 need to rethink it.
A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.
Only because of Tim Thomas. That guy is ridiculous…
Beware the curse of number 18...
by GeorgeInLimbo on Jun 1, 2011 9:00 PM MDT up reply actions
Why?
Tim Thomas was the only reason that game was even close. Can he play a whole series like that? I picked 5 games and I’m happy.
"Sit tall in the saddle, hold your head up high, keep your eyes fixed where the trail meets the sky. Live like you aint afraid to die and don't be scared, just enjoy your ride."
I can proudly say I fought the urge to even turn over to this game.
the temptation was so bad at times, but I’m glad I wasn’t watching when Vancouver scored a lucky shit goal which may have been offside.
I feel embarrassed to be a hockey player and teacher when I watch the Canucks play.
Here’s to NOT watching at least 3 more “hockey games” this season!
Just remember what the MPAA says: Horrific, deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty words!

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