This report card is a joint effort by Me and all the commenters below. See, see how I give credit to the wonderful and brilliant commenters on every post who make the blog and its posts as good as they are. Jerks.
Final Grade: A-
Preseason Grade: Inc
Midseason Grade: Inc
Last Year: Inc
MHH Nicknames: Go away.
Report: She get's an A-. Why? She's a girl and she's a staff writer. On an effort scale of 1 to DDC, I get a "hyphen". But sure, why not add more female staff writers to do your dirty work David. It's fine, no worries. You work hard to meticulously choose which people to have join you super elite group, clearly sex and attractiveness have no bearing, so I will work just as hard measuring Andi with the strictest and most pinpoint scrutiny. Here it goes: she gets an A-.
Career Highlights: If "career" is measured by her time on MHH and "highlights" are measured by her performance than her "career highlights" are 1) being a girl, 2) talking about sex, 3) posting fanposts that DDC could have done himself. Yay!!!!!! Success. You get an A-.
Outlook for next season: Well she'll have a tough year because by the time October comes along she'll have 72 more female staff writers to compete against.
If Andidee was a player on the Avalanche: David van der Gulik. Why? It was the last Avalanche player name I read. E for effort.
Next up: DDC