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Daily Cupcakes- Jamie Oleksiak

In the last of these columns before the Draft, I'm visiting Jamie Oleksiak, he is an enormous defensive defenseman. He is 6'7 and weighs around 244 pounds! This is not a small man, although he isn't overly physical,  he doesn't have an issue using his size to get what he wants. He is also a great skater, surprising given his size, and is defensively sound. If you remember, the MHH writers chose Jamie during the SBN Mock Draft. So for those who don't know, here is some info of the hulking blueliner.

 

First up the Scouting Report

Despite being the tallest player in the Hockey East conference this season and possibly the tallest in all of college hockey, Oleksiak is not known for his overly physical play. He has stated publically that being a more physical force on a more consistent basis is something he really needs to focus on during his sophomore year and beyond. Surprisingly, Oleksiak is a very fluid skater at first glance and seems as if he has already grown into his 6’7" frame. One aspect of his skating that does need improvement is his lateral movement and quicker footwork.

 

Bruins 2011 Draft Watch have this to say:

Important to avoid the lazy comparisons to Zdeno Chara or Tyler Myers because of size/mobility alone- those guys are more skilled with the puck and shooting skills than Oleksiak and he has a long way to go to reach that level. Oleksiak has upside, but may end up being more of a shutdown guy in the NHL. One thing he has going for him that most will never achieve no matter how well they are coached or how hard they work is that monstrous size. That should get him to the NHL

 

ESPN's Dallas Stars blog:

"Humongous blue-liner is smooth and poised with the puck, and shows quite good vision and passing skill. Massive rearguard  with a colossal frame is a dependable shutdown defender who always thinks defence first. Great agility for a guy his size with a long, fluid stride. Moves the puck quickly and efficiently out of the zone. Does a nice job in 1-on-1 coverage both down low and on the rush. Uses his reach to great advantage on the pokecheck and to clog passing lanes. Competes physically, but will never be a huge banger." - Red Line Report 2011 Draft Guide

 

The Hockey Writers:

Oleksiak plays an all around solid defensive game. When watching him play you really don’t notice any glaring holes. Despite being a shutdown defenseman, he also has a good amount of offensive upside, which was displayed this year at Northeastern.

For a player of his size, Oleksiak has surprisingly good footwork and a big, strong first stride. He also has a strong outlet pass, and usually knows when to join the rush. Rarely does he get caught out of position, and if he does, he is usually able to make up for it with his size.

 

NHL.com's article

"I saw Chara play at that age and Oleksiak is way more developed and does possess better coordination than Chara had," Button told NHL.com. "A 6-foot-7 defenseman with the skill of Oleksiak doesn't come very often. There's a big development window in front of him. I could see three or four years down the road, NHL teams that passed on him might be saying 'We should have taken him.'"

 

His father was quite the athelete as well.

Oleksiak is expected to have the shortest wait. The hulking defenseman, whose 6-8 dad is in the Nichols School Hall of Fame in football, basketball and track, recently completed his freshman year at Northeastern after two seasons in the United States Hockey League. Though the Toronto resident needs work on his lateral movement, his straightaway speed and puckhandling have teams looking hard at him.

 

And finally Hockey's Furture rounds it out.

Oleksiak is a defenseman that possesses a really nice blend of size, physicality and outstanding puck skills. While much has been said of his size and physical side, what is most impressive about Oleksiak is his superb agility and athleticism. He moves remarkably well for such a big man, skating with long, fluid strides. He also maintains very good balance on his skates as well.

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-waits for six whores to say something that makes me laugh-

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by A.J. Haefele on Jun 24, 2011 6:09 AM MDT reply actions  

God damnit, I was out getting coffee. I actually had a legitimate comment, now I need to be clever.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Jun 24, 2011 6:25 AM MDT up reply actions  

Great expectations.

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? ~Jacques Plante

by Randy Time on Jun 24, 2011 6:26 AM MDT up reply actions  

are born from great opportunity.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Jun 24, 2011 6:26 AM MDT up reply actions  

maybe.

Would rather watch paint dry than watch a Minnesota Wild game.
P.S. Detroit still sucks! TO THE NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL WITH THE RED WINGS!

by Chris Damasceno on Jun 24, 2011 6:28 AM MDT up reply actions  

I like to smash those opportunities likes crackers in a fat man’s bed. And the fat man is angry. And the fat man has a sledge hammer….

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Jun 24, 2011 6:29 AM MDT up reply actions  

What do y9ou have against fat people. Are bald people next?

The doctor's say he's got a 50/50 chance of living...though there's only a 10% chance of that. - The Naked Gun

by chiavsfan on Jun 24, 2011 7:36 AM MDT up reply actions  

Time's up, bub.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jun 24, 2011 6:26 AM MDT up reply actions  

Wait. So his dad was 6’8 and did track including hurdles? Is that fair? That’s like me “hurdling” speed bumps against midgets.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Jun 24, 2011 6:28 AM MDT reply actions  

If you’ve got it, flaunt it, Baby.

It's all about the A-

by Sandie Gauthier on Jun 24, 2011 10:43 AM MDT up reply actions  

Hahahahahaha!!!!!

Leafs.

Would rather watch paint dry than watch a Minnesota Wild game.
P.S. Detroit still sucks! TO THE NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL WITH THE RED WINGS!

by Chris Damasceno on Jun 24, 2011 6:31 AM MDT up reply actions  

Very nice

The doctor's say he's got a 50/50 chance of living...though there's only a 10% chance of that. - The Naked Gun

by chiavsfan on Jun 24, 2011 7:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

It was pretty good

Have we drafted Larsson yet?

by SteveHouse on Jun 24, 2011 8:47 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Dear Richards, welcome to L.A.

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? ~Jacques Plante

by Randy Time on Jun 24, 2011 6:34 AM MDT reply actions  

Why is Carrie Underwood dressed like that? Mike Fisher didn’t get traded.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Jun 24, 2011 6:36 AM MDT up reply actions  

cuz she a ho

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

Mile High Hockey : Where B- is different than C+

by A.J. Haefele on Jun 24, 2011 6:42 AM MDT up reply actions  

OBJECTION!

Would rather watch paint dry than watch a Minnesota Wild game.
P.S. Detroit still sucks! TO THE NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL WITH THE RED WINGS!

by Chris Damasceno on Jun 24, 2011 6:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

What the fuck, how did you, I am speechless… Except for those nine previous words. And those six.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Jun 24, 2011 6:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

Maybe

The doctor's say he's got a 50/50 chance of living...though there's only a 10% chance of that. - The Naked Gun

by chiavsfan on Jun 24, 2011 7:37 AM MDT up reply actions  

she is wearing a ho’s uni

Available for a 3rd round pick.

by An Unmitigated Disaster on Jun 24, 2011 11:35 AM MDT up reply actions  

rofl

At work talking to gl avfan on the phone as she drives to work and we had an in-depth discussion in front of a guest about which is more useful: the paper clip or the staple. I think we’ve concluded paper clips are better but she contends staples are “stupid” and I tend to disagree. I think staples have their place in the office supply world.

The guest, a Mavericks fan, had no opinion because he was too busy laughing at my fervent defense of the staple.

Discuss.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

Mile High Hockey : Where B- is different than C+

by A.J. Haefele on Jun 24, 2011 6:34 AM MDT reply actions  

Staples have their place, but I’d daresay paper clips are a little more convenient.

I mean, it’s not like you can carry a stapler around in your pocket.

Would rather watch paint dry than watch a Minnesota Wild game.
P.S. Detroit still sucks! TO THE NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL WITH THE RED WINGS!

by Chris Damasceno on Jun 24, 2011 6:36 AM MDT up reply actions  

Right right

That’s why I think it was agreed upon that paper clips are “better”. They don’t require any additional accessories to serve their basic function but I do feel the staple has its place. I’ll explain why below because six whores is demanding a rebuttal.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

Mile High Hockey : Where B- is different than C+

by A.J. Haefele on Jun 24, 2011 6:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

Understandable

Rebuttal away at him.

That bit above will probably somehow sound wrong to somebody, but screw it.

Would rather watch paint dry than watch a Minnesota Wild game.
P.S. Detroit still sucks! TO THE NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL WITH THE RED WINGS!

by Chris Damasceno on Jun 24, 2011 6:39 AM MDT up reply actions  

I enjoy the paper clip. The staple is too permanent

The doctor's say he's got a 50/50 chance of living...though there's only a 10% chance of that. - The Naked Gun

by chiavsfan on Jun 24, 2011 7:37 AM MDT up reply actions  

paper clips are fun to fiddle with

by MalachiConstant on Jun 24, 2011 7:42 AM MDT up reply actions  

You can even make them jump if you are so inclined

The doctor's say he's got a 50/50 chance of living...though there's only a 10% chance of that. - The Naked Gun

by chiavsfan on Jun 24, 2011 7:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

i make sculptures out of them and present them as gifts at the end of boring meetings

by MalachiConstant on Jun 24, 2011 7:47 AM MDT up reply actions  

So you are saying you have a fear of commitment.

by cush52 on Jun 24, 2011 8:18 AM MDT up reply actions  

I am curious. Why do you think the staple, something that ruins and destroys paper, is so important? I demand a rebuttal.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Jun 24, 2011 6:37 AM MDT up reply actions  

Sometimes, paper must pay the price, since rock can’t do the job.

Would rather watch paint dry than watch a Minnesota Wild game.
P.S. Detroit still sucks! TO THE NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL WITH THE RED WINGS!

by Chris Damasceno on Jun 24, 2011 6:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

There was a psychology professor at Yale, I think, who analyzed peoples brains and separated everyone into three categories based on whether you throw rock, paper, or scissors first.

I think if you threw rock first it showed fear, worry, protective instincts. Paper showed confidence, courage, and wildness. Scissors showed aggression, detail, angry or soemthing.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Jun 24, 2011 6:43 AM MDT up reply actions  

Fuck yeah

I always toss our scissors. Always.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

Mile High Hockey : Where B- is different than C+

by A.J. Haefele on Jun 24, 2011 6:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

I always throw paper.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Jun 24, 2011 6:45 AM MDT up reply actions  

better than salad.

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? ~Jacques Plante

by Randy Time on Jun 24, 2011 7:06 AM MDT up reply actions  

Not in jail…huh?

The doctor's say he's got a 50/50 chance of living...though there's only a 10% chance of that. - The Naked Gun

by chiavsfan on Jun 24, 2011 7:37 AM MDT up reply actions  

That explains quite a bit

I usually throw scissors pretty often.

Would rather watch paint dry than watch a Minnesota Wild game.
P.S. Detroit still sucks! TO THE NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL WITH THE RED WINGS!

by Chris Damasceno on Jun 24, 2011 6:45 AM MDT up reply actions  

At least you are running with them, that is just plain dangerous for everyone.

by cush52 on Jun 24, 2011 8:23 AM MDT up reply actions  

I meant not running with them

by cush52 on Jun 24, 2011 9:39 AM MDT up reply actions  

This is true.

Would rather watch paint dry than watch a Minnesota Wild game.
P.S. Detroit still sucks! TO THE NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL WITH THE RED WINGS!

by Chris Damasceno on Jun 24, 2011 9:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

REBUTTAL

I think the staple belongs in the office supply lexicon because it’s more useful when handling large amounts of paperwork that don’t need re-assessment later on it’s life cycle. I handle several hundred pieces of paper per day in my line of work nearly all of it will never be looked at again after today. Thus, staples provide more value for the one time they’re useful because you don’t want to waste a reusable paper clip on things that will serve no further purpose after their immediate use.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

Mile High Hockey : Where B- is different than C+

by A.J. Haefele on Jun 24, 2011 6:41 AM MDT up reply actions  

Do those black clippy things that hold huge files count as paper clips? Here’s why I hate staples. I am told as a lawyer I must. We aren’t allowed to staple because it could ruin documents so we have to use clips. It becomes second nature.

Side argument, you know who LOVES staplers and hangs on to them for dear life? Milton.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Jun 24, 2011 6:45 AM MDT up reply actions  

Those things are kind of weird

Kind of the duck billed platypus of office supplies.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

Mile High Hockey : Where B- is different than C+

by A.J. Haefele on Jun 24, 2011 6:47 AM MDT up reply actions  

If that’s true, I consider that thing that puts white out tape on paper the Aardvark of office supplies.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Jun 24, 2011 6:48 AM MDT up reply actions  

binder clips are the penultimate in useful office supplies

by MalachiConstant on Jun 24, 2011 7:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

And they come in varying sizes

The doctor's say he's got a 50/50 chance of living...though there's only a 10% chance of that. - The Naked Gun

by chiavsfan on Jun 24, 2011 7:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

I’m a big fan of binder clips.
I’ve been working OT scanning old arrest files into laserfiche for archival, Staples are the bane of my existence.

*sigh*
MHH - Home of the troll-ku

by gl avfan on Jun 24, 2011 7:54 AM MDT up reply actions  

staple removal sucks. those little f*ckers get under your finger nails and poke the living hell out of you. they’re almost as bad as getting a “paper cut” from a manila folder.

by MalachiConstant on Jun 24, 2011 8:05 AM MDT up reply actions  

Holy jesus, folder cuts are bad. one of the rare tiny things that can bring anyone to their knees.

Have we drafted Larsson yet?

by SteveHouse on Jun 24, 2011 8:37 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Any kind of paper cut

The doctor's say he's got a 50/50 chance of living...though there's only a 10% chance of that. - The Naked Gun

by chiavsfan on Jun 24, 2011 8:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

Paper cut-“what was that? Oh well pains over”
Folder cut-“CHRIST! GET ME A TOURNIQUET!”

Have we drafted Larsson yet?

by SteveHouse on Jun 24, 2011 8:42 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

True Story, AJ makes sure he gets at least one paper cut each day that he works, it makes him feel alive or something.

manila folder cuts are the worst!
and Staples are stupid.

*sigh*
MHH - Home of the troll-ku

by gl avfan on Jun 24, 2011 8:45 AM MDT up reply actions  

stfu

I hate it. I just happen to handle hundreds of pieces of paper a day. Chances are really, really high I’ma gettin poont at some point.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

Mile High Hockey : Where B- is different than C+

by A.J. Haefele on Jun 24, 2011 8:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

You’re clearly not using enough lotion.
and you STFU.
Oh wait, NVM. I didn’t say that.

*sigh*
MHH - Home of the troll-ku

by gl avfan on Jun 24, 2011 8:47 AM MDT up reply actions  

Not enough lotion

is rarely my problem.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

Mile High Hockey : Where B- is different than C+

by A.J. Haefele on Jun 24, 2011 8:53 AM MDT up reply actions  

clearly you’re not using enough lotion (at work) better now?
(excepting our earlier convo re: your extracurricular work activities of course)

*sigh*
MHH - Home of the troll-ku

by gl avfan on Jun 24, 2011 8:56 AM MDT up reply actions  

Oh, it's happening.

Right in her mouth.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

Mile High Hockey : Where B- is different than C+

by A.J. Haefele on Jun 24, 2011 9:01 AM MDT up reply actions  

Innuendo on this site? Well I never…

The doctor's say he's got a 50/50 chance of living...though there's only a 10% chance of that. - The Naked Gun

by chiavsfan on Jun 24, 2011 9:03 AM MDT up reply actions  

LOLOL!
I look forward to the gloating text.

*sigh*
MHH - Home of the troll-ku

by gl avfan on Jun 24, 2011 9:34 AM MDT up reply actions  

Nice!
Stay Classy.

*sigh*
MHH - Home of the troll-ku

by gl avfan on Jun 24, 2011 9:35 AM MDT up reply actions  

IT'S HAPPENING

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

Mile High Hockey : Where B- is different than C+

by A.J. Haefele on Jun 24, 2011 9:39 AM MDT up reply actions  

you work wiith office supplies, correct?

Does that mean you work at a Staples? That could be highly ironic

by cush52 on Jun 24, 2011 9:42 AM MDT up reply actions  

lolol! lolololololol

*sigh*
MHH - Home of the troll-ku

by gl avfan on Jun 24, 2011 9:47 AM MDT up reply actions  

I'm applying at Staples right now.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

Mile High Hockey : Where B- is different than C+

by A.J. Haefele on Jun 24, 2011 9:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

DO IT!!!
they have night stockers.
it would be a big change from being a night stalker.

*sigh*
MHH - Home of the troll-ku

by gl avfan on Jun 24, 2011 9:53 AM MDT up reply actions  

No

I think I’ll get a 3 days a week job there during the day working with the general public. My current job doesn’t give me enough quality story material anymore. I’ve worked there 4 months and only had my life threatened once. I am disappoint.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

Mile High Hockey : Where B- is different than C+

by A.J. Haefele on Jun 24, 2011 10:02 AM MDT up reply actions  

good call,
cuz you know I’ll have to stop being your friend if you don’t come up with some new stories soon.
It would be cool to have you awake and working during the same hours again.

*sigh*
MHH - Home of the troll-ku

by gl avfan on Jun 24, 2011 10:27 AM MDT up reply actions  

of course it is.
of course.

*sigh*
MHH - Home of the troll-ku

by gl avfan on Jun 24, 2011 9:47 AM MDT up reply actions  

But us early risers (or in AJ’s cane “never sleepers” always have the best stories

The doctor's say he's got a 50/50 chance of living...though there's only a 10% chance of that. - The Naked Gun

by chiavsfan on Jun 24, 2011 12:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

staples are stupid

*sigh*
MHH - Home of the troll-ku

by gl avfan on Jun 24, 2011 7:26 AM MDT up reply actions  

I use one staple a day. True fact

The doctor's say he's got a 50/50 chance of living...though there's only a 10% chance of that. - The Naked Gun

by chiavsfan on Jun 24, 2011 7:40 AM MDT up reply actions  

I like to see staples as something definite. They should be used when the stuff currently does and always will belong together, like in:

I dare you. I double-dare you, motherfucker. Separate those sheets one more goddamn time.

Because....fuck the Red Wings!

by StiflersMom on Jun 24, 2011 6:42 AM MDT up reply actions  

ROFL!!!
That was a good time!!
but you never answered… which is the weapon, the staple or the stapler?

*sigh*
MHH - Home of the troll-ku

by gl avfan on Jun 24, 2011 7:26 AM MDT up reply actions  

I believe each have their place. Paper clips are nice, but on more than one occasion, I’ve managed to drop paperclipped papers and watched as the paperclip flew off and my papers scattered. Staples make sure those pieces of paper are not separating unless you FORCE them to separate. So, for most stuff, I use staples, but for papers that I want to be able to look at side-by-side or change the order, I paperclip.

Just a Colorado girl in Montana who <3s the Avs.

by andidee15 on Jun 24, 2011 7:29 AM MDT up reply actions  

Has anyone besides me ever stapled two fingers together?

by cush52 on Jun 24, 2011 8:35 AM MDT up reply actions  

My brother soldered two fingers together. He lurks here, so everyone should feel free to give him a good laugh about it.

by MalachiConstant on Jun 24, 2011 8:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

what are these stapleless staplers of which you speak?

*sigh*
MHH - Home of the troll-ku

by gl avfan on Jun 24, 2011 11:19 AM MDT up reply actions  

aah, yes.
Those are ok, they don’t leave any sharp little pieces of metal to impale ones fingers on,
and they’re kinda cute.

*sigh*
MHH - Home of the troll-ku

by gl avfan on Jun 24, 2011 11:25 AM MDT up reply actions  

I may own one of these…

It's all about the A-

by Sandie Gauthier on Jun 24, 2011 12:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

That doesn’t surprise me

The doctor's say he's got a 50/50 chance of living...though there's only a 10% chance of that. - The Naked Gun

by chiavsfan on Jun 24, 2011 12:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

I bet it’s the pink cat one

by MalachiConstant on Jun 24, 2011 12:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

It is, but only because the adorable puppy dog was sold out.

It's all about the A-

by Sandie Gauthier on Jun 24, 2011 12:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

I figured for that in my guess.

by MalachiConstant on Jun 24, 2011 1:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

They make a little cut in the paper and tuck the pages under the pile.

It's all about the A-

by Sandie Gauthier on Jun 24, 2011 11:25 AM MDT up reply actions  

Why not just use a paperclip then?

by cush52 on Jun 24, 2011 12:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Because my profs wouldn’t accept paper clipped items.

It's all about the A-

by Sandie Gauthier on Jun 24, 2011 12:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

incarceratedbob incarcerated bob
NHL RUMOR Leafs & Statsny getting closer / Some light competition from Sabres / Penguins / Islanders (Snow dangling 5th) Leafs in lead

this could be a loooooong day

The artist formerly known as Canucklehead. Till that whole riot thing.
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by Cole D Hamilton on Jun 24, 2011 6:48 AM MDT reply actions  

sigh

Burke really needs to find a day job.

Would rather watch paint dry than watch a Minnesota Wild game.
P.S. Detroit still sucks! TO THE NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL WITH THE RED WINGS!

by Chris Damasceno on Jun 24, 2011 6:48 AM MDT up reply actions  

fixed

Burke really needs to find a day job he can do.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Jun 24, 2011 6:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

Fair enough.

I’ll tell you, the whole “sitting in an office, making phone calls and acting as if he’s the President/GM of the Leafs” angle was cute in 2008 but it got stale real quick.

Would rather watch paint dry than watch a Minnesota Wild game.
P.S. Detroit still sucks! TO THE NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL WITH THE RED WINGS!

by Chris Damasceno on Jun 24, 2011 6:53 AM MDT up reply actions  

Run along Burkey, time to let the real men do their job. Go play with Don Waddell across the street. You two will be legends I’m sure.

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? ~Jacques Plante

by Randy Time on Jun 24, 2011 7:07 AM MDT up reply actions  

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This gets better. James Duthie just said that Toronto thought Kadri + Kulemin was too much to give for Carter. Holy shit Toronto.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Jun 24, 2011 7:28 AM MDT reply actions  

That would be a great trade

For me to POOP on!

"Put stick on ice, put puck in net"

by HeyPeterman on Jun 24, 2011 7:36 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Anyone associated with the Leafs needs immediate psych exams

The doctor's say he's got a 50/50 chance of living...though there's only a 10% chance of that. - The Naked Gun

by chiavsfan on Jun 24, 2011 7:40 AM MDT up reply actions  

Burke is that fantasy owner you absolutely hate. You know, the one who approaches and tells you he wants your star player so make him an offer, and then you do and he’s like “nah, I can’t do that” over and over again.

I am the most humble blogger of all time

by David Driscoll-Carignan on Jun 24, 2011 7:47 AM MDT up reply actions  

I ignore those douche bags

by MalachiConstant on Jun 24, 2011 7:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

Case and point. But their draft preview is really f’ing funny. Worth a read.

Just a Colorado girl in Montana who <3s the Avs.

by andidee15 on Jun 24, 2011 7:48 AM MDT up reply actions  

True story

If you Google “Case and point”, the first several search results are for “Case in point”. The more you know

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

Mile High Hockey : Where B- is different than C+

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