Final Grade: Beachie
by c6hor8 on Jun 8, 2011 11:01 AM MDT
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This report card is a joint effort by Me and all the commenters below. See, see how I give credit to the wonderful and brilliant commenters on every post who make the blog and its posts as good as they are. Jerks.
Final Grade: A-
Preseason Grade: A+
Midseason Grade: A
Last Year: A
Her beginning huh?. Well, "Beachie" began in 2010. That seems recent, but she at least still was a "fan" of the Avalanche which instantly makes her better than Mike.
MHH Nicknames: Seriously? Well if by nicknames we mean screen names, um...go here. Put in a word that relates to her. The result will be one of her screen names at some point. If you want a second screen name hit refresh. I have been playing with it for 20 minutes and yet to see a name she hasn't use.
TANGENT 1: Has anyone asked WHY she keeps losing her names? She claims it's some computery technical error but that seems like an excuse. Getting SBnation to ban you seems hard, unless Joe is involved. I have been flagging every single comment Bob makes for the past 3 weeks and he is still here. What did Beachie do? Is she some some of super hacker? Is she a spy for the Russian government? Is she a spy for the Corsiatti? Anyway, back on track.
Career Highlights: Before this season, Beachie was a great commenter and deservingly became a writer. Again, DDC manipulating woman to do the work he doesn't want. But in the preseason her true passion came out. I mean really? You sat in a car and gave us play-by-play. Speechless. You gain a preseason A+ for that. Oh also, she created a blog, which I don't read, and she does some weekly thing where she researches Avalanche players or something like that, I dunno. DDC told me not to bother with it.
TANGENT 2: Before entering into my report, I think it necessary to get one thing out of the way. One premise that everyone is not aware of now, but should be before starting. BEACHIE LOVES JOHN-MICHAEL LILES. NO SERIOUSLY, SHE REALLY LIKES THE GUY TO POINT WHERE IT'S FUCKING CREEPY AND IT COMES UP IN EVERY SINGLE POST, FANSHOT, AND COMMENT SHE EVER MAKES. (pun intended). I thought you all should be on notice.
Report: Beachie's role on this blog is that of the utmost importance. I see her role as two-fold: First, she helps guide us lowly commenters, she heals our wounds, and cares for our well-being. Or at least she likes to think she embodies that. At one point she had some name involving that. While she can think that all she wants, I mean I like to think i'm James Bond, the only real effect of her split personality disorder fantasy is bringing this concept to every post.
TANGENT 3: I am still concerned that no one gets how much Beachie loves John-Michael Liles. Please refer to Exhibit A. No need to read past her thrilling story of running down the hallway in high heels; just in case you couldn't visualize what a stalker really looks likes. Hey, some stalkers dress nicely.
Second, though she likes to be the nurse of the blog, I have been thinking and realized her role is slightly different, yet equally important. Without Beachie who would keep Sandie from talking about her cupcakes and enticing Randy so much he explodes? Who would keep Andidee constantly drooling over EJ and now apparently Landeskog? Who would ensure that Mike makes an article about the prettiness of the potential draft picks? Seriously Mike? Without Beachie being the Madame of the blog there is no way to maintain the constant air of sexual tension and schoolgirl fawning. Without Madame Beachie, this blog would be about hockey and those other girls would be lost. But hey, once the "Beachie" screen name gets banned next week I am sure MadameBeachie is available.
Oh I almost forgot I was giving grades: She gets an A+ for the preseason work. Checking out was cool and so was her blog. That kept her at an A. And since the Avs suck no ones gets that grade she gets and A-.
The Beachie Drinking Game: Drink every time Beachie performs her role as Madame of the MHH. Examples may include but are not limited to: encouraging sexual discussion, complementing the hotness of players, dictating feminine topics, mention of high heels, mention of high heels, mention of red high heels, mention of the word Johnson, and anything construed of brothely matriarchness. Yeah I just made up two words. Drunk Potential: Drunk? At Madame Beachie's we encourage rampant imbibing and would never tell a paying customer when to stop.
If Beachie was a player on the Avalanche: Though Beachie has similarities to Liles, mostly in some excessive form of vanity, when it comes to the MHH team she is Hejduk. A super star that the blog needs. A top line player who never lets us a down and is there when we need her. Hejduk is a staple of consistency on the ice and Beachie never wavers in her obsession of Liles, her passion for writing, and her affinity with promiscuous discussion.
Outlook for next season: I would say lower because it will be hard to top that preseason game. But I challenge you right now Beachie. If during the Frozen Fury you get a picture of Liles, ala Patrick Kane, and post it here, Joe and I will offer you complete legal services for free for the rest of your life. Challenge is up. Ball is in your court. Let's see how good those heels are when they matter.
Unlike some other people who grade people, I look forward to the future comments.
Next up: DDC
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I don’t give into demands, but I’m very nice if someone asks. ;)
It's all about the A-
by Sandie Gauthier on Jun 8, 2011 11:23 AM MDT reply actions
I flagged this fanpost.
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
I was prepared for that.
A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.
flagged yours for ass kissing
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
by Bob in Boulder on Jun 8, 2011 1:27 PM MDT up reply actions
Damn you people
I’m going through the recent flags on the site and I’m like ‘Why the hell are THESE people getting flags?’ so I click through and see it’s all this silly shit.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
by A.J. Haefele on Jun 8, 2011 1:28 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
Silly shit
flagged
Avalanche Shutouts are a powerful Aphrodisiac
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time
by Jibblescribbits on Jun 8, 2011 1:28 PM MDT up reply actions
Flagged for using the word shit.
A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.
Flagged for using fucktastic. So 90s, dude.
In Rick Pracey we trust
by Cheryl Bradley on Jun 8, 2011 1:32 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well it makes sense. I refuse to acknowledge that the past dozen or so years have happened.
October. When?
I have yet to see proof of that last years.
A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.
check the mirror
"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?
Hey now, no bald jokes (says this guy who has had that much of a bald spot since I was 18)
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
this thread of comments is useful for one thing: now I know someone actually checks the flags
I am the most humble blogger of all time
by David Driscoll-Carignan on Jun 8, 2011 2:24 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
Interesting
You never check the flags huh?
/makes note in notebook.
A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.
flagged for not checking flags
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
by Bob in Boulder on Jun 8, 2011 2:32 PM MDT up reply actions
You mean you don't?
So THIS is why I was the Sheriff!
It's all about the A-
by Sandie Gauthier on Jun 8, 2011 3:11 PM MDT up reply actions
Oh I see
We are just running around anointing ourselves positions today?
Alright, I am now Ambassador to the World on behalf of Mile High Hockey.
A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.
Um, that was what I was deemed when I started. I was the GDT Sheriff and told to check the flags LOL
It's all about the A-
by Sandie Gauthier on Jun 8, 2011 3:15 PM MDT up reply actions
Right. I anoint myself Secretary of the Treasury and President of the MHH Reserve Bank. I am going to need everyone’s Social Security numbers, primary bank account numbers and bank routing numbers. Feel free to PM me. Some people tend to think that’s pretty sensitive information.
I also anoint myself ’High Inquisitor". Nobody every expects that.
by MalachiConstant on Jun 8, 2011 3:22 PM MDT up reply actions
That’s a good one.
I also think we should form the Executive Enforcement Committee. Whereby, we, are now fully in charge of giving out titles.
A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.
I’m Head Mother Fucker In Charge. HMFIC for short
The Savage has spoken. Let it be done
December, 1995 - In a strong statement that still resonates to this day, the Montreal Canadiens make it clear to Patrick Roy that the franchise will simply not tolerate championship-calibre goaltending.
DGB
"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less travelled by, and that has made all the difference"
R. Frost
gonna be a busy job after today
"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?
Yeah, there have been a few days that I go “WTF?!”
It's all about the A-
by Sandie Gauthier on Jun 8, 2011 3:27 PM MDT up reply actions
In terms of sheer numbers of flags, yes.
It's all about the A-
by Sandie Gauthier on Jun 8, 2011 3:28 PM MDT up reply actions
flagged for whining about your job.
"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?
I just looked at my flags and it made me giggle.
It's all about the A-
by Sandie Gauthier on Jun 8, 2011 3:32 PM MDT up reply actions
I would flag you for giggling but I’m not THAT crotchety
"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?
tee-hehee
crotch…
It's all about the A-
by Sandie Gauthier on Jun 8, 2011 3:51 PM MDT up reply actions
Or
Flagtastic
Avalanche Shutouts are a powerful Aphrodisiac
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time
by Jibblescribbits on Jun 8, 2011 1:36 PM MDT up reply actions
flagged because I have no idea which post this is replying to
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
by Bob in Boulder on Jun 8, 2011 3:05 PM MDT up reply actions
Use your “up” button, Damnit.
It's all about the A-
by Sandie Gauthier on Jun 8, 2011 3:06 PM MDT up reply actions
THAT’S WHAT THAT DOES? I always wondered.
A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.
Me too. I didn’t want to move Sandie’s post.
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
by Bob in Boulder on Jun 8, 2011 3:13 PM MDT up reply actions
OMG WHAT?! THERE’S AN UP BUTTON?!!!
I always painstakingly lined up my browser and then scrolled up…and usually gave up when I realized I needed to then scroll down and read the response again…
I think I might need my sarcasm meter checked. LOL
It's all about the A-
by Sandie Gauthier on Jun 8, 2011 3:26 PM MDT up reply actions
Oh no, I’m dead serious…I honestly have no clue…I always thought it like closed the thread…like it worked like a plus button that expanded the thread.
Oh well, the more you know! LOL
It's all about the A-
by Sandie Gauthier on Jun 8, 2011 3:51 PM MDT up reply actions
Sucks to be the guy hearing that
"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?
Thinking about Lauren is my up button.
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
by Bob in Boulder on Jun 8, 2011 3:38 PM MDT up reply actions
I rec’d this Fanpost.
Also, the record has clearly shown that the Good, Bad, Ugly concept was a result of a comment Dan made. I don’t remember when or where, but that’s how I remember it, so that’s how you should remember it.
If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!
To whomever uploaded the picture
it was perfect.
A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.
Yes. Suddenly I have dreams of being a snowman.
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
by Bob in Boulder on Jun 8, 2011 1:14 PM MDT up reply actions
I only noticed that the snowman isn’t drinking that crap and the snow bunny is trying to give hers away.
"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?
Well yeah, Beachie is the snowman right?
A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.
Yeah? so who’s the hot chick then?
"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?
I keep going back there to think of a new smartalec comment, but I keep staring too long. At the…. chairs…
"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?
I’m looking at the mountain peaks.
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
by Bob in Boulder on Jun 8, 2011 1:22 PM MDT up reply actions
OUCH
Okay, NOW I’m mad.
In Rick Pracey we trust
by Cheryl Bradley on Jun 8, 2011 1:29 PM MDT up reply actions
I found a pic of Beachie
DDC and Mike are in the background. Pervs.
"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?
Beach Parties at A-Basin!!!!
In Rick Pracey we trust
by Cheryl Bradley on Jun 8, 2011 5:51 PM MDT up reply actions
FTW girlfriend!
"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?
An A?
She was just lucky this season.
Avalanche Shutouts are a powerful Aphrodisiac
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time
by Jibblescribbits on Jun 8, 2011 12:43 PM MDT reply actions
Yeah, I heard Hawerchuk posted an article about how Beachie’s success was completely an outlier for blogging statistics and would clearly come back down to earth. However, he did mention that of course he doesn’t hate Beachie in anyway but his 65 posts about how lucky she is was just him being a good, honest, statistician.
A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.
by c6hor8 on Jun 8, 2011 12:47 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
Really, it’s only one season. That’s a pretty small sample size, and I think we’ll see her true value after a more thorough statistical analysis.
"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?
Dude….I didn’t want my actual picture up there! Where did you get it, anyway?? Did DDC hack into my FB page again?
Oh, and totally rec’d. That was great!
In Rick Pracey we trust
and might I add the links are awesome.
In Rick Pracey we trust
by Cheryl Bradley on Jun 8, 2011 12:47 PM MDT up reply actions
Russian spies…. yum…..
"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?
I wish i had prepared to do these during the season, there was one thread where you got sandie and andi all worked up and everyone else was just reading in awe, but I couldn’t find it.
A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.
In review, so far
Joe: B+
Sandie: A-
Mike: B+
Beachie: A-
I think we can see what’s going on here.
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
Booby Envy
Avalanche Shutouts are a powerful Aphrodisiac
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time
by Jibblescribbits on Jun 8, 2011 1:14 PM MDT up reply actions
Every one wants our Cupcakes.
It's all about the A-
by Sandie Gauthier on Jun 8, 2011 3:13 PM MDT up reply actions
I wanna say “Gay people” but I don’t want to be flagged.
If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!
FLAGGED.
A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.
Thank god you remembered the L.
If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!
by Mike @ MHH on Jun 8, 2011 3:36 PM MDT up reply actions 4 recs
I think gay females do.
"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?
Valid point. Extremely erotic and valid point.
If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!
I watched “The Hills Have Thighs” the other night. Gotta love late night B movies on some of the fringe movie channels.
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
by Bob in Boulder on Jun 8, 2011 3:41 PM MDT up reply actions
Is that one of them there pornographic movies or an exercise video?
A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.
Toned down for cable porn, I guess. Toned down to an “R” rating. Or a late night B movie. Skinemax has loads of them on Friday and Saturday nights. But I don’t have Skinemax right now.
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
by Bob in Boulder on Jun 8, 2011 3:56 PM MDT up reply actions
I saw that too and couldn’t stop laughing because it was sooooooooo cheezy. And the chicks all had cantaloupe boobs. Ew.
In Rick Pracey we trust
by Cheryl Bradley on Jun 8, 2011 5:53 PM MDT up reply actions
Yeah, that’s what I thought too. Ew.
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
by Bob in Boulder on Jun 8, 2011 5:59 PM MDT up reply actions
Uh huh.
A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.
No really
They were VERY VERY baaaaaaaad. It was a shame because most of the girls probably looked super hot with their natural tatas.
In Rick Pracey we trust
by Cheryl Bradley on Jun 8, 2011 6:14 PM MDT up reply actions
Al Qaida
June 8, 2011: British intelligence (MI6) recently hacked into al Qaeda’s online magazine (“Inspire”) and quietly replaced bomb making instructions with cupcake recipes, and removed or modified other information.
http://www.strategypage.com/htmw/htiw/articles/20110608.aspx
"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?
A very flat curve? Those aren’t cup sizes? The whoremeister likes cupcakes and grades them higher? I am not sure.
"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?
MadameBeachie will be better.
A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.
She’d be scary for a week until her account was banned and someone else would show up.
A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.
by c6hor8 on Jun 8, 2011 1:37 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
Shorie
Avalanche Shutouts are a powerful Aphrodisiac
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time
by Jibblescribbits on Jun 8, 2011 1:38 PM MDT up reply actions
what was that one? Svletlana or something like that?
I am the most humble blogger of all time
by David Driscoll-Carignan on Jun 8, 2011 2:25 PM MDT up reply actions
I don’t think so. I was going with what could be the opposite of Beachie… Shorie sounded kinda like an opposite.
Waterie?
Dessertie?
Avalanche Shutouts are a powerful Aphrodisiac
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time
by Jibblescribbits on Jun 8, 2011 2:27 PM MDT up reply actions
Well wait. Does Beachie really mean Bitchy but pronounced all funny. I would say the opposite is “Wunderful”.
A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.
ah, that’s it
I am the most humble blogger of all time
by David Driscoll-Carignan on Jun 8, 2011 7:42 PM MDT up reply actions
I don’t even want to know what Mike was doing to stumble onto the website www.dumpaday.com
Avalanche Shutouts are a powerful Aphrodisiac
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time
That would be Google Image, kind sir. One of the few SFW bikini + snowman pics.
If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!
Also, given the post’s author, oddly appropriate.
If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!
Women aren’t objects that you can own and do what you want with.
by Pinchy The Lobster on Jun 8, 2011 2:22 PM MDT up reply actions
Talk to Asia.
A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.
On their women.
A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.
I know. It sucks, doesn’t it?
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
by Bob in Boulder on Jun 8, 2011 2:35 PM MDT up reply actions
TOTALLY and completely random. But I’m helping my younger sister with her stats homework, and it list Hejduk and Sakic (who she called “that guy”- and made me sad) as being some of the best NHL’ers.
It's all about the A-
What book is this?
A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.
Her Math booklet.
It's all about the A-
by Sandie Gauthier on Jun 8, 2011 3:20 PM MDT up reply actions
And it also said Sakic was a freak because he was so short and yet had so many points LOL
It's all about the A-
by Sandie Gauthier on Jun 8, 2011 3:21 PM MDT up reply actions
I would’ve done a lot better at math as a kid if my book asked hockey related questions…
by MalachiConstant on Jun 8, 2011 3:23 PM MDT up reply actions
I didn’t do well in anything that required paying the slightest bit of attention for a little while there. Which, fortunately for me, wasn’t much.
by MalachiConstant on Jun 8, 2011 3:44 PM MDT up reply actions
This is the second most fucked up comment forum I've seen on MHH, at least thus far
Just remember what the MPAA says: Horrific, deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty words!
by RickyAC on Jun 8, 2011 5:53 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs
We’ll try harder next time. What was worse?
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
by Bob in Boulder on Jun 8, 2011 6:00 PM MDT up reply actions
Define “fucked up.” And flagged.
In Rick Pracey we trust
by Cheryl Bradley on Jun 8, 2011 6:00 PM MDT up reply actions
by “fucked up” I mean weird, hilarious, rambling and fantastic
Just remember what the MPAA says: Horrific, deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty words!
by RickyAC on Jun 8, 2011 6:04 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
ohhhhhh
rec’d then!
In Rick Pracey we trust
by Cheryl Bradley on Jun 8, 2011 6:06 PM MDT up reply actions
Rec’d cuz yhou haven’t been aroud long enougjh
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Fuck the Red Wings
"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?
I’ll admit, I’m curious which was the 1st most.
by MalachiConstant on Jun 9, 2011 7:35 AM MDT up reply actions
Everything Beachie does, she does 10%.
(At least I think that’s the meme right now.)
Have we drafted Larsson yet?
Fortunately
for most guys, 10% is enough.
In Rick Pracey we trust
by Cheryl Bradley on Jun 8, 2011 6:52 PM MDT up reply actions
You’re hanging with the wrong crowd.
Draft Larsson and McNeil + Pray for Divine Intervention in goal = Kick ass.
by niwotsblessing on Jun 8, 2011 7:12 PM MDT up reply actions
YAY! I got mentioned!
And the better question is why WOULDN’T I be drooling over EJ and Landeskog? I mean, have you SEEN them? But anyway, Beachie’s constant drooling over JML assured me that such action is acceptable, nay, ALMOST EXPECTED on this site from it’s female members.
Overall, great post. I laughed all the way through it.
Just a Colorado girl in Montana who <3s the Avs.
There's a chance I missed something
Because reading is hard but I don’t see anything referencing Chicks and Their Polls. I am disappoint.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
Be honest, you miss the Polls more than the Chicks, right?
If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!
"Not a fan of the ladies, eh sdtf?"
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
Interesting. I forgot that part. It would have easily played into the Madam of MHH meme. Oh well.
A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.
I’m taking notes for your grade ….
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
by Bob in Boulder on Jun 9, 2011 12:11 PM MDT up reply actions
You’re only disappoint cuz you came up with the name. ;-)
In Rick Pracey we trust
by Cheryl Bradley on Jun 9, 2011 12:11 PM MDT up reply actions
Joe and I will offer you complete legal services for free for the rest of your life
Now wait one second here. Considering the not-too-terrible-but-still-pretty-substantial debt I’ve piled up over the past three years, I will be unable to provide pro bono services for at least the next decade or two. But I can probably offer a reduced rate of $800/hour. I think that’s very generous.
Mile High Hockey: A lot more fun to watch than the Avalanche.
(hands out popcorn)
Lawyer fight!
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
by Bob in Boulder on Jun 9, 2011 2:15 PM MDT up reply actions
OOH OOH OOH!
File and interrogatory!!
2010-2011 Colorado Avalanche: Hugging the cap floor and waiting on their revenue share, because hey, billionaires need welfare too!
I reject this in its entirety. I never said we had to offer good legal services, just services. Unless Beachie become a legislator or CEO, I have no really helpful experience.
But you are telling me that if Beachie brings JML home and get’s proof, you wouldn’t abide by the deal I made as your proxy?
A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.
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