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Checking Out Semyon Varlamov

Semyon Varlamov is only 23 years old. He's barely made his mark in the hockey world. Yet, he's already been the center of some highly publicized controversies. From allegedly threatening to bolt to the KHL if he didn't get the starting job in Washington DC (he was actually just considering his options as he felt he needed a change) to saying American women are fat (he actually said "heavy set" and, as 30% of the country is obese, well....he's right), the young goaltender has gotten some press that hasn't shed the best light on him. It's a shame because the product he delivers on the ice is nothing short of inspiring, and that's what really should be in the headlines.

Varlamov was born on April 27, 1988, in what was - at the time - the USSR (Kubyshev, Russia). At 8, he picked up a skater's stick and decided it wasn't enough for him: too small, too fragile. Thus, he swapped it out for a goaltender's and, even before he could skate, he started down the path of a netminder. In his early teens, he moved with his family to Yaroslavl and quickly became the favored goalie on his young team. He showed impressive talent early on and, by 2004, was a hot enough commodity that Lokomotiv Yaroslavl's Junior farm club, Lokomotiv-2, brought him on to back up Ivan Kaustin. In 8 games, he posted one shut out and a 2.43 GAA.

 

Star-divide

In 2005, Varlamov was a member of the Russian IIHF World Championship U-18 team as a back up to teammate Kasutin. Varlamov played in 6 games. He also made a 4-game appearance at the World Junior Championships that year. In the summer of 2005, Kasutin was loaned to Dizel Penza, allowing Varlamov to secure the starting job for Lokomotiv's second team for the 2005-2006 season. He handled the pressure well, managing 8 shut outs in 33 games (2.02 GAA).

He also represented Russia in 2006 at the WJC U-18 as a starter (2.82 GAA, .921 save percentage) and the WJC U-20 as a back up. Despite a strong showing by the netminder, the U-18 crew finished in 5th place. At the U-20, he played in one game, stopping 19 of 20 shots in a 3-1 win over Latvia. The Russians took home the silver.

In the summer of 2006, the Washington Capitals drafted Varlamov in the 1st round (23rd overall). He attended training camp in the fall but returned to Russia to split goaltending duties for Lokomotiv with veteran Igor Podomatsky for the 2006-2007 season. The club ended with the 7th best record of the league, and the 18-year-old Varlamov gave 3 shut out performances, with a 2.17 GAA, in 33 games. His level of play helped push his team to the playoffs where they swept Dynamo Moscow in the first round. However, the team lost to 2nd place Avangard Omsk in the quarterfinals. Varlamov's GAA was 2.94 for the 6 games he played.

On July 11, 2007, he signed a 3-year, entry-level contract with the Capitals. He attended training camp for the 2007-2008 season but was subsequently loaned to Yaroslavl to become their starter. He posted a 2.45 GAA and .909 save percentage in 44 games. The team ended in 5th place. In the playoffs, the Russian team surprised everyone with a strong run into the finals. Despite a dominating performance by the netminder with a 1.62 GAA and 5 shutouts in the 16 games, Lokomotiv was not able to take home championship.

At the 2007 WJC U-20, the Russian really made his mark on the international hockey scene. In their quest that brought home the silver, Varlamov was the 2nd best goalie in the tournament behind Carey Price. He allowed only 9 goals on 136 shots for a 1.51 GAA. He won 5 of 6 contests, two of which were shut outs. He wasn't able to attend the 2008 WJC U-20 tournament due to injury.

Varlamov finally made his North American debut with the Hershey Bears for the 2008-2009 season. He played 27 games for Washington's AHL affiliate, going 19-7-1 with a 2.40 GAA and .920 save percentage. He was called up in February to back up Jose Theodore after Brent Johnson went down with a hip injury. The rookie played 6 games, pulling out 4 wins. One of those wins came on his first ever NHL game against the Montreal Canadiens. He made 32 saves and was named the first star of the game.

On April 18, 2009, Varlamov appeared in his first playoff game for the NHL. He replaced Theodore in game 1 against the New York Rangers after the starter gave up 4 goals early in the game. The Capitals lost  the game. However, in game 3, Varlamov became the 4th goalie in league history to post a playoff shut out prior to his 21st birthday. He got his second shut out in game 5.

The rookie continued his winning streak in games 6 and 7, propelling the Capitals to the second round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs for the first time since 1998. Things didn't go well for them, however, as they lost in 7 games to the eventual champions, the Pittsburgh Penguins. Varlamov was pulled in game 7 after 4 early goals, an example of his tendency to give up goals in bunches.

Theodore was the established starter for Washington when the 2009-2010 season started. Nonetheless, the young goaltender challenged for the honor with a hot start. Unfortunately, an untimely groin injury forced him out of the game for nearly two months and back to Hershey for rehab. He was recalled on March 1, 2010 as a back up.

Despite the difficult year, Varlamov started most games in the Caps' playoff run that spring. His 2.41 GAA and .908 save percentage were not enough, though, to get them past the first round, losing to Montreal in 6 games.

It seemed Varlamov would get his chance at being number one when Theodore was not re-signed in the summer of 2010. However, another injury forced time away from the ice, giving back up netminder Michal Neuvirth the job. Neuvirth continued to play well enough to keep it. The Russian played in only 27 games in the 2010-2011 season, and despite a stellar .924 save percentage, he did not see any action in the Caps' playoff run.

On July 1, 2011, Semyon Varmalov was traded to the Colorado Avalanche - in what has been described as a lopsided deal - for a 2012 first round draft pick and a conditional 2012 or 2013 second round pick. What people seem to forget, however, is that the 6'2" 209 lb Russian has proven that he has exceptional skills in net. He's described as having a unique hybrid style which allows him to utilize his impressive speed and stellar reaction time to not only make seemingly impossible saves but also regain positioning quickly. He has composure beyond his years and a quick glove hand. Although he doesn't play the puck much, it's not unusual to see him poke check a cross-crease pass out of harm's way. He's positionally sound and has a strong desire to be the best goaltender on the ice. With a fresh start, a healthy body, and a solid mentor in Jean-Sebastien Giguere, there's no reason he can't be.

References:
http://avalanche.nhl.com/club/player.htm?id=8473575
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semyon_Varlamov
http://www.hockeysfuture.com/prospects/semen_varlamov
http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Why-Semyon-Varlamov-chose-KHL-over-Washington-Ca?urn=nhl-wp8271
http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/news/story?id=5655718
http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/06/30/report-semyon-varlamov-signs-with-khls-ska/
http://www.capssnaps.com/2010/11/semyon-varlamov-shows-off-his-brand-new-mask-discusses-rehab-stint-in-hershey/

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I still like this trade.

Nice article Cheryl.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Jul 7, 2011 4:29 PM MDT reply actions  

Make up your mind!

by pra4snow on Jul 8, 2011 7:39 AM MDT up reply actions  

Damn, that lottery pick.

Because....fuck the Red Wings!

by StiflersMom on Jul 7, 2011 4:32 PM MDT reply actions  

Don’t worry, it’s not going to be a lottery pick.

by mcarson01 on Jul 7, 2011 5:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

But that’s what the experts told me.

Because....fuck the Red Wings!

by StiflersMom on Jul 7, 2011 5:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

But they haven’t seen the video yet…..

Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.

Thanks for everything Foppa!
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by Americanario on Jul 7, 2011 6:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

That’s what I love about hockey, experts suck at predicting team outcomes.

by mcarson01 on Jul 7, 2011 7:29 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

I also like

“Yarlamov” as a nickname.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Jul 7, 2011 4:32 PM MDT reply actions  

Dude, it took me forever to do this because the info is SOOOOO sketchy and SOOOOOO contradictory. Editing went by the way side. Fixed.

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by Cheryl Bradley on Jul 7, 2011 4:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

Screw editing. I like this US/USSR espionage shit going on.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Jul 7, 2011 4:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

Proof.

Just a Colorado girl in Montana who <3s the Avs.

by andidee15 on Jul 7, 2011 7:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

Thats what I said!

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

Mile High Hockey : Where B- is different than C+

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 7, 2011 4:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

Despite the difficult year, Varlamov started most games in the Caps’ playoff run that spring. His 2.41 GAA and .908 save percentage were not enough, though, to get them past the first round, losing to Montreal in 6 games.

Offense drying up didn’t help him any either, just sayin.

Landeskog + Siemens :D

by SteveHouse on Jul 7, 2011 4:37 PM MDT reply actions  

What do you mean? I thought scoring 14 goals in 12 games is good. He’s a hack goalie if he can’t perform at under a 1.00 GAA. Thank god Washington ditched him before he sunk their team.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Jul 7, 2011 4:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t it 12 goals in 14 games?

by amit916 on Jul 7, 2011 4:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

That’s even more amazing. God, sometimes when I think about this trade, I see it as a total steal on the Avs part. I would trade a Shattenkirk and a 2nd rounder for Varlamov any day. If the Avs do well next year, no pundit or expert will give Sherman his due.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Jul 7, 2011 5:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

If they won the cup

no one would give Sherman credit, one must feel somewhat bad for him. Atleast he’s no Mike Milbury.

by ProfessorOak on Jul 7, 2011 5:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yup, CBC writes:

In those 14 defeats with Varlamov in the crease, the Capitals scored 12 goals.

That’s .857 Goals per game for those who want to know…

Varlamov would need 8 shutouts, and then allow 1 goal in the next 6 games for a chance to win 2-1…that’s 8 SHUTOUTS!

by amit916 on Jul 7, 2011 6:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nice!

Thanks for another great article!

*sigh*
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by gl avfan on Jul 7, 2011 4:41 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

you’re welcome. i did this one today thinking it’d be easier since he has fewer years on him than giggy. lololol. not. good think there’s a torrential downpour outside to make me feel better! =)

[Insert witty line here]

by Cheryl Bradley on Jul 7, 2011 4:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

my god.

  • thing

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by Cheryl Bradley on Jul 7, 2011 4:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

ooooh

bullets! learn something new every day.

*thing

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by Cheryl Bradley on Jul 7, 2011 4:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

How’d you do the bullets!?

It's all about the A-

by Sandie Gauthier on Jul 7, 2011 5:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

asterisk space word

  • Hi Girl!

[Insert witty line here]

by Cheryl Bradley on Jul 7, 2011 5:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

  • Stop this.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Jul 7, 2011 5:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

  • NEVA Mwhahahahaha

It's all about the A-

by Sandie Gauthier on Jul 7, 2011 5:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

What in the world…

by amit916 on Jul 7, 2011 6:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

whatintheworld

Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.

Thanks for everything Foppa!
Footer: We'll miss seeing you clear the riff raff off your lawn.

by Americanario on Jul 7, 2011 6:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

where in the world is Carmen Sandiego

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? ~Jacques Plante

by Randy Time on Jul 7, 2011 6:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well she’ll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia, then she’ll stick em up down under and go pick-pocket Perth,

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Jul 7, 2011 7:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

  • Hi Sweets! Thanks :)

It's all about the A-

by Sandie Gauthier on Jul 7, 2011 5:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

I watched a few of his games and here’s a few things I’ll have to note:

He’s ridiculously quick…to the point where I get where he gets injured and why he gets called happy feet. But for a guy that size, with that sharp of a focus and quickness…boy oh boy, he has the tools to become damn good!

He also tracks the puck well…

He’s not just a big positional goalie…he’s very flexible. He’s done the splits a few times while making saves.

Also, he has nice looking pads.

by amit916 on Jul 7, 2011 4:59 PM MDT reply actions  

The Goalie Guild writes that the main issue is that moving so explosively puts a lot of stress on the groin muscles, and that’s why Varlamov gets injures so frequently.

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by red army line on Jul 14, 2011 5:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the article Cheryl. I liked this sentence:

…Lokomotiv was not able to take home championship.

When I read it in a Russian accent it comes across perfect.

Well Languished.
Semyon says: "Let's win the Cup!"

by niwotsblessing on Jul 7, 2011 5:05 PM MDT reply actions  

It Communist Russia, Championship wins you.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Jul 7, 2011 5:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

I’m leaving that one. Edits have no place in awesome accidents.

[Insert witty line here]

by Cheryl Bradley on Jul 7, 2011 5:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

I read this and the Locomotion song comes to mind, I don’t know why.

It's all about the A-

by Sandie Gauthier on Jul 7, 2011 5:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Locomotive Breath.

Well Languished.
Semyon says: "Let's win the Cup!"

by niwotsblessing on Jul 7, 2011 6:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Is there a good youtube video of his play?

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Jul 7, 2011 5:08 PM MDT reply actions  

First one I found:

Haven’t watched it all yet.

[Insert witty line here]

by Cheryl Bradley on Jul 7, 2011 5:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

I love how excited he gets. Total youthful exuberance. Will be great with the young team.

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by Cheryl Bradley on Jul 7, 2011 5:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wow. He tracks the puck as well as any goalie in the NHL.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Jul 7, 2011 5:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, thanks. Like I said, info was sketchy and very contradictory, even the NHL stuff.

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by Cheryl Bradley on Jul 7, 2011 6:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Here’s an interesting interview on how he started out playing hockey.

by vtcapsfan99 on Jul 7, 2011 7:04 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

You are awesome. Thanks for all the help here. Keep it up and DDC might give you a staff position.

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? ~Jacques Plante

by Randy Time on Jul 7, 2011 6:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well that depends on cup cakes I think.

by amit916 on Jul 7, 2011 6:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

Tacos, actually.

Well Languished.
Semyon says: "Let's win the Cup!"

by niwotsblessing on Jul 7, 2011 6:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

This is like my dream to help convert many more people to becoming Varly fans. Sharing what I know about him is fun, I’m enjoying it. This past season it was harder to be a Varly fan since a lot of Caps fans were hating on him for the injuries and they thought Neuvy made him extraneous. I was so happy when he got the Winter Classic start and sad when he didn’t get to play at all in the playoffs.

I’m going to get Center Ice next season so I can keep up with Varly and I think will end up being converted to being an Avs fan as well (especially if the NFL is still locked out). I’ve been to Colorado but I don’t know much about the Avs, I know the Eastern Conference teams much better. I went to Colorado Springs on vacation in March and really enjoyed it. I haven’t seen Denver though since the airport is so far away from everything. I lived in Utah in college and I had many a layover in the Denver airport so I’ve always wanted to see the city. Eventually I will get there, especially if Varly sticks around for a long time.

by vtcapsfan99 on Jul 7, 2011 6:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, I think if you convert to being an Avs fan, you’ll get to see a different style of game in the West. Unfortunately you’ll be watching games against Minnesota and Edmonton. Games against the Wings are always fun and full of spite (at least from the fans still). If you’re ever able you should get in on a game day thread, they’re a ton of fun.

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? ~Jacques Plante

by Randy Time on Jul 7, 2011 7:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

Thank, I’ll try to join a GDT thread sometime. I guess it depends if I get center ice on TV or on my computer. As a Caps fans I’m indifferent about the Wings but I always enjoy a good rivalry game. I’m actually from Minnesota but I’m not really a Wild fan, I was gone in college when they got the Wild so it was hard to care about them when I never lived there again. The Caps changed their style some last season so I got used to lower scoring games and some defense. Run and gun is very fun to watch as a fan, but the playoff success against trap teams is another story (or maybe that is just Boudreau being a bad playoff coach).

by vtcapsfan99 on Jul 7, 2011 7:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

It’ll be interesting to see coach Sacco’s game plan next season. See how he handles things with a bigger defense and hopefully a reliable goalie.

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? ~Jacques Plante

by Randy Time on Jul 7, 2011 7:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think we’ll see Sacco implement some systems this year, now that there’s no reason to lose.

by mcarson01 on Jul 7, 2011 9:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

Honestly our GDT’s are insane, we keep everyone up to date with what’s going on in the game, mainly Americanario. He always does an amazing job with the play by play of the on goings of the game.

It's all about the A-

by Sandie Gauthier on Jul 7, 2011 7:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

You do a good job too, unless your writing the main page story, or talking about aprons and high heels.

Well Languished.
Semyon says: "Let's win the Cup!"

by niwotsblessing on Jul 7, 2011 7:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

I rarely bring up the heels and apron. It’s usually brought up by someone else. LOL

And it’s much harder to be part of the GDT’s when I write the recaps, so unfortunately those nights I’m not as active.

It's all about the A-

by Sandie Gauthier on Jul 7, 2011 7:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

And it’s much harder

And how would you know?!

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? ~Jacques Plante

by Randy Time on Jul 7, 2011 7:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hands on experience.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Jul 7, 2011 7:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

And nice cupcakes.

Well Languished.
Semyon says: "Let's win the Cup!"

by niwotsblessing on Jul 7, 2011 7:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Women’s intuition?

It's all about the A-

by Sandie Gauthier on Jul 7, 2011 7:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

Operative letters are “in”.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Jul 7, 2011 8:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

I rarely bring up the heels and apron. It’s usually brought up by someone else. LOL

It’s true. The heels and apron usually bring up the rest of us.

by Andy_ on Jul 8, 2011 8:51 AM MDT up reply actions  

Speaking of which; I found a picture of Sandie representing the ban hammer, though, I thought you had red heels?
Probably NSFW!
Sandie’s Ban Hammer

Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.

Thanks for everything Foppa!
Footer: We'll miss seeing you clear the riff raff off your lawn.

by Americanario on Jul 8, 2011 12:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sandie you look good in blue, too.

Well Languished.
Semyon says: "Let's win the Cup!"

by niwotsblessing on Jul 8, 2011 1:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

LOL

Nicely done.

It's all about the A-

by Sandie Gauthier on Jul 8, 2011 2:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

we keep everyone up to date with what’s going on in the game, mainly Americanario. He always does an amazing job with the play by play of the on goings of the game.

Hey someone has to do something besides talking about mini-golf, beer, video games and what ever else. ;-P

Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.

Thanks for everything Foppa!
Footer: We'll miss seeing you clear the riff raff off your lawn.

by Americanario on Jul 7, 2011 11:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

As a Caps fans I’m indifferent about the Wings but I always enjoy a good rivalry game

Unfortunately they aren’t really rivalry games on the ice anymore, but the fan bases still hate each other.

Fuck the Red Wings

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Jul 7, 2011 8:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

INDEED!

Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.

Thanks for everything Foppa!
Footer: We'll miss seeing you clear the riff raff off your lawn.

by Americanario on Jul 7, 2011 11:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? ~Jacques Plante

by Randy Time on Jul 7, 2011 11:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

Didn't need to convert me

I’m thrilled to have tha dood

Landeskog + Siemens :D

by SteveHouse on Jul 7, 2011 7:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

STEEV Y U SO POZITIV?

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Jul 7, 2011 7:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

I still like this trade.

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? ~Jacques Plante

by Randy Time on Jul 7, 2011 7:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

Stop stealing my line.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Jul 7, 2011 7:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

This trade is like eating vegetables. Gross at first, but good for us in the long run. Yeahhh buddy.

Sports don't build character, they reveal it

by Cotts on Jul 7, 2011 7:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

You didn’t trademark it.

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? ~Jacques Plante

by Randy Time on Jul 7, 2011 7:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

I still like this trade™

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Jul 7, 2011 7:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Damn.

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? ~Jacques Plante

by Randy Time on Jul 7, 2011 7:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

/winthread

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Jul 7, 2011 8:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Randy Time™

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Jul 7, 2011 8:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh snap!

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? ~Jacques Plante

by Randy Time on Jul 7, 2011 8:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

I hope you paid the whore-seer his royalties.

Landeskog + Siemens :D

by SteveHouse on Jul 7, 2011 9:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

Eff no.

I’m a pirate.

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? ~Jacques Plante

by Randy Time on Jul 7, 2011 9:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

If you ever come out, let us know. I’m sure somebody around here would buy you a beer.

by Andy_ on Jul 8, 2011 8:48 AM MDT up reply actions  

You are officially my favorite Caps fan as well. Thanks again for your insight!

Just a Colorado girl in Montana who <3s the Avs.

by andidee15 on Jul 7, 2011 7:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

I just spammed the daily cupcake thread with a ton of Varly pics. Enjoy.

by vtcapsfan99 on Jul 7, 2011 8:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

oh boy!

Sports don't build character, they reveal it

by Cotts on Jul 7, 2011 8:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

So my Cupcakes are filled with Varly?! LOL

It's all about the A-

by Sandie Gauthier on Jul 7, 2011 8:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

Every cupcake needs its icing.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Jul 7, 2011 8:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Cream filling.

Well Languished.
Semyon says: "Let's win the Cup!"

by niwotsblessing on Jul 7, 2011 8:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

=X

It's all about the A-

by Sandie Gauthier on Jul 7, 2011 9:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Fat sticks, not fat chicks!

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Jul 7, 2011 6:52 PM MDT reply actions  

San Jose signs Guite.

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? ~Jacques Plante

by Randy Time on Jul 7, 2011 7:00 PM MDT reply actions  

I know!

Glad for him, sad for me.

It's all about the A-

by Sandie Gauthier on Jul 7, 2011 7:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don’t know terms, I hope it’s at the NHL level and not the AHL.

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? ~Jacques Plante

by Randy Time on Jul 7, 2011 7:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

That sucks. He wasn’t the greatest player but I always liked him. It’s gonna suck to watch his hat trick against the Avs.

by Andy_ on Jul 8, 2011 8:54 AM MDT up reply actions  

30% of the country is NOT obese.

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by BraxtanFILM on Jul 7, 2011 7:02 PM MDT reply actions  

So, 70 percent is.

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? ~Jacques Plante

by Randy Time on Jul 7, 2011 7:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Because 70 is greater than 30…

Would rather watch paint dry than watch a Minnesota Wild game.
P.S. Detroit still sucks! TO THE NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL WITH THE RED WINGS!
"Dude, switch seats with me? Jonathan Toews hasn't blinked in about 20 minutes, and I'm starting to fear for my life. - Corey Perry" (Down Goes Brown)

by Chris Damasceno on Jul 7, 2011 7:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh you bastards know what I meant. Just watch this movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1333994/

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by BraxtanFILM on Jul 7, 2011 7:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

You and your movie propaganda.

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? ~Jacques Plante

by Randy Time on Jul 7, 2011 7:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

Um, sorry, but yeah they are. Per US Dept of Health

Q: How many adults age 20 and older are obese (BMI > 30)?
A: Over one-third of U.S. adults are obese.4
All adults: 33.8 percent
Women: 35.5 percent
Men: 32.2 percent

[Insert witty line here]

by Cheryl Bradley on Jul 7, 2011 7:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes, and we should all listen to statistics made up by the US Dept of health…the same department that has been pushing huge servings of grain down our throats (certainly not because it’s a heavily subsidized industry). The same dept that has changed their nutritional guidelines at least 3 times in my short lifetime. I highly recommend you watch the movie I linked above. Everyone could use a solid education on the “obesity epidemic”.

Fun activity for the weekend. If you really believe 30% of the country is OBESE, go outside. See how many obese people you can find. And I don’t mean slightly overweight or out of shape (most people are guilty of that), but actually obese.

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by BraxtanFILM on Jul 8, 2011 10:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Not that weight and health isnt an issue in this country, but I technically have a BMI right now of about 36. I’m definitely not the skinniest guy in the room, but im heavyset in my hips and shoulders so BMI doesn’t really apply to me. I am sure that I am not the only one thats ‘obese.’

Thanks, Joe... Thanks, Peter.... Thanks, Adam....

by mfured20 on Jul 9, 2011 12:08 AM MDT up reply actions  

Oh but they are obese. It’s the definition of obese that changes.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck" -Obi Wan Kenobi

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink
to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by TheRed on Jul 9, 2011 2:25 AM MDT up reply actions  

1. I’ve seen the movie.
2. That was the fastest link I found. I’ve seen statistics that reflect the idea that people in this country are more than just slightly overweight or out of shape in numerous places. I used to teach health.
3. I have lived in So Cal, No Cal and Colorado in the US, all areas that have a high focus on health. And I can say without hesitation that for every 10 people I see walking around, 3-4 are OBESE. Obese isn’t as huge as you or others may think. In comparison, I also lived in England. There are far fewer people there that I would classify as obese and most of those would be older citizens.
4. I was a high school teacher for 15 years. At that age, metabolism is higher and it’s easier to stay no more than slightly overweight. However, at least 1 in 5 of the students were beyond “slightly overweight.”

Even if I disregarded the statistics entirely, I can look – as you suggest – around and see that there are far too many people in this country as compared to others (I’ve spent significant time in Greece, Costa Rica, multiple European countries, the Dominican Republic, etc.)who have significantly higher average weights and do hit that obese mark far too frequently.

[Insert witty line here]

by Cheryl Bradley on Jul 9, 2011 10:40 AM MDT up reply actions  

Honestly, in the parts of the country I frequent (OK, MS, AL, TX) there are a ton of fatties. I mean OBESE and MORBIDLY OBESE. I’d put the number at 40-50%. The truly disturbing ones are the kids. I know of lots of kids that are obese and they haven’t seen the far side of 14 years yet. They’re fat, lazy, and totally oblivious to the health concerns associated with obesity.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Jul 9, 2011 7:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

I live in the DC area and see plenty of overweight people, but it is not 40-50%. But then I went up to Hershey, where Varly had just lived when he made those comments, and I was shocked. It seemed like there was twice as many overweight people compared to DC. I think PA has a higher percentage of obese people.

by vtcapsfan99 on Jul 10, 2011 11:21 AM MDT up reply actions  

Maybe it’s the fact that he was in Hershey and got a more warped view than normal since Hershey is famous for a certain product.

(Don’t really know what the statistics are on how fat people are in Pittsburgh, Philly, vis-a-vis Hershey.)

It does seem like there are more fat kids in this day and age than when I was younger.

Rocking the Red for teams on the banks of the Potomac and at the Gateway Arch and Singing the Blues about Hockey.

by CapsFan75 on Jul 10, 2011 8:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

I wish we would get a forward, but it doesn’t seem like many are left…..

by Tyler Connell on Jul 7, 2011 7:12 PM MDT reply actions  

Kobasew doesn’t do it for ya huh?

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? ~Jacques Plante

by Randy Time on Jul 7, 2011 7:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

I prefer rabbit stew personally; it’s more filling.

A man who stole my whisky used the defense that no one could resist a bottle of Scotch. I had no choice but to testify on his behalf.

by c6hor8 on Jul 7, 2011 7:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

I prefer rabbit stew personally; it’s more filling.

So, you’re saying you want them to sign Hosenfefer?

by Andy_ on Jul 8, 2011 9:12 AM MDT up reply actions  

I read that as

Kobasew doesn’t do it for ya, eh?

I’ve been watching too much hockey and listening to too many Canadians (and people making fun of Canadians) lately. Oh well.

Just a Colorado girl in Montana who <3s the Avs.

by andidee15 on Jul 7, 2011 7:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

We be Amurrricans here. None of this frilly eh crap.

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? ~Jacques Plante

by Randy Time on Jul 7, 2011 7:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh how I love the Don Cherry Parody twitter.

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? ~Jacques Plante

by Randy Time on Jul 7, 2011 9:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

YKNOW BRIAN BURKE IS LIKE THAT MEAT LOAF GUY, HE WOULD DO ANYTHINK FOR THE LOVE OF STEPHEN SAMKOSE BUT HE WON’T DO THAT

I laughed out loud in public at that one.

Landeskog + Siemens :D

by SteveHouse on Jul 7, 2011 9:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ha!

I need to catch up on those tweets of his.

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? ~Jacques Plante

by Randy Time on Jul 7, 2011 9:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

Fucking love this one:

“IS THAT SECURITY INSIDE OR OUTSIDE OF YOUR ARENA THERE? @Van Canucks brand new job opportunities for you! Promotions, security, and more”

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? ~Jacques Plante

by Randy Time on Jul 7, 2011 9:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Speaking of

GOOD OL ONTARIO BOYS

I saw a blue Chevy small SUV with Ontario plates between Denver and Fort Collins this AM heading
North. It was being driven by a couple in their late 40s to early 50s. It got me thinking. Next week is
the Avs rookie orientation. Could that have been a player’s parents going back after dropping their
18-year-old boy off for his first day on the job? I’m sensitive to this as I will be taking my son to
college this fall, and will be making that long drive home myself.

"It's all about the $"
Lawn defender since... crap, I can't remember.

by Busted Twigg on Jul 8, 2011 12:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

H’mm!

Even if many players, especially in Canada, had already lived away from home to play Junior hockey.

If the fellow had already lived away from home to do junior hockey, would the parents be as inclined to drive them to their first rookie camp?

Sounds like your son is a couple of years younger than my younger daughter.

Rocking the Red for teams on the banks of the Potomac and at the Gateway Arch and Singing the Blues about Hockey.

by CapsFan75 on Jul 10, 2011 8:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

not enough miettenen

LANDESKOG!!!!!
How Swede it is

by Cole D Hamilton on Jul 7, 2011 8:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

He seems like a good option, if for no other reason than to add some depth. I have zero confidence Mueller can/will make it through the year.

Do it, Sherman!

No soup for you!

by creamy on Jul 8, 2011 12:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

I thought someone said he’d signed with a KHL club.

"It's all about the $"
Lawn defender since... crap, I can't remember.

by Busted Twigg on Jul 8, 2011 12:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

i saw the same thing.

by thedoctor on Jul 8, 2011 2:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

As did I.

If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!

by Mike @ MHH on Jul 8, 2011 2:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

If the Mild beat writer is to be trusted (don’t know if he is), this appears to be true.

2010-2011 Colorado Avalanche: Hugging the cap floor and waiting on their revenue share, because hey, billionaires need welfare too!

by Hopfenkopf on Jul 8, 2011 5:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

Russo is fantastic.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

Mile High Hockey : Where B- is different than C+

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 9, 2011 2:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

But can we trust his research and writing skills?

by Paul X on Jul 10, 2011 12:57 AM MDT up reply actions  

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