I hate no man... except for Alexander Ovechkin, Alexander Semin, Mike Green, Jaromir Jagr, Joe...

I hate no man... except for Alexander Ovechkin, Alexander Semin, Mike Green, Jaromir Jagr, Joe Thornton, Patrick Marleau, Roberto Luongo, Henrik Sedin, Daniel Sedin, any yet to be discovered Sedins, Alex Burrows, Mike Ribeiro, Trevor Gillies, Daniel Alfredsson, Jason Spezza, Scott Hartnell, and anyone who wears, has worn, or will wear a Detroit Red Wings jersey.

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I don’t know who this is…but I think I shall call him, friend.

Paul Stastny did, what Paul Stastny does. Score big goals.

by amit916 on Aug 22, 2011 3:03 PM MDT reply actions

and this

The Injury You Couldn’t Stop Staring At (Non-Skate Lacerations Only)

Again, we’re all one. I couldn’t possibly take pleasure in another person’s pain. But, yeah, Kris Draper(notes). Definitely Kris Draper.

What a righteous dude.

We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.

by Bob in Boulder on Aug 22, 2011 3:09 PM MDT reply actions

I have to agree with him about the Sedins and any unknown Sedins and their spawn. They are creepy times 1000 to me. My Swedish friend likes to trick me and make me think she is sending me links to Nicky Backstrom stuff and really it’s the devil twins. She just told me one of them has 2 kids and the other one has 3 kids, and they have an older brother (who fortunately no longer plays hockey). I know they are nice guys who do a lot for charity but they are still just too creepy to me. I guess their race horse just won 54,000 kr and they donated it to starving kids in Africa. But they are so creepy!

by vtcapsfan99 on Aug 22, 2011 3:20 PM MDT reply actions

So you’ve been Henrik-Rolled?

Low-cut blouses are looked down upon in this establishment.

by wtnelson on Aug 22, 2011 3:40 PM MDT up reply actions

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Henrik and Daniel Rolled, not just one of them! Although when she sent me the links to the Icebreakers charity team that Foppa organized recently, apparently only one Sedin played because the other had an injury (don’t ever ask me to recall which is which). There was a pic with just one of them (I pasted it below) and it was creepy to only see one. She also just sent me a link to a tumblr of their creepy spawn Sedin children, I need to check that out (why does work block all the fun sites?).