I woke up today at 7 this morning, and ran to my computer and pulled up MHH.  Then something donned on me, this is not normal.  I got up for no reason just to look up new articles.  I think I have a problem.  So, here is a check list you can go through to see if you have a problem.

10) If you use monikers such as Thing 1, Thing 2, SOS, Snatch, Roadrunner, Johnny Hotpocket or any other names to describe our Avs.

9) If you remember the last time Jibblescripts actually Jibbled.

8) If understand this formula-- Avs Goal= Guinea  Pig= Sandie Tourment.

7) If you had to explain to your spouse that Sandie's Cupcakes is not a porn site.

6) You look forward to Andi's great Photo shop ability.  (its been a while!)

5) If you felt bad for Beachie when Liles got traded. 

4) If your third favorite French speaking Canadian is Sandie (sorry babe, I love Lappy and Roy is a legend in his own time)

3) If you know what Avalanche Hockey and a Arbies sandwich has in common.

2) If you developed a hatred for wild fans.

1) the funniest thing in your life last year all came from DetAvs.  "Hinsik with 50 points for St. Louis" or getting bounced out of MHH the way he did, either one was funny as hell.