Old Norse prayer:

Lo, There do I see my Father 
Lo, There do I see my Mother and
My Brothers and my Sisters 
Lo, There do I see the line of my people back to the begining 
Lo, They do call to me 
They bid me take my place among them in the halls of Valhalla 
Where thine enemies have been vanquished 
Where the brave shall live Forever 
Nor shall we mourn but rejoice for those that have died the glorious death. 

Dated between 4 B.C. and 3 A.D.

This season's prayer:

GOALo, There do I see my Foppa
GOALo, There do I see my Super Joe and
My Foote and my St. Patrick 
Lo, There do I see the line of my people back to the begining to fill Pepsi Center
Lo, They do call to me and we remind each other Detroit still sucks 
They bid me take my place among them in the halls of Valhalla 
Where thine Deadthings have been vanquished 
Where the brave shall live Forever 
Nor shall we mourn but rejoice for those that have died the glorious death  hoisted Lord Stanley's Cup

Dated between 4 Beer Chasers and 3 Alcoholic Drinks.