The Avs' Avengers
Even though content usually doesn't run on Sunday, I figured I'd share this with you all anyway since I promised I would.
Alright, I'll admit it - I'm a nerd. Even though I wasn't big into comic books growing up, superhero movies are always some of my favorites. So, after Ryan O'Reilly's positively dominant night on Friday and his new "you won't like him when he's angry" status, I decided to weigh in on our ongoing Avalanche Superhero debate with a photoshop of my own. Since the Avengers are the hot topic right now in the movie world, I decided to compare them to just our Top Six and I was actually surprised how well the comparison worked. More details after the jump....
Matt Duchene/Iron Man: Well, first of all, Iron Man gets around via rockets on his feet. Sound familiar? Matt's speed alone makes him a natural fit. He's creative as well, able to think on his feet and come up with unorthodox ways to get the goal. He's also the flashiest of the bunch and always puts on quite a show. However, because of his pure talent he often tries to do everything by himself, but when he works with people he trusts, he's near unstoppable and creates downright havoc for the other team. Luckily Matt is a bit more humble and seemingly leads a quieter life off the ice than Tony Stark, but during combat, they find a way to bring both the razzle-dazzle and results they're known for.
Paul Stastny/Captain America: If there's one thing that Stastny and Captain America definitely share, it's their dedication to the concept of team play. They don't necessarily want to be the "hero" of the group; they're just interested in helping their team win in any way they can. Stastny's playmaking ability is a perfect example of this - he's more likely to make an amazing pass than tap home the goal himself. Both of them are also natural leaders who aren't afraid to speak up if needed, but are much more comfortable just leading by example. Add in the fact that Paul's a bit "old-timey" (he switched from a wooden stick only a couple seasons ago) and seems to have been frozen in ice for most of the past calendar year, and he's a great fit. He's also American (well, mostly), so it works out perfectly.
Milan Hejduk/Nick Fury: Even though Hejduk seems to be less of a presence on the ice this year than he has in the past, we all know who's in charge off of it. In this way, the Duke's a lot like Nick Fury - the grizzled vet keeping all of the young guys in line. Both are excellent marksmen, and both have had careers that are much longer than most. Hejduk seems to be more of a quiet leader than Fury is, but the Avs play while he's been Captain has definitely turned around. This may be Milan's last year before he passes the torch to one of the younger players, but his influence is going to have a lasting effect on this team even when he's gone. And since he was an Avalanche Captain, it's fairly safe to bet that the organization is going to try to keep him around even once he decides to hang up the skates, serving as an adviser to the team for years to come.
Gabriel Landeskog/Thor: This is a no-brainer since we started calling Landeskog "Thor" before he was even drafted. However, he's lived up to the name with his play. He is a physical force to be reckoned with on the ice - when he decides to drive to the net, he's not going to let anything or anyone stand in his way (including those pesky goalies). He also seems to really enjoy hammering anything that comes near him, whether its other players or the puck. Landy's personality fits as well since he has a charisma about him that makes him a natural leader, and even though he looks like he's 19, I'm not convinced that he's not eons old judging by his maturity. Add in the fact that he's of Scandinavian decent and has the body of a Norse God, and he's the natural choice for Thor.
Ryan O`Reilly/Hulk: I never would have come up with this one if not for Friday's game. When Radar joined the team three years ago, he was just a mild-mannered defensive-minded forward that quietly played his heart out every time he touched the ice. He's always so soft spoken and cordial in his interviews as well, just thanking the team and the fans while being extremely hard on himself. But when he's on the ice now? The second he decides to get angry, watch out. He's an offensive beast, stealing the puck and firing it on goal like there's no tomorrow. And when he doesn't score, that intensity spills over - last Friday, he slammed the door to the bench so hard I was worried he'd break it. He's not going to lay people out with big checks, but he's becoming an expert at hitting the opposition where it really hurts: the scoreboard. This sudden change of personality on the ice and it's difference to his character off of it makes him a perfect hit for the Hulk.
Peter Mueller/Hawkeye: Mueller is one heck of a sniper. More often than not, he finds a way to get the puck into the back of the net even when the shot seems impossible. The same goes for Hawkeye - the reason he's on the Avengers is his incredible shooting accuracy. Mueller and Hawkeye also share a somewhat similar history - both were originally enemies of the rest of the Avengers (Mueller was the only one one of our current Top 6 that wasn't drafted by the Nords/Avs), but eventually came around and joined the team. Neither are afraid to overcome adversity either since Hawkeye grew up on the streets and Mueller fought through almost two years of concussion issues to make it back to the lineup. Even though neither of them may be the most well-known players on their teams, but they certainly contribute in a big way to any success the group experiences.
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Thanks :) I think it’s probably the best photoshop I’ve ever done.
Just a Colorado girl in Montana who ♥s the Avs and writes for Mile High Hockey.
(Terrified to say anything)
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Please do. I’m not an expert at super heroes by any means, but I figured I’d give it my best shot.
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Will you make Subasew into Gambit?
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by Cole D Hamilton on Feb 12, 2012 8:24 PM MST up reply actions
YES
This is brilliant, and probably your best photoshop yet. I don’t know much about superheros, but this seems about right. I actually remember posting a comment in the game thread a few nights ago saying something along the lines of “O’Reilly should be the Hulk, not Duchene.” Looks like I wasn’t the only one thinking that
Now, the only thing missing is a barely visible Indy Jones hat faded in the background for when the Doctor decides to show up (Yeah I know, Avengers theme only blah blah blah)
Meow-valanche. Prrr-valanche.
Somebody said AvsHulk hasn’t been around lately because it’s O’Reilly, and he’s been busy
At exactly what point do you start to realize that life without knowledge is death in disguise?
I thought EJ as more Captain America because he shoots the puck hard. He is a human wrecking ball and a big dude. But I cannot complain at all. Andie this is brilliant and I have been waiting for something like this for a while!!! I love nerdy girls.
by avalanchejef on Feb 12, 2012 3:04 PM MST up reply actions
:)
Well, like I said, I just wanted to concentrate on our Top 6 Forwards right now. I’ll have to figure out something else to do with our Defensemen. Justice League maybe?
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Justice League or the X-men :)
"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." - Mewtwo
by ProfessorOak on Feb 12, 2012 3:24 PM MST up reply actions
I could do the X-men except have it be the D-men lol
Bad pun, but whatever. Who should be who?
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For ultimate badassery,
O’Brien could be Wolverine.
Right?
I am boobs.
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by Thor the Clunge Destroyer on Feb 12, 2012 3:48 PM MST up reply actions
Personality Wise I would say SOB is Gambit
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Don't worry be happy right now - Illya Bryzgalov
by Freakoffaleash on Feb 12, 2012 7:04 PM MST up reply actions
I was thinking that too.
"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." - Mewtwo
by ProfessorOak on Feb 12, 2012 7:40 PM MST up reply actions
SOB…The lone wolf…. the thief… maybe…?
The majority of my knowledge is based upon the films and an X-Men Encyclopaedia I received when I was 11.
Hunwick could be Rogue… cause he $%^ up everything he touches… Zing! (?)
I am boobs.
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by Thor the Clunge Destroyer on Feb 12, 2012 7:41 PM MST up reply actions
Oh god……The movies are horrid that is the last thing you want to go by for the Xmen
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Don't worry be happy right now - Illya Bryzgalov
by Freakoffaleash on Feb 12, 2012 11:36 PM MST up reply actions
but i love them so much
"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." - Mewtwo
by ProfessorOak on Feb 12, 2012 11:54 PM MST up reply actions
we aren’t friends anymore
Our Universe is so Humongous Big - Illya Bryzgalov
Don't worry be happy right now - Illya Bryzgalov
by Freakoffaleash on Feb 13, 2012 12:09 AM MST up reply actions
The 1st 2 movies, and then Wolverine were good movies. I realize they did not exactly follow the comics, but they were good movies.
I find this to be acceptable because comics have so many alternate stories and feels that a film adaptation is not necessarily worse or better than a film one. 70s Batman is no less Batman than the Movies. And I can appreciate the 90s era Batman films (1 & returns only mind you) as well as Nolan’s adaptation.
Maybe
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time
by Jibblescribbits on Feb 13, 2012 11:31 AM MST up reply actions
1st one got my hopes up 2nd one let me down and I wish I could burn the 3rd out of my memory.
Wolverine was one was ok but Deadpool was sooo wrongly done.
First Class now that is done superbly in my opinion. If they can build off of first class I will be happy. That and put Gambit in a prominent role!
Our Universe is so Humongous Big - Illya Bryzgalov
Don't worry be happy right now - Illya Bryzgalov
by Freakoffaleash on Feb 13, 2012 5:31 PM MST up reply actions
I almost cried when Professor X got obliterated. The movies just touched me, I can’t explain it. Never read the comics, or anything like that, so I thoroughly enjoyed thm.
"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." - Mewtwo
by ProfessorOak on Feb 13, 2012 10:34 PM MST up reply actions
Wolverine was not a good movie.
By any stretch. It was terrible. terrible. Terrrrrrrrrrrible.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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by A.J. Haefele on Feb 14, 2012 4:06 AM MST up reply actions
If for no other reason than not-Jubilee
Mile High Hockey - Lucy is a b*tch
by MalachiConstant on Feb 14, 2012 8:52 AM MST up reply actions
I don’t know the x-men’s personalities well enough, so I have no idea.
"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." - Mewtwo
by ProfessorOak on Feb 12, 2012 4:08 PM MST up reply actions
I think you have Prof X
Figured out…
A certain coach comes to mind. ;)
The D-Men
Languishing for Landeskog
by zandar on Feb 13, 2012 1:49 AM MST via mobile up reply actions
BRILLIANT
Spot on reasoning. Just one question, is there a wallpaper version of the (excellent) Photoshop effort?
The original image itself should be close enough in size to work on at least wide screen monitors. It might stretch a bit, but it’s high enough resolution that it should still look okay. It’s going to take a bit to make one that works for regular monitors though since I’ll have to rethink the design a bit to make it the right aspect ratio.
Just a Colorado girl in Montana who ♥s the Avs and writes for Mile High Hockey.
It’s a bit pixelated when I stretch it out on my screen…..it works, not stretched.
Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.
Thanks for everything Foppa!
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by Americanario on Feb 12, 2012 5:26 PM MST up reply actions
Hm. I may have to work on that.
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Andi
you rock, nuff said.
"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." - Mewtwo
Just... just....
Amazing!
If I ever need to hire a graphics designer, I’m gonna hunt you down!
Goalie Coach? Goalie Coach!?! We don't need no stinkin' Goalie Coach!
Good Luck.
I’m in Montana. Plenty of places to hide :)
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Needed something to cheer me up after last nights loss. Thanks Andi!
by Jake "aka" Dubin on Feb 12, 2012 2:54 PM MST reply actions
This is officially my laptop's background.
Andi, you go girl!
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by Chris Damasceno on Feb 12, 2012 4:11 PM MST reply actions
I’ve been debating whether or not to tweet it to Dutchy and Landy.
Just a Colorado girl in Montana who ♥s the Avs and writes for Mile High Hockey.
oh please do it, to both, and to mose! TWEET TO ALL THE PEOPLE
"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." - Mewtwo
by ProfessorOak on Feb 12, 2012 5:21 PM MST up reply actions
Done. Sent to Moser, Dutchy and Landy.
I feel like such a nerd.
Just a Colorado girl in Montana who ♥s the Avs and writes for Mile High Hockey.
aren’t we all?
"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." - Mewtwo
by ProfessorOak on Feb 12, 2012 5:35 PM MST up reply actions
Yes, but I don’t typically feel the need to fill my favorite players in on that!
Oh well. Maybe I’ll get a RT. That would just about make my life.
Just a Colorado girl in Montana who ♥s the Avs and writes for Mile High Hockey.
Well they loved the “Young Guns” poster from two season ago….why not this.
Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.
Thanks for everything Foppa!
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by Americanario on Feb 12, 2012 5:42 PM MST up reply actions
That’s true. We’ll see.
Just a Colorado girl in Montana who ♥s the Avs and writes for Mile High Hockey.
dear Andi,
more please!
DDC is deeply embedded throughout this blog. For better or worse, his taint taints us all.
by David Driscoll-Carignan on Feb 12, 2012 5:22 PM MST reply actions
OT
Since the seals have been paying off refs so they don’t get clubbed, think there needs to be a change in animal?
"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." - Mewtwo
Damn Seal Lobbyists.
Should we go back to kittens? Mueller’s back, so he can help save them.
(not one of my ’shops, btw)
Just a Colorado girl in Montana who ♥s the Avs and writes for Mile High Hockey.
by andidee15 on Feb 12, 2012 5:56 PM MST up reply actions 2 recs
ahahahahaha I’ve never seen that before!
"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." - Mewtwo
by ProfessorOak on Feb 12, 2012 5:56 PM MST up reply actions
It came about right after he came over in the Wolski trade and immediately started scoring on the PP.
Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.
Thanks for everything Foppa!
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by Americanario on Feb 12, 2012 5:58 PM MST up reply actions
I came across this a while ago, but it’s a bunch of old photoshops from MHH’s history.
I think I may put one together of my own. Or maybe two – one for the Tank run and one for just cuz. I’ll post them on Valentine’s Day as a day of remembrance.
Just a Colorado girl in Montana who ♥s the Avs and writes for Mile High Hockey.
so great!
"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." - Mewtwo
by ProfessorOak on Feb 12, 2012 6:30 PM MST up reply actions
The Chronicles of Elliott and Sherman’s Tank Revisited has been scheduled to run on the 14th.
Just a Colorado girl in Montana who ♥s the Avs and writes for Mile High Hockey.
And I included Forsberg’s retirement speech from a year ago in it, and now there’s something in my eyes. That’s why they’re watery.
Just a Colorado girl in Montana who ♥s the Avs and writes for Mile High Hockey.
heh
"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." - Mewtwo
by ProfessorOak on Feb 12, 2012 7:51 PM MST up reply actions 1 recs
My god, Malkin is just unreal… he has 3 points, almost had 2 breakaways that gave 2 penalties, and then he got another 2 powerplays just from sheer effort…
Paul Stastny did, what Paul Stastny does. Score big goals.
he really is fucking amazing
"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." - Mewtwo
by ProfessorOak on Feb 12, 2012 7:40 PM MST up reply actions
So awesome. Love Hejduk. Now just make one that is 2560×1440. My Diablo3 wallpaper is getting old…
by Pinchy The Lobster on Feb 12, 2012 7:24 PM MST reply actions
Hejduk does look ready to eat your soul, doesn’t he? I’m glad I found an image that worked so well.
I’ll have to work on the resolution. The images of the players may be a bit pixelated (there’s not much I can do about that), but I can at least make it to where the text and background are clear.
Just a Colorado girl in Montana who ♥s the Avs and writes for Mile High Hockey.
Full Metal Jousting
fucking bad ass tv show.
"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." - Mewtwo
Oh, and here's something I came across while looking for good images for the 'crop
Yeah, I kinda like these guys.

Just a Colorado girl in Montana who ♥s the Avs and writes for Mile High Hockey.
Allz I'm saying is....
I may or may not be at a midnight showing for The Dark Knight Rises if my wife lets me. Just sayin. I may or may not have had Star Wars/Lord of the Rings marathons within the last 10 years. Ok, five years. Ok, last week. Ok, maybe the Death Star just blew up. Like just now. I’m rambling. Awesome post.
Small defencemen? What small defencemen?
You can make Mcleod Woverine, he’s on every squad in the marvel universe. Even Power Pack I think.
Peter McNabb thinks I'm outstanding.
by An Unmitigated Disaster on Feb 12, 2012 10:13 PM MST reply actions
Hulk should probably be Jones since you don’t know if Hulk is going to show up to the game or Bruce Banner.
Peter McNabb thinks I'm outstanding.
by An Unmitigated Disaster on Feb 12, 2012 10:16 PM MST reply actions
A couple of suggestions for a follow up:
antman: van der gulik
quicksilver: TJ
moonknight: mclemment
O’Brien: Luke Cage
Daredevil: Porter (because he’s blind)
Peter McNabb thinks I'm outstanding.
by An Unmitigated Disaster on Feb 12, 2012 10:27 PM MST reply actions
Luke Cage lmfao
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by A.J. Haefele on Feb 13, 2012 6:30 AM MST up reply actions
Andi
how about baby tigers that we club? They are adorable!
"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." - Mewtwo
They are adorable, but I’m not sure we want to be pissing off the Chinese like that (Thank you Bryz for saving us there). I would suggest killing pandas, but the Chinese would probably come after us for that too.
Making sacrifices to the Hockey Gods is important, but I’m not sure having Asians trying to kill our team is a good idea.
Just a Colorado girl in Montana who ♥s the Avs and writes for Mile High Hockey.
Very creative and beautiful, andidee!!!
I resized it to 1680 px x 1050 px with Fotosizer and it makes a perfect wallpaper on my Asus monitor. Thank you very much! :D
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I am not even thinking about making the playoffs
I would just like to see the team I love play passionate hockey...
yeah… i just wanted to ask for a bigger one… :)
Colorado penalty: 2 minutes... a whole bunch of guys...
Every man does.
I am boobs.
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by Thor the Clunge Destroyer on Feb 13, 2012 6:57 AM MST up reply actions
Awesome! Saved and making it my desktop background…my Hinote background was getting a bit old, and this combines my nerd & hockey aspects perfectly. :-D
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"On the ice."
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by StoneCutter013 on Feb 13, 2012 6:45 AM MST via mobile reply actions
I’m surprised nobody has nominated anybody for the Wasp yet.
If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!
Liles is no longer on the team….
Datsyuk may have done it first, but he learned it from Peter Forsberg.
Thanks for everything Foppa!
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by Americanario on Feb 13, 2012 7:37 AM MST up reply actions
zing
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