Northwest Check - "Here We Go Again" Edition
The current weather in Denver seems to be particularly symbolic of how the direction the Avs season seems to be headed in and after last season I'm absolutely terrified of potentially losing all of the next 22 games. So uh...yeah. Let's talk about other teams. Immediately.
Calgary! I love talking about them. Their fans are passionate, their history rich....ish, their GM feisty, and the team is mediocre enough to torture the Calgary Corsiatti Contingent into believing their might be hope on the horizon and they could be more than a perennial 10th place team. The Flames have been consistently mediocre all season and I could honestly get away with copy and pasting this paragraph every week and it would still be accurate.
Edmonton has finally caught fire after two straight months of futility. I imagine their recently-improved health has played a big role in their recent record leap (who knew having your best players play their best would lead to wins!?). Also an outrageous 8 point night from Sam Gagner really helps. Cool goaltending, Chicago. The Oilers are not realistically a playoff threat but can definitely ruin the party for some teams because that offense has the potential to go off on anybody on any given night. I have no interest in playing them ever again.
Minnesota can suck it. I don't wanna talk about it.
I'd go on about how Vancouver and Detroit are going to battle to the end for Western Conference supremacy and Vancouver being a top 10 team in the NHL in essentially every important statistical category and have a top 6 most teams would be envious of but I don't want to be accused of "being on Vancouver's sack" and have my Avs fandom called into question again. That said, the Canucks are terrible and they'll surely fall from their lofty position in the division because I don't like them grrrr!
Team capsules after the jump.
All standings related info taken from NHL.com...
Calgary Flames ( GP 51 23-22-6 52 Pts)
Last Week: 0-1-0 1-3 L vs. DET
Conference Standing: 11th Place
Overall Rankings:
- Goals For: 2.33 (26th)
- Goals Against: 2.69 (13th)
- Power Play %: 17.8 (15th)
- Penalty Kill %: 83.3 (12th)
This Week: A jam-packed week for the Flames to continue deluding their fan base into thinking they're an actual playoff team (they aren't) kicks off with a home game Friday versus Chicago before they hit the road for a crucial 3-game roadie beginning Monday at Anaheim and continuing at San Jose Wednesday and at Phoenix Thursday.
News: The Flames are adopting the Al Davis philosophy of "Just win, baby".
Very happy to see hard-luck Krys Kolanos back in the NHL. Avs fans might remember him as the guy who caused Patrick Roy to have a conniption after scoring on him.
Jay Feaster apparently doesn't believe in crying.
Brendan Morrison was traded to Chicago last week. Nice.
Transactions: Assigned G Leland Irving to Abbotsford; signed F Krys Kolanos and recalled him immediately. Good luck, Krys! I'm rooting for you! Traded D John Negrin to Winnipeg for RW Akim Aliu. Acquired D Brian Connelly for F Brendan Morrison.
Injuries:
- David Moss is on IR with a foot injury.
- Henrik Karlsson is on IR with an MCL injury.
- Derek Smith has a high ankle sprain.
- Curtis Glencross is currently sidelined with a "lower body" injury.
Colorado Avalanche (53 GP 26-25-2 54 Pts)
Last Week: 0-2-0 2-3 L @ EDM, 0-1 L vs. MIN
Conference Standings: 10th place
Overall Rankings:
- Goals For: 2.38 (25th)
- Goals Against: 2.79 (16th)
- Power Play %: 18.8 (9th)
- Penalty Kill %: 81.3 (21st)
This Week: The Avs continue their typical post-ASG slide with two very difficult games on the docket by hosting Vancouver on Saturday (before the Mammoth game yeaaaahhhh boooiiii) and versus Chicago on Tuesday. 4 badly needed points if we're going to continue pretending like we're making the playoffs.
Edmonton Oilers (51 GP 20-26-5 45 Pts)
Last Week: 2-0-0 3-2 W vs. COL, 8-4 W vs. CHI
Conference Standings: 14th place
Overall Rankings:
- Goals For: 2.57 (18th)
- Goals Against: 2.82 (20th)
- Power Play %: 21.4 (3rd)
- Penalty Kill %: 82.6 (15th)
This Week: As the Oilers continue to get healthy, they're going to prove an increasingly difficult 2 points for opposing teams to earn every night. The Oilers spoiler role begins Saturday versus Detroit and carries on Monday at Toronto and Wednesday at Detroit.
News: The U-Test is striking fear into essentially every Oilers player.
Stop me if you've heard this before but the Oilers are likely to be sellers at the deadline.
Much to the chagrin of Avs fans who are convinced Landeskog deserves the Calder, RNH is ready to return to action and get back to scoring points.
It's the Final Countdown (dunna nuu nuuuu) for the Oilers Next Generation.
Transactions: Recalled LW Philippe Cornet.
Injuries:
- Tom Gilbert is day-to-day with a knee injury.
- Ryan Nugent-Hopkins is out 7-10 days with a shoulder injury.
- Theo Peckham is day-to-day with a face injury.
Minnesota Wild (51 GP 25-19-7 57 Pts)
Last Week: 1-1-0: 4-5 L vs. NSH, 1-0 W @ COL
Conference Standing: 8th place
Overall Rankings:
- Goals For: 2.26 (28th)
- Goals Against: 2.47 (8th)
- Power Play %: 15.3 (23rd)
- Penalty Kill %: 83.0 (13th)
This Week: Minnesota continues to defy the odds as they continue their short road trip Saturday at Dallas before taking their inevitable regression to Columbus Tuesday where they'll surely pick up two ezpz points and then head on home to get stomped into the ice Thursday versus Vancouver.
News: Marek Zidlicky's days in Minnesota may be numbered.
The Wild continue to focus their efforts on proving the doubters wrong and make a push for the playoffs.
hahahaha what an embarrassing loss.
Are the Wild and Devils future trading partners?
Transactions: Recalled F Matt Kassian, Chad Rau, and Jed Ortmeyer.
Injuries: Lazy copy/paste mode ENGAGE.
- Guillaume Latendresse skated with the team twice this week, but suffered a setback
- Jarod Palmer has been diagnosed with concussion symptoms and is on Injured Reserve.
- Pierre-Marc Bouchard has concussion symptoms and is on Injured Reserve.
- Mikko Koivu is with the team and took part in the Wild's morning skate on Thursday as he continues to progress from an upper body injury
Vancouver Canucks (51 GP 31-15-5 67 Pts)
Last Week: 1-0-1 3-2 W vs. CHI, 3-4 OTL @ DET
Conference Standing: 2nd place
Overall Rankings:
- Goals For: 3.16 (3rd)
- Goals Against: 2.41 (7th)
- Power Play %: 22.9 (1st)
- Penalty Kill %: 85.9 (6th)
This Week: The Canucks kick off a 4-game roadie against potential playoff teams with a Saturday tilt at Colorado (assuming they're able to land the plane anywhere near Denver) and after taking the easiest 2 points in the NHL right now they head to Nashville Tuesday and Minnesota Thursday. Both games figure to be significantly more challenging than playing the suddenly lethargic Avs.
News: Cody Hodgson was named the NHL's Rookie of the Month for January.
Cory Schneider is the sexiest trade bait on the market for teams in need of goaltending.
I'm honestly only linking to this because the title contained a rhyme and I'm a sucker.
Mason Raymond continues to struggle in his return from the injury he suffered in last year's playoffs.
Transactions: None?
Injuries:
- Steve Pinizzotto is out indefinitely with a shoulder injury
- Aaron Volpatti is out 4-6 months with a shoulder injury.
- Andrew Ebbett is out 4-6 weeks with a collar bone injury.
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I appreciate you writing this
unfortunately when I clicked the link, I realized how pissed I was at the Avs and the NW that I scrolled down right to comment. Either way, I’m sure it’s a great article, as it usually is. I’ll read it later when I’m less enraged.
Wise men wonder while strong men die.
It is worth reading.
How are you doing Shot? Still on the non-smoking wagon?
"You're only as good as your coach wants you to be." - Bob Probert
still trying, at about a 2 a day rate.
Wise men wonder while strong men die.
by ProfessorOak on Feb 3, 2012 10:19 AM MST up reply actions
Thanks for another great article.
I’ll admit, I didn’t click all of the links today, Just not really feeling it.
"You're only as good as your coach wants you to be." - Bob Probert
I wasn't either
Trying to find anything for Minnesota was like having my teeth ripped from my face. Calgary, too.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
Mile High Hockey : Where B- is different than C+
Good as always AJ, though it frightens me a bit that this division is sooooo mediocre (outside of Vancouver)…yet the Avs can get no footing playing against these teams
Goalie coach? We don't need no stinking goalie coach!
Thanks AJ. I know you are a dedicated writer and all, but perhaps you could save a couple of hours a week by saying:
Avs suck against you ALL.
"Wisdom requires a flexible mind" - Dan Carlin
by Nemesis44UK on Feb 3, 2012 9:07 AM MST reply actions 2 recs
Bag Skate! Bad Skate!
Why can’t we just be the team I know we can. :( Skate these young guys sacco, they must be punished for there lack of beating teams that we should.
Leather is much more useful for punishing bad boys like the ones we have.
I am boobs.
True Appreciator of the Dumba Train
by Thor the Clunge Destroyer on Feb 3, 2012 1:39 PM MST up reply actions
The Avs need to be put in a diaper
Because they are shitting the bed every other night these days
Sports don't build character, they reveal it
Your flames snark is always a thing of beauty. Their guy Aliu that they signed is a fuckin douche who sucks at hockey, he skates on a line with lablond and is cut from the same mold. Last time the baby flames came to okc my entire section rousingly heckled him. When even oklahomans can tell you’re an irrelevant skater….
At exactly what point do you start to realize that life without knowledge is death in disguise?
by SteveHouse on Feb 3, 2012 10:36 AM MST via Android app reply actions
Calgary writes their own stuff, honestly
But thanks <3
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
Mile High Hockey : Where B- is different than C+
by A.J. Haefele on Feb 3, 2012 10:49 AM MST up reply actions
Avs record against division
Anyone know what it is under Sacco?
I was off the fire Sacco bandwagon for a long time this season…but seriously, this play against the division is absolutely inexcusable. He’s got to go, before it’s too late to salvage this season (might already be there).
With the way Anaheim’s playing, we could be 13th
Paul Stastny did, what Paul Stastny does. Score big goals.
The Caps could end up with the 2nd pick in the draft. I really don’t think we can catch Columbus.
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
by Bob in Boulder on Feb 3, 2012 1:03 PM MST up reply actions
Well, things suck right now…but I really don’t see the Avs pick being a lottery pick.
I’m confident they will finish between 9th and 12th in the west…and between 19th and 23rd overall.
If we give Washington a top 4 pick… I’ll officially regret this trade forever… unless Varly wins a Vezina or a cup (with us)
Paul Stastny did, what Paul Stastny does. Score big goals.
A top 4?
There’s 2 months left in the season and we’re still in the play off race.
While we meet be in a rough patch I cannot imagine a breakdown like what happened last year.
I am boobs.
True Appreciator of the Dumba Train
by Thor the Clunge Destroyer on Feb 3, 2012 1:41 PM MST up reply actions
A top 4?
We’re 12th in the west if all the teams who have 2 games in hand win.
There’s 2 months left in the season and we’re still in the play off race.
Why is why I said “If we…”
While we meet be in a rough patch I cannot imagine a breakdown like what happened last year.
I hope not, but it’s been some god awful hockey in the past 2 weeks… especially against a division we’ve now gone 2-12.
Paul Stastny did, what Paul Stastny does. Score big goals.
In the Coach Q years, they were well over .500 against the division, and with Granato in 08/09 they were slightly below .500
Mission 48.3 Accomplished!
And he didn’t do it twice!
We see a wonderful sun-soaked city nestled at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Enos sees nickels and dimes.
by Bob in Boulder on Feb 3, 2012 5:24 PM MST up reply actions
That’s 19-39-5 for the math impaired, like SixWhores.
If we don't get our sauce, we ain't watching the game!
Wait, SixWhores isn’t a stats major?
I’m so confused!
2011-2012 Lokomotiv Yaroslavl: Vyechnaya Pamyat!
2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: Chances are rapidly diminishing that this will not suck.
I appreciate you writing this AJ, good article. I guess, though, I am with the rest and just to plain lazy or pissed today. :) Sorry!!
You do a hell of a job for MHH, thanks for all the “uplifting” reads! Now, do me a favor and go kick those Av’s in the rear and let’s move up the charts!
"we cough to clear our throats and sigh to clear our hearts"
by LisaDyan01 on Feb 3, 2012 12:30 PM MST reply actions 1 recs

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