Since you're all a bunch of fucking whiners, here. It's NHL. It's sort of hockey. And a hot chick with big boobs is stroking a long stick. Happy now? (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)
With the Lakers fading to the suddenly hot Nuggets, the Clippers have a huge opportunity tonight to be the team representing LA in the second round. Oft considered "that other LA team" behind the shining stars like Kobe Bryant (dude, you had the flu. SUCK IT UP! Or as my former student said, "Landeskog to Kobe: Your vagina is showing. Stop whining and start playing".) The Clippers are up 3-2 on Memphis and with solid play from guys like [insert name of prominent basketball player on the Clippers here] and [insert another name of prominent basketball player on the Clippers here], the red-headed step child (no offense, Red. You know I heart you!) of So Cal basketball just might seal the deal tonight.
Oh, and there's no hockey on tonight, so here's another open thread. I sure as hell hope more than 10 comments are made tonight. So much work for such little participation. /sadlywalksoffstage
UPDATE: How many times do you think I can use the word "tonight" in a single post that is only 156 words long? Tonight we found out.
UPDATE #2: ICE GIRLS! (do i have your attention now?)
UPDATE #3: NBCSN is showing a replay of the USA - Kazakhstan game at the WC.