You knew this was coming. It will be a bit different than last year since I won't have the time, nor do I care enough, to write up a big report card. I just need to make sure DDC is on vacation when his time roles around.
DISCLAIMER: I typed "a house named Steve" into google and this image came up. I plan on doing similar things for everyone and see what happens. Any similarity and accuracy between the dog in the front and Steve is coincidental.
DISCLAIMER 2: I am hoping I have time to do all of these for fear of being accused of Randying around.
Steve, or whatever he is calling himself these days, was from the crop of the 851 new staff writers. Giving him a straight grade would be dumb. And boring. And prevents me from being
funny relatively clever. So, please grade Steve on what you think his real name is: