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Mile High Hockey Final Grade: Cole D. Hamilton

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You knew this was coming. It will be a bit different than last year since I won't have the time, nor do I care enough, to write up a big report card. I just need to make sure DDC is on vacation when his time roles around.

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DISCLAIMER: I typed "a dumb cowboy named Cole" into google and this image came up. I plan on doing similar things for everyone and see what happens. Any similarity and accuracy between the moron and Cole is coincidental.

DISCLAIMER 2: I am hoping I have time to do all of these for fear of being accused of Randying around.

Cole D. Hamilton, Yee-haw!, was from the crop of the 851 new staff writers. Giving him a straight grade would be dumb. And boring. And prevents me from being funny relatively clever. So, please grade Cole on his performance this year judged by the cowboys below:

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