You knew this was coming. It will be a bit different than last year since I won't have the time, nor do I care enough, to write up a big report card. I just need to make sure DDC is on vacation when his time roles around.
DISCLAIMER: I typed "a dumb cowboy named Cole" into google and this image came up. I plan on doing similar things for everyone and see what happens. Any similarity and accuracy between the moron and Cole is coincidental.
DISCLAIMER 2: I am hoping I have time to do all of these for fear of being accused of Randying around.
Cole D. Hamilton, Yee-haw!, was from the crop of the 851 new staff writers. Giving him a straight grade would be dumb. And boring. And prevents me from being
funny relatively clever. So, please grade Cole on his performance this year judged by the cowboys below:
How good was Cole and what cowboy would he be? Or at least who you imagine he impersonates in the shower:
A: John Wayne in anything. (9 votes)
B: Bret Maverick. (5 votes)
C: Annie Oakley. (10 votes)
D: Dudley Do-Right. (11 votes)
F: Some Cowboy Called Randy. (8 votes)
43 total votes