Haha, Hello Kitty Sneakers. Fuck you Japan.
You knew this was coming. It will be a bit different than last year since I won't have the time, nor do I care enough, to write up a big report card. I just need to make sure DDC is on vacation when his time roles around.
DISCLAIMER: I typed "token asian image" into google and this image came up. I plan on doing similar things for everyone and see what happens. Any similarity and accuracy between Sean and Pichaku is coincidental.
DISCLAIMER 2: I am hoping I have time to do all of these for fear of being accused of Randying around.
Sean Harsha (seriously? That's not a last name. That's a sound Chun-Li from Street Fighter makes) was from the crop of the 851 new staff writers. Giving him a straight grade would be dumb. And boring. And prevents me from being
funny relatively clever. When Sean started he said he didn't want to be the token Asian; I guess he had some dignity. So, please grade Sean on his performance this year judged by what token Asian he would be:
What token Asian would Sean be?
A: Mr. Miyagi. (10 votes)
B: Oddjob. (9 votes)
C: The Vietnamese whore from Full Metal Jacket. (24 votes)
D: That midget who yells "Ze plane!" from Fantasy Island. (8 votes)
F: Randy-san. (11 votes)
62 total votes