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You knew this was coming. It will be a bit different than last year since I won't have the time, nor do I care enough, to write up a big report card. I just need to make sure DDC is on vacation when his time roles around.
DISCLAIMER: Well, obviously I typed "cougar" into google and this image came up. I plan on doing similar things for everyone and see what happens. Any similarity and accuracy between Angelique and the cougar is expected.
DISCLAIMER 2: I am hoping I have time to do all of these for fear of being accused of Randying around. Angelique is not one of the 851 new staff writers, she's been around for a while chasing young boys for a while. Giving her a straight grade would be dumb. And boring. And prevents me from being funny relatively clever. We know where this is going, please grade Angelique on what I call the "cougar-stalking(tm)" scale:
Poll
Angelique spends most of her free time chasing and watching the Avs' young prospects. Please grade Angelique on the "cougar-stalking(tm)" scale:
A: Demi Moore (26 votes)
B: Vtcapsfan99 (21 votes)
C: Cleopatra (12 votes)
D: Alex Forrest (1 vote)
F: Randy with a white van. And free kittens. (17 votes)
77 total votes
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