1. Is it a great morning or I should I be angry today?

2. I need to get dressed. I hate getting dressed. This pisses me off. Why do people have to get dressed....

3. Fuck, I have to open the door to the closet to get clothes....

4. After work I should remember to remember to get new hinges. And spackle. And a new closet door.

5. Should I have sex or go get Arby's? Or should I do both? No, i'll just go Arby's.

6. Shit, I can't go to the regular one becuase of that bullshit restraining order. Fuck that, i'll chance it....

7. I am hungry, I should get a sandwich....

8. Why are there no pre-made sandwiches lying around. This is infuriating....

9. There's a dog outside, staring at me....

10. Or is the dog staring at something else?

11. Is he trying to get my sandwich?

10. What the fuck am I going to do with this dead dog. My neighbor's car is unlocked. That seems like the logical plan....

11. When my wife yells at me I never understand why she doesn't grade her anger in sauce terms. There are plenty of types of sauce....

12. Think my wife would let me hang up my Anatomy of a Goal articles on the wall?

13. I could have them framed at the place down the street. Nah, i'll just use thumbtacks....

14. Why is the entrywall wall so hard, the thumbtacks won't go in. I am seeing spots again....

15. I'll just use the bedroom wall....

16. Look at how beautiful the articles look. They're perfe....there's a typo. I hate typos...

17. This hospital bed is much more comfortable then the previous ones....