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Mile High Hockey Final Grade: RandyTime

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You knew this was coming. It will be a bit different than last year since I won't have the time, nor do I care enough, to write up a big report card. I just need to make sure DDC is on vacation when his time roles around.

DISCLAIMER: I have nothing. This image represents Randy's contribution to the blog.

DISCLAIMER 2: I have tons of ideas for this disclaimer spot. Really tons. All kinds of ideas. I will get to it at some point and write them. Sound familiar?

DISCLAIMER 3: I am hoping I have time to do all of these for fear of being accused of Randying around. Randy is "apparently" one of the 851 new staff writers; proof of that is still lacking. Randy's getting an F. There is no way around that. However, we should at least have the dignity to compare him to other lazy things. On the Randy lazy scale:

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