So this is going to be a running recap because...I'm drunk. Sandie's no help, either, because...she's drunk too.
- Matt Duchene is freaking good. Too bad that puck trickled wide.
- Robidas, you can't do that. Two for tripping.
- PP looking good, another stupid ridiculous save by Lehtonen.
- Stastny maaaaad. Roussel, that would be illegal. Crosschecking is not okay.
- 5 on 3 for about a minute. Good shots but Lehtonen.
- Holy hell, shots on shots upon shots. But Lehtonen.
- Who put cocaine in the Avs' water bottles?
- STASTNY!! On the 13th shot in the game, Stastny took a beauty of a pass from Tanguay and tapped it in. Tap tap tappity tap.
- We still have over ten minutes left in the first, eh.
- Wat? Lehtonen went sliding out of the crease to the bottom of the face off circle...and played the puck. Aight.
- Random thought: I bet the team is so on fire to win this game as a way to show solidarity with Varly.
- Digging the energy, speed and [insert mean barking dog sound here] of this team right now.
- Duchene has scored 25.7% of the Avs' goals this season. He's kinda good at hockey.
- Varly: You looking for this? (So glad that Roy started him tonight.)
- Skating's hard.
- Those Dallas jerseys are horrible.
- Random thought: I'm craving Starbucks.
- This team wants this win so badly
- Shots 13-4 Avs. CORSIATTI TAKE NOTICE!
- What is Stastny doing on the bench? "I'm going to pump you up."
- Scoring chances from 1st: 7 to 1. Lol.
- This team's transition from D to O is fucking insane, so fast.
- Random thought: got my hair cut today. Love it. It's all flippy.
- Tangs with the between the legs pass almost got Landy a goal. Horseshoes and hand grenades.
- TALBOT! Looking pretty good. Better than Downie with his game misconduct and concussion. Freaking sucks, Crazy Eyes. Feel better soon!
- That's right! Holden is playing forward! Gonna have to keep an eyeball out.
- Oh MacKinnon, you want that next goal so badly.
- Varly plowed into, dangerous moment. Glad he's okay.
- Duchene saying bad words again. Potty mouth.
- Talbot looks so freaking happy right now.
- Varly says NYET!!! Dude is on it right now.
- Right now.
- Don't be mad, Lindy. It's okay. You can have a peanut butter cup.
- Random thought: Corsi be fucked.
- That's offside. Don't hate just cuz you can't keep your shit onside.
- "It just wouldn't go in." TWSS, Penis McNab.
- Ruh roh Raggy. Wilson got in da way. Bad Wilson.
- Okay, Max. This is why you're here. Show us what you got.
- Mitchell with a breakaway! Why is it always Mitchell and McLeod that get the breakaways? #SlowAsMolasses
- Varly good. Stars bad.
- PK good. PP bad.
- So anybody thinking the D on this team is bad (and I mean collectively, not just defensemen) needs to rethink that biz-ness.
- Sandie, all cute and drunky: I like this team, Cheryl. Write that down! I like this team.
- Only two shots this period? Okay, second periods are not the Avs' strengths.
- Roy's win percentage so far as a coach: .909. Teehee. Unsustainable my ass!
- Now Lindy looks sad. Here, have another peanut butter cup.
- PA denied cuz Lehtonen.
- Duchene gets the breakaway, puts on the jets, and Gonchar pulls him down. Dutchy mad. More potty mouth.
- "That'll be a penalty." Ya think, Pete?
- Why is Mitchell on the PP?
- Haven't noticed Holden. Not a bad thing.
- HOLY HELL THAT WAS SICK!
- Drop pass behind the back by MacKinnon, Landy "never seen a shot I don't like" scoops it up and rips one from the top of the face off circle. SCOOOOORRRRREEEEEE. Two to zippo
- Lehtonen: What the fuck just happened?
- I think Duchene either has nitro burners or a go-go gadget skates button.
- (Sandie is talking in French. No clue what the hell she's saying. blahblabhblabhalbh)
- Where is Mark Rycroft?!?! (That was in whiny voice, in case you didn't know.)
- (Wow, that Philly/Caps game...)
- Hejda and Johnson clicking as a top pair? Hmph. Who woulda thunk?
- Boys passing the sniffing salts down the row. DRUGGIES!!!
- Booers McBooerestons not liking the non calls that were non penalties.
- Did Hejda get away with one or was that good D? I do not know. Booze.
- Kinda loud in that arena. Sandie thinks it sounds like a recording.
- Talbot, Mitchell, MacKinnon: the Center Line
- MACK TRUCK SMASHIES
- Varly had no clue that puck was behind him. Totally screened.
- "Get it up, Mitchell!" says Sandie. "I DID BUT LEHTONEN," said Mitchell.
- Up to the war room, but dat pad, man. Dat pad.
- balls lucky he didn't get a penalty on that. Holding the stick is not okay. Well, at least on the ice during a hockey game.
- The only reason why Dallas is in this game right now is Lehtonen.
- WTF Guenin?? You're damn lucky Varly is good.
- Holden: defensemen or forward? defenseman or forward? Poor kid.
- Johnson to locker room? Nooooooooooooo.
- Johnson just went to "stretch" apparently. That's what Luongo said.
- Duchene, PA, but Lehtonen
- Hey #17...GET IN THE BOX!
- FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. MacKinnon. Don't be hurty. High sticky in the facey. Uh oh, potty mouth! Not called. He mad.
- Wheels. We got 'em.
- WHY IS MITCHELL ON THE PP, DAMN IT??
- Well that blows. Saw that coming a mile away. TWSS.
- Landy? Fighting??? Well that was weird.
- Shit. Landy gets an extra two for instigating. Dallas gets a PP with just over three left. Not. Good.
- Varly, you are good at stopping pucks.
- Penalty killed but heart attack afterward. Varly hearts.
- Random thought: I'm tired. And this game is going to OT.
- First OT game this season for our boys. Let's hope it ends well, better than the DU game.
- Skating's hard.
- Is this going to a shoot out? Just to troll me, the universe will do it.
- Nope, Pauly BadNuts gets the win with a sweet shot. Ripped the puck from the left face off dot, going top shelf. Cute little smile.
(Sandie wanted to give a star to Lehtonen. Plbbbtttttttt)
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