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Hi SB Nation! How do I love thee? Let me count the ways...

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As was requested by some poster yesterday, I forget who but I think it was a taco truck, I am turning the below comment into a fan post:

"I’m sorry; did you say SB Nation was "upgrading" the blog? No, you couldn’t have. What you meant is that these narrow-minded, idiotic, tyrannical despots decided that they need to exercise complete control over a system that was working perfectly well and decided to change everything that was right and good about the blog in some effort to make a Picasso-like caricature of garbage pit of vomited cat shit that they, in their infinite wisdom, decided was a symbol of their success and advancement of the sports blogging community. Hey SB Nation. You can go fuck yourselves for ruining this. I had some fun Fan Posts. Not anymore. Thanks SB Nation. You have likely created some NSA inspired PRISM mechanism to lord over us so I am sure you are reading this. I hope whatever triggers you have are tripped so you firmly understand that your changes represent pathetic disgrace of technological progress. In case you are reading this and still have reading comprehension issues, let me reiterate: go fuck yourselves for ruining the Fan Post system"

So, to continue, I would like to implore you all to read my short historical list of decisions that are better, wiser, and more wildly successful than the any of the decisions made by SB Nation. These decisions include, but are not limited to, the following:

New Coke

Canceling Firefly

The Ford Edsel

Laserdiscs

Admitting the Trojan Horse

Bloodletting

The Spanish Inquisition

Electing James Buchanan

Appeasement

Napoleon Invading Russia

Hitler Invading Russia

Filling the Hindenburg with Flammable Gas

Islanders 3rds Jerseys

Piping on the unipron

The unipron

Signing Greg Zanon

Signing Tyler Arnason

Playing Tyler Arnason

Playing Tyler Arnason on the 1st line

Not signing Peter Forsberg

Trading for Tommy Salo

Chris Stewart sleeping with all of the girlfriends

Ryan Stoa

Detroit existing

Detroit not being razed to the ground

Detroit not being declared inhospitable for human life

Detroit having a hockey team

Randy’s work ethic

Letting Malachi comment

Not banning Malachi

BRey

The Corsiatii

Any comparison article by Copper N Blue

Randy’s 1st Article

Giving me any responsibility

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