Playoffs Thread: Memorial Day

"This hurts me more than it hurts you!" - Gregory Shamus

Last night San Jose forced Game 7 by defeating the Kings 2-1.

Happy Memorial Day to my Murikan friends!

Or

as you call it in Canada

Monday.

#1 Chicago Blackhawks at #7 detroit red wings (3-2 dET)

8:00 Eastern, NBC Sports, CBC, RDS

On Saturday I wrote the Blackhawks a limerick and they staved off elimination and didn't look like hot garbage doing it. Today, I try haiku.

Hold the line, or die.
Score more goals than Crow allows.
Fuck the red wings, too.

Jonathan Toews finally scored so hey, you know what they say about snakebitten players. When you score one, you score a bunch.

I'd write more stats or jokes or something but to hell with that. It's a holiday. Maybe not as big as Cinco de Cuatro but I refuse to work on principle.

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