Roy just came into my store and my buddy was bagging for him. Chit-chatting he says varly has been playing on his head.
Roy looks at him and goes "I know. That's why we just signed him for 5 years."
He looks at him in shock and says "really!?"
"you're the first to hear about it."
He was super nice and gave a fist pump when my friend told him "nice win in Dallas the other night."
He didn't mention $