Whose Line is it Monday? Broncos Grief Processing Edition

Ron Chenoy-USA TODAY Sports

Want to shake off your Super Bowl embarrassment? Or just avoid your Monday morning? Come waste your time here! Hockey is better anyway.

Welcome back to Whose Line is it Monday where everything is made up and the recs don't matter.  Back by popular demand we'll make this a weekly feature at MHH.

If any of you are regulars at reddit's r/hockey then you likely already know how this works, as for the rest of you: enjoy. The only change is that I'll propose a weekly "Hoedown" for you all to answer.  If you don't know how the hoedowns works, here's an excellent compilation from the masters themselves and an awesome Avalanche hoedown written by our own SteveHouse.  I'll propose the hoedown theme and anyone can start it off, keep your hoedown verses in one thread and the verse with the most recs wins!

The Rules:

  • New comments should sketch scenario, like: Things bigger than Bryzgalov's five-hole
  • People reply to the prompt with things like: the universe, Brad Marchand's nose, or Jamie McGinn
  • Sketches should be in the form of a statement, not a question
  • Be liberal with your recs, the comments with the most green will be featured at the top of next week's page.
  • The first hoedown comment will be the official hoedown thread, if you have another verse to contribute then reply to the original or one of its children.  Verse with the most recs wins!
Last Week's Month's Contestants:
Rank Member Comments
1 c6hor8 20
2 Andy_Joe 18
3 Drakenlot 18
4 Andy_ 13
5 MarC-YukonAvsFan 10
(c6hor8 with some artificial comment boosting in this one, since "Preview thread posting times" doesnt fit everywhere.

Last Week's Month's Winners:

Things more accurate than Dan Winnik's shot

public static final boolean isDucheneGreatestEver = true;



Things you like more than cal clutterbuck

Never out of Character



Things more Imaginary than Bruce Boudreau's Neck




This Week's Hoedown: With the Broncos ummm not winning yesterday, we're bound to see an influx of Denver bandwagon fans in the next few months.  Write a hoedown for the bandwagon Avalanche fan, new to hockey.
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