Whose Line Is It Monday?

Jerome Miron-USA TODAY Sports

Stressed about Wednesday's Trade Deadline? Afraid the Blues are trading for all of the players? Come blow off some steam with hockey puns and improv.

Welcome back to Whose Line is it Monday where everything is made up and the recs don't matter.

If any of you are regulars at reddit's r/hockey then you likely already know how this works, as for the rest of you: enjoy. The only change is that I'll propose a weekly "Hoedown" for you all to answer.  If you don't know how the hoedowns works, here's an excellent compilation from the masters themselves and an awesome Avalanchehoedown written by our own SteveHouse.  I'll propose the hoedown theme and anyone can start it off, keep your hoedown verses in one thread and the verse with the most recs wins!

The Rules:

  • New comments should sketch scenario, like: Things bigger smaller than Bryzgalov's five-hole
  • People reply to the prompt with things like: the universe, Brad Marchand's nose, orJamie McGinn
  • Sketches should be in the form of a statement, not a question
  • Be liberal with your recs, the comments with the most green will be featured at the top of next week's page.
  • The first hoedown comment will be the official hoedown thread, if you have another verse to contribute then reply to the original or one of its children.  Verse with the most recs wins!
Last Week's Winners:
Were a horrifying Bieber Miley face swap gif from Faydout, and an equally horrifying picture of Olli Jokinen and his waffles from wflan (assist to SteveHouse).  If you'd like to bleed your eyes out, the link is here.

Otherwise, let's start fresh.  This week's hoedown should focus on the NHL Trade Deadline. Ready........ GO
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