But now we have a Colorado club that's got butane in their veins carrying some serious momentum into the Stanley Cup Playoffs. So which chimpanzee team did you kick to the curb this season now that the Avs have emerged as monkeys? For me, it's the Boston Bruins. I know they been "Douche Dispensary: East" for the last few years, and their fanbase smells like dog food stalls but I love me some Tuukka Rask. Failing them, I'd just root for the Rangers, specifically Henrik Lundqvist to dispense the forces of evil in bozo nightmares. I've never been able to reconcile the folksinger slop of other Western conference teams in order to have a shotgun wedding with them come post-season. Unless we're talking about the Predators and their double-barrel buckshot in net, Pekka Rinne.
But you know what? FUCK THEM. Slap those turkey necks. Time to trade our apathy for some hate. The Avalanche are on the pole and this fan hopes all the termites choke on some splinters. Know what I'm saying?