I'm sitting in the Law Library avoiding doing a brief for Garratt v. Dailey (a woman sues a five year-old kid for pulling a chair out from under her) and stumbled on this awesome video: Joe Sakic's top 10 goals. It even has slow-mo on some of them. Call it wrist shot pornography, if you will.
Not sure why the YouTube page says "Best Punishment Ever," because I can't think of many things worse than this. Thanks to new member ChiTownAv for the tip.