On Tuesday the Avalanche signed 2004 draft pick Victor Oreskovich to a shiny entry-level contract that will likely result in a roster spot for him on the Lake Eerie Monsters of the AHL this coming season.
Oreskovich, a big forward at 6-3, 215, scored 60 points in 62 games for the Kitchener Rangers of the OHL last season. Previously, he played hockey at Notre Dame. He becomes a restricted free agent in 2010.
He may be a professional hockey player with an unusual last name, but Victor is not the only Oreskovich of notoriety. In fact, he can't hold a candle to former Playboy Playmate Alesha Oreskovich, who's got quite a body of work, so to speak (NSFW!!!).
No offense to Victor, but I'd rather Alesha join the team.
UPDATE: It occurred to me that this site's Community Guidelines expressly prohibited sexual content of any kind. Then I realized that sometimes I might want to link to relatively sexual content (attractive females, perhaps) from time to time. So I changed the guidelines---a little bit. That's how I roll.