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Breaking: Foppa Says Never Mind

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Peter Forsberg has decided not to try a return to the NHL this season (hat tip to Bob in Boulder), citing his obliterated ankles as the reason.  It seems the human Barbaro just can't find a skate that fits.  

At least that saves us all the inevitable d'oh! moment when he signs a $3 million contract to play 20 games and goes down in the second one he plays---out for the season.  We could have had to suffer through that.

Peter, I hope you the best, and maybe you'll get to come back next year.  Just remember that we all love you.

ADDENDUM: I never knew that Foppa wore a hearing aid.  Anyone know anything about that?