What follows is the best news I've heard today, Martin Skoula notwithstanding:
Mike Haynes’ surgery yesterday was a success. It was a long one, apparently, but the aneurysm was caught early and Mike should make a good recovery, according to the doctors. So, that’s great news.
Great news, indeed. My "Get well, Mike Haynes" post from earlier in the week got twice as many hits as yesterday's recap did, which tells me there are a ton of people out there pulling for Mike and his family.