Hey there, just your absentee blog founder here.
I would like to express my profound disappointment in the Chicago Blackhawks, and former Avalanche coach Joel Quenneville, for failing to defeat the stupid Red Wings.
I just want the entire city of Chicago to know that they've really let me down. It's bad enough that the Cubs recently suffered an eight-game losing streak, but for the 'Hawks to only win one game against the Wangs is just too much to handle right now.
So to the Penguins, listen close: nobody ever gets a second chance to defeat the same team they lost the Cup to the year before. Nobody. Ever. So choking now after such a dominant run through the playoffs would be absolutely unforgivable. And I say this not as an actual fan of the Penguins, but as a fan of a completely different team that didn't even make the playoffs. So that means I'm really serious.
Crosby and Malkin, for the love of Lord Stanley, beat the Wings already. Please.