We're bad. The Avalanche, I mean. I say 'we' because a disgusting portion of my life is devoted to them. I wore their gear to the airport on my way to Tennessee for a 10 day vacation from the mayhem of my life. I trolled a Red Wings fan so hard at the airport we had to be separated before any real issue showed up.
Not only are we bad, we're unlucky. Maybe The Nerdy Numbers Gang will come swooping in casting Calculators of Might and tell me that we deserve it after having such an off-the-wall statistical anomaly of a season last year. Terran isn't OP. The map pool just sucks, okay? Sometimes that's life for you. Our injuries this year are straight silly. I don't even react to the news anymore other than to just laugh. What else can we REALLY do with it other than just sit back and have a nice chuckle? Things aren't going well.
You know what is going well? My vacation. Pizza everyday, massive amounts of epic gaming, punk music and dominating Megaman games. I know. My life owns. Because nobody is going to read about how the rest of the division is doing with us realistically falling out of the race, I figured I'd just blabber on about nothing. Owned. Enjoy the links, Mom, since I know you're always out there reading ;D
Team capsules after the jump...