Hey, Cheryl, I remembered one!
The Monsters open up a 3-game road trip tonight against the Griffins of Grand Rapids. With Calvin Pickard recalled to Colorado today, the start will presumably go to Kent Patterson, with Kieran Millan backing him up. But, clearly, the Dazzling Davidoff knows nothing. Notable names on the Griffin's roster: former Monster Brent Skinner and the guy who was drafted right before Ryan O'Reilly, Landon Ferraro. That would be a lot more LOLz-worthy if Ryan O'Reilly was actually under contract right now.