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Quote of the Night: Cheer Up, Bitches

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Opening Night was only good for opening a box of neurosis. Some people had fun though.

70 people cranking out 1,157 comments last night in a 5-0 blowout loss.  Some serious masochists out there.  Congrats on the scars, I guess?  Anyway, hope you had fun!!

Top Bile Spewing Honors from last night go to:

# Commenter # Comments

1 Americanario 126
2 SteveHouse 118
3 Cole D Hamilton 62
4 Andi D. 61
5 paul80452 60

Damn, Canary.  You'd think you were required to be in the threads or something...

The Rec'd n Affect Award goes to Sean Harsha with a solid six thumbs up for the following observation and rhetorical question:

Why does Pierre always do that?

Like, for example: "Joe Smith spent 5 years playing for Western Eastern Western and that’s when he met Jerry, the skate sharpener who I met in 1999 who actually is Don’s cousin, the same Don who stole my sandwich last weekend."

No one cares.

Earl, Cole, and ZombieBob each had some 5 thumb zingers, but Earl's was a retweet of somebody else's joke, Cole's was a Always Sunny in Philly gif that didn't load correctly for me this morning, and Bob's was a tennis joke...so they were all disqualified. Don't complain.  I have spoken.  Take your paltry humor and bring your compete level for Saturday.

Enjoy your Friday.  Stock up on liquor for Saturday.

Hail State.