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Boston has surrendered 7 goals so far this season. That makes this one easy right?

Avalanche players agree with the "no goal" call. Since goals are impossible.
Avalanche players agree with the "no goal" call. Since goals are impossible.
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None of you are very good at this game.  Two night's running and I'm yet to select a winner

Come on now Avs.


This guy has a goal:

Seriously, who is that guy.

This guy has 3 goals?

More like Jiri Tl-"who?"-sty

Heck, even this clown has a goal

*cringe

There are 4 Leafs with goals (2 for THE Tyler Bozak)

And 2 Sabres with goals

There are 7 rookies with goals

22 defenseman have goals

This little kid has a goal

When players don't score goals they get desperate.

When they get desperate well....

Poor dude.

So go out there and score Avalanche. Because you're better than the Sabres.  Because you're better than that little Korean kid. And most of all, because you're better than that punk Daniel Carcillo.

Last Game's Winner:

Two valiant efforts here:

Sigh.

"Stats geeks will ... cry 'regression' at the top of their cheetos-laden voices...." 
—niwotsblessing

SSSSSSSSSSSSSiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh.

"Stats geeks will ... cry 'regression' at the top of their cheetos-laden voices...." 
—niwotsblessing

Avs get shut out again. Probably get about 15 shots on goal. Duchene breaks his ankle. Mackinnon contracts ebola. The building collapses in on itself and kills thousands. The earth opens up and swallows downtown. God says "fuck it" and turns off the sun.

/there, that should properly jinx those outcomes.

But I'm giving the win to Dixomatic for predicting the shutout with some pizzazz. CONGRATULATIONS DIXOMATIC ARE YOU HAPPY?

This Game's Pick 'Em:

Pick the Avalanche's first goal scorer for the 2014-2015 season and add the time of their goal for the tiebreaker.

My Pick:

RhinooooooooooREILLY. 90 Seconds into the game

against Toronto