MHH Adds A Writer: A Wild Professor Appears

Everyone has fantasies. Some of us fantasize about the day when local Denver media covers the Avalanche with the same vigor as they cover the Broncos. Some of us fantasize about what it would be like to have superpowers. Others still fantasize about Ludacris-level lovemaking that takes place in the Georgia Dome. And finally, some go so far as to join leagues built around the concept of drafting real players onto fake teams to rack up customizable fake points and determine the winner at the end of the real sport's agonizingly long regular season. Weird, right?

Since Mile High Hockey's inception way back in 2007, there have been many writers to come and go on MHH's oft-mocked Masthead but for the first time in the site's history, we have an actual Professor here to teach us the ins and outs of fantasy hockey. While he might eventually branch out into other areas of the game, for now our very own Lord of the Pokemans himself, ProfessorOak, is here to teach all you fantasy hockey players how to fantasy even harder.

Please welcome him accordingly by mocking him relentlessly, coming up with hilarious nicknames and generally arguing with him at every turn.<3 <3