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Colorado Avalanche: News From Around the NHL July 22nd, 2016

If only there were an article to summarize the previous day’s best stories. Oh, wait. Here’s one right here!

By RyanMurphyMHH
2016 NHL Stanley Cup Final - Game Six Photo by Bruce Bennett/Getty Images

Let’s see here...flour, water, eggs, oil, butter, sugar, vanilla extract. I just know something’s missing, but I can’t quite think of it. Wait! Hockey! That’s what I’m missing!! Six generous scoops of hockey coming right up!

(Dumps everything in a mixer, flips the switch, and empties the contents into a molded baking sheet.)

Et voilá! Cupcakes!

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Auston Matthews signs his contract with the Toronto Maple Leafs.

Jordan Eberle is ready to anoint Connor McDavid too...someday.

Could the Islanders be on the move again?

The NBC TV schedule was released yesterday. Not everyone is a fan.

You know what’s fun? Phil Kessel’s grandmother chugging from the Stanley Cup.

PK Subban shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.