Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Your Colorado Avalanche take on the Ducks of Anaheim tonight in the OC. Gamer time is 10:00pm ET, 8:00pm in the mountains and will be broadcast on Altitude 2 with Moser’s radio call available as usual.
Tonight’s installment of Ipecac Theatre features a late game on the secondary television channel. Varly’s chronic groin issues have him out at least until after the All-Star Break and perhaps for the rest of the season. Calvin will get the majority of starts but Spencer Martin is scheduled to make his NHL debut at some point soon.
Do you like faceoffs? Or better yet do you like announcers talking non-stop about a totally meaningless statistic like Team Faceoff Percentage? Well you got the bonus plan tonight, Honey.
Due to apathy all lineup spots are approximate
Rennie - Mack - Mikko
Landy - Dutch - Nieto
Comeau - Big Carl - Iggy
Grigo - Malkin - Colby
Toots - Barrie
Beauch - Z
Gelly - Goldbeef
Scratched: Martinsen (nacho), Weircioch (nacho)
Injured: EJ (broken leg)
Next game will be Saturday in San Jose
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We continue the “82 songs the Avs might have considered instead of Delirious” feature today with “Too Drunk To Fuck” by Dead Kennedys. Enjoy.