So many of you don’t know this about me, but I’m a playoff baseball fan. More specifically, I’m a playoff baseball fan when the Red Sox - one of two baseball teams I give a very marginal fraction of a shit about - manage to find themselves in the postseason. (So, really, fairly often.)
As much as I don’t really pay much attention to baseball, I always find myself gravitating towards those World Series games, and here we are now. It’s one am, I have a five-year-old’s birthday party in nine hours, and I have to be at the rink for the Coyotes game another eight hours after that. Tomorrow is going to suck.
So your Flurries are going to be a bunch of tweets. I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’ll do better next time.
For those who don’t know why life is currently so bad:
Game 3 of the World Series, as told by the SpongeBob narrator. pic.twitter.com/jfTupOYsxt— ESPN (@espn) October 27, 2018
For those who like fun in hockey:
For those who like more fun in hockey:
This is why we had to get this guy pic.twitter.com/H9WvJ7I0kE— Tom Dundon (@TDCanes) October 27, 2018
For those who like the goalie gear debate:
On the discussion about smaller goalie padding.— Goals Against (@GA_per60) October 26, 2018
Using data from #NHL All Star Hardest Shot competitions (only easily available metric)
Average Speed (MPH) by Stick Type:
Early Composites/2-Piece: 101.94
Modern 1-piece Composites: 105.75 pic.twitter.com/Pp0vDZvuTm
For those who wanted an update on Pavel Francouz:
For those who love great jerseys and respecting cultural heritage:
“It’s important that we take time to reflect and acknowledge and celebrate the contributions of the entire Latino community.”— AHL (@TheAHL) October 26, 2018
The @sarampage are pulling out all the stops for Día de los Muertos.
→ https://t.co/cq2zZZRAbZ pic.twitter.com/LTQkWeZHlE
For those who believe in the growth of women’s hockey:
For those who like the Rantanen-MacKinnon magic we’ve been seeing:
The Buzzer: Rantanen continues to run roughshod on NHL https://t.co/0qo2A19ti4— NHL on NBC (@NHLonNBCSports) October 27, 2018
and finally, for those who like to laugh:
Mike Smith starts tomorrow vs. Washington. #Flames— Pat Steinberg (@Fan960Steinberg) October 26, 2018
Ah, good luck with that one, Calgary! lmao.